| Top 10 reasons why no more Enterprise 1701 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | A deal's a deal, Kirk said 5 years | |
| Number 9: | The motor on the nacelles doesn't spin any more | |
| Number 8: | The number 1701 is actually NOT registered | |
| Number 7: | After trying to add the "saucer module separation" feature on the 1701, the model broke, and hence, 1701-D | |
| Number 6: | The stardates are all messed up | |
| Number 5: | The Enterprise's hull is damaged by mice | |
| Number 4: | No one buy that string-attached-matchbox-shape shuttle craft any more | |
| Number 3: | Mini-skirts are obsolete | |
| Number 2: | The flashlights don't stick on the model and fall off | |
| And the number 1 reason why no more Enterprise 1701 is ... | ||
| It's auto-destructed | ||