How weird do you think you REALLY are?
Well here is the test to see how you score. To score; use the score index
at the bottom. NO cheating, otherwise answers could be wrong!
1. MAKE A CHOICE - Select
a number between 1 and 100 NOW! You chose:
2. I'm going to say "The
Illuminatus! Trilogy" to you. You say:
3. You're walking down the
street, dressed in your favourite clothes. What happens:
4. What do you think of Cthulhu?
5. How do you derive your
regular income?
6. Bob?
7. MAKE A CHOICE! Select
a number between 1 and 10 NOW! You chose:
8. Where, to your mind, do
'Strange Phenomena' start being strange?
9. What is Magick?
10. Do you possess any psychic
powers?
11. Do you play any Role-Playing
Games?
12. A typical thing that
your parents would say to you is:
13. Do you see auras?
14. If you were going to
program a computer, what language do you use?
15. Let us suppose that you
have a long-lost great-aunt, who dies and leaves you
something in her will. What would you like it be?
16. What did you last eat?
17. What work of Aleistair
Crowley's did you find most illuminating?
18. What is your normal sexual
position?
19. Do you have any pets?
20. Which of the following
phrases do you use most often?
Did
you answer all the questions? Well if you did then here is the scoring
chart. If you didn't: shame on you.
Each "a" was worth
0 Points
Each "b" was worth
1 Point
Each "c" was worth
2 Points
Each "d" was worth
3 Points
Each "e" was worth
4 Points
Each "f" was worth
5 Points
Now add up your points
and see the following grade sheet:
0
: Mmm. You're normal.
You're so straight, you even think in lines. Infact, anyone this normal
would have never bothered reading this post, so if you're reading this,
you're either curious, stupid, or very, very silly. This level of person
is dullsville.
1-20 : Well, you've heard the call of the strange
out there, roaming the plains of life. You haven't answered, but at least
you didn't assume it was indigestion. This level of score indicates a person
who is probably more normal to be fair, than someone who got 0. If you
only got 1 or 2, be *very* careful - its all downhill from here!
21-40 : You're fairly odd. Your normal friends
describe you as wierd, and you take it as a compliment. You probably wear
black, so as to make a point and slightly worry the people who still remember
World War I. You are likely to be interested in strange things, such as
eating salami as an after dinner mint
41-60 : Definately a bit on the wild side. You
are probably a student of paranormal matters. People who get to know you
are often surprised that you aren't as striaght as they firstthought. Your
last girl or boyfriend was scared for 3 weeks after splitting with you.
You intimidate petty authority figures, such as interviewers, bus conductors
and moral rights campaigners.
61-80 : You are undoubtedly odd. You worry your
family, and you no longer have any normal friends.When you go on vacations,
you chose places like Euro Disney, the Sonora desert, McMurdo Sound and
the Amazonian rain-forest. You mutter and mumble to yourself in times of
stress, and you try not to open your wardrobe too often, in case something
comes through...
81-95 : You, my friend, are either several pimentos
short of an olive jar, or a dedicated, trained occultist. If there is a
difference. Plants wither in your presence, children run away , dogs run
away , even chicken run away yelping, for god's sake. You live in a different
world to the rest of tha planet, and you like it there. Definately, wierd.
96-100 : You are so bizarre that I'm surprised
you managed to read this quiz, let alone complete it. Talking to you is
rather like trying to carry a basket of live turkies up the side of the
Mount Saint Helens in a gale - very hard, extremely dangerous, full of
gobble gobble gobble' noises, and covered in feathers. The last time you
stopped long enough to observe the rest of humanity, someone slapped a
parking fine on you. You wouldn't know a tax return unless it came up to
you and introduced itself to you by clan. Most of them do.
If
you got either a 0 or 100 then you are being silly. This post has ended.
Give it up. Go get a life, for God's sake!
