| Top 10 STTNG things that doesn't make any senses | ||
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| Number 10: |   | If the Ensign's not Wesley, he's (not she's) going to die |
| Number 9: |   | Any "so called" standard procedures |
| Number 8: |   | Data can run 1701-D by himself, why need 1014 crew members? |
| Number 7: |   | Never have more than 7 ships in a "war" situation |
| Number 6: |   | English speaking on a 100% Klingons' ship |
| Number 5: |   | Ship's computer uses contractions, but Data does not |
| Number 4: |   | The existence of Riker |
| Number 3: |   | Geordi's been promoting from Ensign to Lieutenant Commander in 3 years |
| Number 2: |   | 24th century still no effective hair glowing medicine for Captain Picard |
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| And the number 1 STTNG thing that doesn't make any senses is ... | ||
| No one is actually running in an emergency | ||