| Top 10 things that Picard will say to Kirk | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | I'm old alright but you are 50 years older than me | |
| Number 9: | Just how do you make that flip? | |
| Number 8: | Aye Admiral | |
| Number 7: | I managed 1014 crew members, what about you? | |
| Number 6: | Welcome aboard Admiral, how's my dress? | |
| Number 5: | What are those on your shirt? Buttons? | |
| Number 4: | This is a replicator damn it! It's not a sink! | |
| Number 3: | I can have Deanna and Beverly sits beside me if I want to | |
| Number 2: | I have a Klingon under my command everyday | |
| And the number 1 thing that Picard will say to Kirk is ... | ||
| The bumpper that sticks on the ass of my ship is 3 times bigger than yours | ||