| Top 10 signs you're addicted to Star Trek | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | Your favour drink: Tea, earl grey, hot | |
| Number 9: | You can quote the name of every single episode just by watching the first 10 seconds of the introductory clip | |
| Number 8: | You own 13 Star Trek Technical Manuals and Blue Print Schematics of all Starship but you no longer need them | |
| Number 7: | When seeing a doctor, you're afraid of getting a shot and ask for a hypospray instead | |
| Number 6: | Your electronic project: Positronic brain | |
| Number 5: | You have 4 TVs at home and each of them are playing TOS, TNG, DS9 and VOY respectively 24 hours a day non-stop | |
| Number 4: | You remembered the lock up code that Data uses on the Enterprise's Main Bridge before beaming down to meet Dr. Soong and Lore | |
| Number 3: | You've learned playing the song "The Inner Light" with a penny whistle | |
| Number 2: | After broken your neighbour's window, instead of just running away, you try to use the "Picard Maneuver" to escape | |
| And the number 1 sign that you're addicted to Star Trek is ... | ||
| You're hosting a conference, your response to any suggestions: Make it so | ||