Name: Nick Mlynarczyk
Vital Statistics:
Age: 18 yrs.
DOB: August 15, 1982
Status: Currently Single!
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 140 lbs.
Hair: Blonde to Brown (Changes with season)
Eyes: Brown
Details:
Grade: Freshman
School: Berkshire Community College
Job: North End (Smitty's elite crew)
Favorite Beer: Bud Light
Favorite Drink: "The Boiler" (Pineapple Rum & Bud Light)
Favorite Liquor: Southern Comfort
Longest Keg Stand: 23 seconds
Most Shotgunned Beer Cans in Row: 4
Favorite Drunken Saying: "Hold it in BABY!"
Nick, like Jon, knows how to piss people off while keeping a calm "i dont give a fuck" attitude.
Nick is a good two way partier. You will often see him standing on the keg, or involved in a
phat toking session. Nick is the antagonizer of the group as he is the one always peer pressuring
everyone in on the tap or sucking down another blunt. Nick will be a hardcore partier till he dies
and that probably will be the cause.
Spare Time
Nick enjoys sleeping, eating, running, and sleeping. Nick is on the BCC X-country team. This year they will
be going to Nationals in Columbus Ohio. Nick is an excellent runner and spends much of his time running. Nick
Spends most of his money on phonecards talking to his would be girlfriend from St. Louis. When Nick is not sleeping
he complains about how bad the Red Sox and Patriots are doing.
Shout Outs:
Shoutin' out to the Brew Crew. All my fans in Poland. Molly Bachman from St. Louis. Bob, Mikey and Anothony the fattest
(and phattest) fuckers in the world. Shout out to Sam and her fat ass. I'd bang you if you weren't pregnant already!
Oh yea, and Les too!
Quotes:
"I dont care what you call me, so long as you call me!"
-Bryan D.
"Ya Jabrone!"
-Scott Brown
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