Name: Chris Knysh

Vital Statistics:

Age: 18 yrs.
DOB: ??
Status: Whipped
Girlfriend: Some Girl

Height: 6'0"
Weight: 180 lbs.
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown

Details:

Grade: Freshman
School: Johnson and Whales
Major: Cooking and Stuff
Favorite Beer: Sublime
Favorite Drink: Koolaid
Favorite Liquor: Goldshlager
Longest Keg Stand: -10 seconds (Given negative points for wussing out)
Most Shotgunned Beer Cans in Row: NONE
Favorite Drunken Saying: N/A (never been drunk)

Chris "Honorary Marshall" Knysh is always on the spot with some new crazy idea or spontaneous act.
Wherever there is a party Chris will be there. Chris is always on the hunt for the phattest party.
He has been known to drive across the state just to find something to do for the weekend. Chris is
one of the more resourceful members often bringing prime rib and lawn chairs on camping trips
only to be destroyed by his car. Chris manages to get everywhere in Massachusetts except around Pittsfield
and always talks about fixing his car, but instead buys a new one every month.

Spare Time:
Chris has no spare time, because he works or has school 24/7. With the little spare time that he does have he spends with his girlfriend when he should be hanging out with his friends.

Shout Outs:

Quotes:
"No, I'm Driving" - Every party we ever been to.