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catcat's Trek Episode 7 (The Next Assimilation)


Q brought us the Borg, it is obvious that the Enterprise (even the Federation) can't beat them. This time, again, the Enterprise MUST fight the Borg, and the result is ...

< Scene >: Enterprise travelling in warp speed
Picard: (voice) Captain's log, stardate 10007.00. The Enterprise has received a distress signal from the starship USS Tomato which is attacking by a Borg cube, we are the closest starship to that sector and on the way to help.

< Scene >: Main Bridge
Picard:   How long til we get there Mr. Data?
Data:   Under current speed, 1 hour 25.3901 seconds Sir.
Picard:   Ensign, warp factor 9.
Wesley:   Aye Sir! Warp factor 9.
(screen shaking)
Picard:   Damn you Wesley! That's the air break! How long have you been spent on the Bridge!? Huh!?
Wesley:   I'm sorry Sir! Warp 9.
Troi:   Captain!
Picard:   Pain?
Troi:   No, Wesley's suddenly stop and then go into warp makes me feel dizzy! I ... I ...
Riker:   Are you alright, Deanna?
Picard:   What is it? You what? Counsellor?
Troi:   I ... I want to throw up!
Riker:   (run away from his seat quickly) Whoa!
Picard:   (hit comm-batch) Picard to Transport room, lock on to the Counsellor and beam her ... beam her ... Damn! We don't have a washroom! Beam her to ...
Riker:   Outer space?
Picard:   I will be glad to finally have a chance to beam her into outer space, but the Prime Directive doesn't allow us to dump waste in space!
Riker:   Damn that Prime Directive!
Troi:   Captain! I ... I ...
Picard:   Wait Counsellor! Hold on!
O'Brien:   (voice) Sir? I'm waiting.
Picard:   Beam her to ...
Wesley:   Engineering!
Picard:   Beam her to Engineering immediately!
O'Brien:   (voice) Aye Sir!
(Troi beams away)
Riker:   Engineering? Is it safe?
Wesley:   I don't know, I just randomly pick a place. As long as she's not going to throw up in here, I'm fine with that.
Picard:   But how can she feel dizzy?
Riker:   May be something wrong on the inertial dampers?
Picard:   Data?
Data:   I am checking Sir. (a moment) The inertial dampers were not operating under normal parameters and I have fixed them Sir.
Picard:   Thank you Mr. Data.

< Scene >: Engineering
(Troi beamed down)
Geordi:   Counsellor? What is going on?
Troi:   I ... I ... I have to ...
Geordi:   You have to what? Something wrong?
Troi:   Blaaaaaarrrrrrr ...!
Geordi:   Whoa! Troi throw up! Everybody out!
(Geordi and other crew members running out of Main Engineering while Troi is still throwing up)
Geordi:   (running, hit comm-batch) Bridge, we've got a problem here. We're about 5 minutes from running out of fresh air!

< Scene >: Main Bridge
Picard:   Evaculate everyone into the Saucer section! Wesley, slow to half impulse speed! Data, prepare to separate the ship! Number One, help Geordi on the evaculations!
Riker:   Worf!
(Riker and Worf go into the turbo lift)

< Scene >: Outside Engineering
Geordi:   (covering his nose and guiding people) Come on! Let's go, let's go! Move!

< Scene >: Engineering
(Troi keeps throwing up and the big gate closing)

< Scene >: Main Bridge
Riker:   (voice) Riker to the Bridge. Evaculation completed. But Deanna is trapped in Main Engineering!
Picard:   That's the idea Number One. Data!
Data:   Begin separation sequence. Wesley, full impulse power once we are clear.
Wesley:   Aye Sir!

< Scene >: Outer space, the Enterprise separating

< Scene >: Main Bridge
(Riker, Geordi and Worf step in)
Data:   Separation complete.
Riker:   What about Deanna? She's in the Battle section.
Worf:   And the Tomato.
Picard:   (hit comm-batch) Picard to Counsellor Troi. Are you alright?

