| Top 10 things Kirk will say/do if he aboard the USS Voyager | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | Ask: "Shouldn't female Captain wear mini-skirt?" | |
| Number 9: | Say: "Klingon!". Do: Beaten up B'Elanna | |
| Number 8: | Say: "A female ... Klingon, that's wild!" | |
| Number 7: | Ask Chakotay: "What's wrong on your fore head?" | |
| Number 6: | Ask: "Prime Directive? What Prime Directive!?" | |
| Number 5: | Say: "A doctor with no bones!?" | |
| Number 4: | Do: Kick Chakotay away. Say: "No one sit besides me!" | |
| Number 3: | Ask: "A guy as a nurse!?" | |
| Number 2: | Say: "If Scotty's here, this series can ended 5 years ago." | |
| And the number 1 things Kirk will say/do if he aboard the USS Voyager is ... | ||
| Ask 7: "Can Borg do that?" | ||