a) The attached one
b) The unattached one

Are you an acrophile? Here's a simple way to find out.When someone says "casualties of war", is "cow" the first thing to pop into your mind?
 

a) Yes
b) No

If you were blind and holding a Chia Pet, would it disturb you to discover that the pet had nipples?
 

a) Yes
b) No

If someone asked you "Which is heavier, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?", would you feel smarter for knowing the answer?
 

a) Yes
b) No

Replace "pound" in the previous question with "kilogram".

a) Yes
b) No

Suppose you were writing a virtual condom machine, where the number of condoms was indicated by the length of a phallus.  When condoms are used, which way should the indicator go?

a) It should get longer, because the virtual studliness increases
b) It should get shorter, because the potential studliness decreases

Do you care about O.J. Simpson in any significant way?

a) Yes
b) No

Have you taken LSD three or more times?

a) Yes
b) No

People like to argue that things like sanity are all relative and not easily nailed down. Anyone who says this is a bit kooky sane people live in a black and white world, and anyone who says different is wrong. In that vein, the correct answers are b,b,a,b,a,a,b,b. For each one you missed, you get 5 points. How insane are you?

created August 26, 1998