< Scene >: Engineering
Troi:   (coughing) I'm alright now Captain.
Picard:   (voice) What's the situation over there?
Troi:   (still coughing) It's a mess here, and I've problem in breathing.
Picard:   (voice) What about you?
Troi:   I'm fine but also a mess.
Riker:   (voice, whispering) What a surprise.
Troi:   Will!

< Scene >: Main Bridge
Picard:   Suggestions!
Riker:   We can beam her directly into her quarter and let her take a bath.
Geordi:   No! Once she's beamed aboard, we have to go to the escape pods and abandon ship!
Wesley:   I get it! Beam her clothes away ... into the outer space!
Riker:   Woo hoo! On screen!
Picard:   No Number One. The Prime Directive.
Riker:   The Prime Directive never says anything about beaming someone else's clothes into space!
Picard:   But those are dirty clothes! We can't dump them there!
Riker:   Oh yes. Damn that Prime Directive!
Worf:   What about the Tomato? Without the Battle section we can only travel in impulse power.
Data:   Not any more.
Everyone:   Data?
Data:   On main viewer Sir.
(everyone look at the main viewer and a Borg cube's showing)
Data:   According to the ship's scan, the Tomato is destroyed.
Picard:   Those deadly weapons the Borg use!
Data:   No Sir. According to the computer, the USS Tomato run right at the Borg ship and crash on it, a total lost. But it also created a large hole on the Borg cube and they've lost their shields but regenerating.
Worf:   Shall we open fire?
Riker:   Destroy them while they've no shield, or we don't have a chance.
Picard:   What about their weapons?
Data:   Fully functional Sir.
Picard:   Without their shields, we can destroy them by some torpedos, but they can eliminate us in one shot. I don't think it's a good idea Number One.
Worf:   Sir! They are hailing us!
Picard:   On screen.
(main viewer showing the Borg cube's internal)
Picard:   I'm Captain Jean Luc Picard of ...
Collective:   (voice) Your designation is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
Picard:   I am Locutus of Borg.
Collective:   (voice) Then you will be re-educated. Hand over your ship and be assimilated.
Worf:   We'll never surrender!
Collective:   (voice) Resistance is futile.
Picard:   We need some time to prepare being assimilated.
Collective:   (voice) Time is irrevelant. The assimilation must starts immediately. Prepare to beam aboard.
Picard:   Data!
Data:   I am shifting the shields' modulation randomly, but it will only holds for a while.
Picard:   Options!
Riker:   To beat the Borg!? Get real!
Data:   Since we can not beat them, join them. In fact, I find them ... intriguing.
Wesley:   Wow! Assimilated, cool!
Worf:   Captain! A Borg's beamed aboard the Saucer section!
Picard:   Counsellor!
Worf:   Wait! After the Borg's approached Counsellor Troi, it beamed back to the Borg cube.
Riker:   Why?
Picard:   Picard to Counsellor Troi. Are you alright?

< Scene >: Engineering
Troi:   Troi to Captain. I'm fine.
Picard:   (voice) Why's the Borg leaving?
Troi:   I don't know Sir. After the Borg look at my body, he yell: "Yike!" and beamed away.

