Bio

Now then, I (Solstice, formerly known as mr.E, real name James Hillier) is from some hick town (Richmond, B.C.) in the middle of nowhere, also know as Canada I go to some pitiful school which sucks so badly that our gym wall is made of some blue tarps and a bit of plywood (McRoberts). It's the suckiest suck that ever sucked in the history of suckiest sucks that ever sucked. And if you think that's bad, there are only maybe 10 classes actually in a class. Everything else is in a goddamn portable from hell. My computer is a Macintosh Powerbook 520, it's an old, pitiful piece of s*** and I want a new f***ing computer (preferably a PowerPC with a G3 processor). Please restrain any comments about my comp, it's old, it's a piece of c*** but I like my Mac goddammit! But I just got a new PC but i still like my mac.

I ski one hell of alot better then you can probably. I also snowboard but I prefer skiing. I used to play hockey and soccer but I quit for skiing as how skiing is way better. The following so called sports don't even deserve the title sport:

�Golf_

�Bowling

�Ping Pong

�Curling

My favorite comic strips are: Dilbert, Calvin and Hobbes, Zits and Non Sequitor. I think Canada could kick the crap out of the USA (United S***heads of America) and that China, Indonesia and most of Europe should be nuked halfway to hell. USA can't be because they make cool movies, Japan can't cause they make Nintendo and Sony and Russia can't because I think Ruskies kicks ass (especially the spies).

I think that the best band out right now is Metallica (I would usually say Tone but they're some small local band that even most of the locals haven't even heard of but they are really cool). Marilyn Manson is a complete and total ass**** and he and his followers should be lined up and shot. He is only cool song was "The Beautiful People", besides that one song, everything about him licks. The Foo Fighters are pretty cool too. Oh yeah, EdgeFest kicked ass (it was a Canada only tour I think and it had: Collective Soul, I Mother Earth The Tea Party, Our Lady Peace, Dodgy and some other really cool bands of whom I can't remember).

I don't have a girlfriend. I'm looking for one. Here are the requirements: blond hair (not the platinum kind), blue eyes (green or brown is ok), filthy rich, non-smoker, nice smile, 5'7", atheletic, 14-16 years old, outgoing personality, enjoys skiing, 36D hooters and an butt so tight you could bounce a quater off it. In other words I'm looking for a Nikki Taylor with bigger tits and a tighter ass.

I frequent the following newsgroups : alt.hackers, alt.hackers.malicious, alt.2600, alt.hackintosh, rec.skiing.alpine and that's about it. The whole the on alt.2600 with the Balif vs. Archangel was a load of crap by the way. You can ICQ me at 13422743.