| Top 10 facts that Riker's life is better than Picard's | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | Riker: "I still have several decades left." | |
| Number 9: | Q's only troubled Riker once | |
| Number 8: | It is obvious and even Picard himself agreed: Riker is Number One | |
| Number 7: | Riker get Deanna, Picard get Lwaxana | |
| Number 6: | 4 words: William Shakespeare and archaeology | |
| Number 5: | Riker: "Naked in front of Cardassians with you? No thanks!" | |
| Number 4: | If Riker's done something wrong, he can always blame Tom (clone) | |
| Number 3: | Riker: "Even though it seems no body respect me, I'm still the director." | |
| Number 2: | Picard used to be assimilated once, Riker never | |
| And the number 1 fact that Riker's life is better than Picard's is ... | ||
| Standard procedure: The Captain stays and the First officer is the one who beams down the planet and meet space chicks | ||