| Top 10 ways to win a bar fight with Worf | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | Hey look! Jadzia's over there! | |
| Number 9: | Hey look! Deanna's over there! | |
| Number 8: | Call Gowron | |
| Number 7: | Team up with O'Brien with a bottle of wine | |
| Number 6: | Give him a model ship to build | |
| Number 5: | Call Data | |
| Number 4: | Call 10 Jem'Hadars for backup | |
| Number 3: | Don't start one | |
| Number 2: | I am a woman! | |
| And the number 1 way to win a bar fight with Worf is ... | ||
| Here's your sword, and here's my phaser | ||