< Scene >: Main Bridge
Riker:   Why? Her body? She's a little short, but not that bad.
Troi:   (voice) I heard that!
Riker:   I'm sorry. But why?
Geordi:   Must be those stuff on Deanna's uniform, well, if you call that an uniform.
Picard:   So even the Borg can't stand it!
Geordi:   Neither do us. Wow, that smell! Captain, if you're there in Engineering I'm sure that you'll evaculate the Battle scetion a lot faster then I did.
Picard:   Agree, Mr. La Forge.
Riker:   Then we can use this as an adventage. Beam those stuff onto the Borg cube!
Picard:   No Number One, the Borg think the Prime Directive is irrelevant, once we beam those dirty stuff onto their cube, they might just beam them to space directly; and the worse, beam them back to us!
Data:   Sir, I have an idea.
Picard:   What is it, Data?
Data:   Since the Borg shields are not functional now, I can try to gain access to their cube's computer to alter their weapon systems.
Picard:   Then we can shoot them down! But their shields're regenerating.
Data:   That is correct Sir. This means I have to act fast.
Picard:   Proceed Mr. Data!
(Picard and Riker approach Data's console while he's working on his plan)
Data:   I am gaining access to their computer now ... I am accessing their weapon systems ... they are using a 64 giga bits encryption, it will take me at least 1 hour 2 minutes and 1.2319 seconds to by pass! ... Their shields are regenerating more faster now with an increase factor of 104.3961 percent. ... They are penetrating our shields Sir.
Collective:   Enterprise, resistance is futile.
(3 Borgs beam aborad the Eterprise in Main Bridge)
Worf:   (fire phaser on a Borg) Intruder alert!
(Riker disabled another Borg with his phaser. While Picard is hand battling with the third one, Geordi and Worf fire phaser and disabled it)
Picard:   How long Data!?
Data:   Their shields are regenerating more faster, I have to switch to plan B!
(2 Borgs beamed on borad)
Picard:   Whatever the Hell your plan is, make it so!
(as "usual", these 2 borgs has a modified shield protecting from the phaser beams)
Riker:   Worf, keep switching your phaser's frequency randomly!
(after a few back fires, the 2 borgs're disabled by Worf and Riker)
Picard:   Data!
Data:   Their shields are 100 percent regenerated and activating, I am finishing plan B ... now.
Picard:   Data, what the hell your plan B is?
Data:   I secured their shields and locked it, so that, they can never get them down again.
Riker:   What!? Secured their shields!? We want them down!
Data:   Before I lock their shield, I have beamed those dirty stuff on Counsellor Troi's uniform and over the floor onto the Borg cube.
Geordi:   Ha ha! Now they're in trouble!
Collective:   Enterprise, what the hell is these stuff!? Man! It smells! Lower the shields and beam them away!
Picard:   Not so easy. Resistance is futile.
Collective:   Oh man! We cannot lower the shields. This cube stinks. This cube is unusable. We cannot go back.
Data:   Sir, I believe they are going to make a logical decision that auto-destruct is the only solution.
Geordi:   Not in this distance! Damn! We don't have warp power on the Saucer module!
Picard:   Data! Re-integrate the ship!
Riker:   But that smell!
Data:   Not any more. I have beamed all those stuff on Counsellor Troi's uniform and over the floor onto the Borg cube. (working on his console for a while) Begin docking sequence.

< Scene >: Outer space, the Battle section and the Saucer module integrating together.

< Scene >: Main Bridge
Data:   Docking sequence completed successfully.
Collective:   This cube is unsable, and second choice is irrelevant, resistance to this smell is futile, auto-destru...
Picard:   Wesley, take us out of here! Warp 9!
Wesley:   Aye Sir!

< Scene >: Outer space, Enterprise jump into warp and then the Borg cube explodes

< Scene >: Main Bridge
(Troi step in)
Picard:   (happy) Counsellor! It's good to see you again!
Troi:   Thank you Captain.
Picard:   Well done Mr. Data.
Data:   Thank you Sir.
Picard:   Number One, inform Starfleet about the Borg cube and the USS Tomato.
Riker:   Aye Sir!
Picard:   Mr. La Forge, run a full diagnostic on the ship's inertial damping genernator. I don't want to see the Counsellor throw up again.
Geordi:   (goes to turbo lift) Aye Captain.
Picard:   Ensign Crusher. Set course to the nearest Star Base.
Wesley:   Coordinates set to the Star Base 102, Sir.
Picard:   Warp 1, engage.

< Scene >: The Enterprise go into warp.


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