| Top 10 signs you've watched too much Star Trek | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | You'll never find a comfortable position in your seat while watching big screen TV | |
| Number 9: | You find yourself arguing with a bar tender when he told you he's never heard of "synthehol" | |
| Number 8: | Your late to work excuse: Transporter failure | |
| Number 7: | When your co-worker tells you the boss is coming, you shout: On screen! | |
| Number 6: | You replace the date of every memo with a stardate | |
| Number 5: | You named your new setup business USS Enterprise | |
| Number 4: | You feel the remote control is too slow in switching channels and looking for the "level kill" setting | |
| Number 3: | You try to solve any computer related problem by randomly pressing buttons | |
| Number 2: | In stead of giving people a finger, you give tham a Vulcan sign | |
| And the number 1 sign that you've watched too much Star Trek is ... | ||
| Your car's license plate: NCC-1701 | ||