A funny Jets Game
It was a warm sunny day, but there was a full moon out
It was a Sunday, and a very nice day for a football game. The Jets were going
to play their first regular season home game under Bill Parcells. However,
from our vatage point, Bill Parcell looked like a white dot. That's right,
we were in the upper tier, with the friendly upper tier crowd. Our tickets
were right next to the upper tier section of the away team. On this Sunday,
the Buffalo Bills fans would be in that section of the stadium. The fan that
buys season in the upper tier is a fan that has green blood running through
them. They are loud, disruptive, and usually drunk off of the $5.00 beers sold
throughout the stadium. And they are also the most animated fans.
The 3rd quarter was winding down, and the jets offense was slowing down.
That is usually the signal for the upper tier fans to show their true colors.
See, if the Jets are winning and playing well, these guys will be cheering them
on and screaming for the Jets to kill opposing teams. But, however, when the
Jets are losing, there is no mercy for the Jets. Well anyway, the 3rd quarter
was coming to a close, and one upper tier fan we will call Jake had spoted a Bills
fan in the Jets section. This was all he needed to pick a fight. His drunk
buddy on one side had been throwing candy to everyone, and everyone was getting
snickers and other stuff. Well Jake asked for some candy and when he got a
mini Snickers, he pelted it at the Bills fan. Jake asked for anothe candy,
another was throw. Soon the Candy man got the idea, and was starting to feed
the candy to Jake Larry Bird style, behind the back, over the sholder, and every
piece of candy seemed to be hitting the bills fan. Soon enough the Bills fan
started talking trash to Jake, and they exchanged words, and it started to get
louder. Then Jake got one piece more of candy, threw it at the Bills fan and
hit him right in the head. The Bills fan next action was to turn around, and
Mooned Jake. It was hilarious to be there and see this all happening. As soon
as The Bills fan dropped his drawers, a couple of things happened. The first
thing was every one in section 339 started throwing whatever small objects they
could at the bills fan while he was showing full moon. Another thing that
happened was the our section starting chanting Asshole! Asshole! This caught
on to the surrounding sections quickly. At it's highest point, we propably
had 6 sections screaming Asshole! Asshole! Also during this time, a jets fan
who had a young child with him, called for the Usher. The Usher, unaware to
what was going on slow cam to the rescue. He was a brave man to do this alone,
for Jake and his friends still had plenty of munition. While the Usher was
coming to the situation, about a rows worth of fans left the situation. When
the ushe arrived, Jake and his friends were sitting, quietly, looking innocent
as a child. When the usher got to the Bills fan, he ahs already pulled his
pants up. While the usher tried to reason with the Bills fan, there was a small
bombardment of candy. After the second round of candy, the Usher turned around
and started to yell at the fans in the direction of which the candy was coming
from. While he scolded the fans, about 10 stadium security came to take the
Bills fan away. By now other sections were watching, and as the Bills fan
exited, he held up his Bills pillow, and the section of Bills fans to our right
tried to cheer him on, but the boos, and curses were just to loud for them.
The game ended, Jake and his buddies never got in any trouble. More ushers
were sent to our section to be on patrol. The Jets lost the game. And as I was
leaving i saw the Bills fan from before, walking next to me. I turned, saw
his face turned away, and laughed out loud. When I turned back around to look
at him, he was gone, leaving me in my laughter.
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