| Top 10 reasons why DS9 ended as such a hurry and crappy | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | The Jem'Hadars are too weak | |
| Number 9: | It's getting bored, everyone wanna leave the station | |
| Number 8: | Jake can't write no more | |
| Number 7: | Quark's broke and can't pay the rent | |
| Number 6: | The Federation wanna stop Bashir from curing the Jem'Hadars | |
| Number 5: | It's written by Paramount | |
| Number 4: | Odo's too expensive | |
| Number 3: | Jadzia's out and Ezri's in | |
| Number 2: | It can't fly | |
| And the number 1 reason that DS9 ended so hurry and crappy is ... | ||
| They started to make the Captain sings | ||