| Top 10 signs that Dr. Noonian Soong is working for MS | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | He has already learned that emotion is no good for Lore, and he still intended to create the same thing on Data | |
| Number 9: | Created a product Lore which tried to conquer the universe | |
| Number 8: | Androids're like copies of human, and MS OS're like copies of UNIX | |
| Number 7: | Even there's a non-usable product (Lore) created before, people still trust that the next one is perfect | |
| Number 6: | No one on the Enterprise can comfortably interface with Data | |
| Number 5: | Even Data is not perfect and occasionally disordered, lots of people still rely on him | |
| Number 4: | No one in the Federation's history will create such a crappy product like Lore and Data | |
| Number 3: | Created Lora, Lorb, Lorc and Lord, then Lore; but because of marketing strategy, (don't know why and disassembled Lore) tell the public it's renamed (but actually recreated) as Data. | |
| Number 2: | Lore has bugs, then removes all the old bugs and create Data, but more new bugs appear | |
| And the number 1 sign that Dr. Noonian Soong is working for MS is ... | ||
| Created a defective product then get fired | ||