The Guyness Quiz

Choose one answer and use the table at the bottom to see how you rate.
 1.Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You
decide to:

2.As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most?



3.When is it okay to kiss another male?



4.What about hugging another male?



5.Complete this sentence: A funeral is a good time to...



6.In your opinion, the ideal pet is:



7.You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy; you're watching a football game; she's reading the papers--when she suddenly, out of the clear blue sky, tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do

you say?



8.Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to spend the rest of your life with her-sharing the joys and the sorrows, the triumphs and the tragedies, and all the adventures and opportunities that the world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her?



9.One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her is:



10.When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear?



11.What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land?



12.What is the human race's single greatest achievement?


Scoring:
 
If you answered "a" you scored 
0 points
If you answered "b" you scored 
0 points
If you answered "c" you scored 
1 point
0-5 : You are pathetic, how can you call yourself a man? You are a disgrace to mankind and I demand you tape a sign to your forehead that reads "I am a hemaphrodite". Because only a man with women traits could answer that badly. But if your wife was watching you take it, your forgiven.

6-9 Well you are not the manliest of men, but you are certainly way up there when it comes to manliness. I am pleased to see that you didn't score any lower, because had you; well just read the 0-5 score.

10-12 You sir are a true man. Everyone who scores less looks up to you, unless you are short. I look up to you and that's hard because I'm 6' 6", so keep your head high, you should be proud. But if you looked that the bottom and saw the scoring manifold, and cheated, then subtract 12 points from your score.