| Top 10 cool things to do if you own the Enterprise-D | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | Put a "Kiss my shiny axx" bumper sticker on the ship's hull | |
| Number 9: | Sell it | |
| Number 8: | Even better, tell the US Government you're selling it to China | |
| Number 7: | Sell the Replicator to MS so that they know how to correctly replicate folders/files | |
| Number 6: | Find out how to go pee on the Enterprise | |
| Number 5: | Beam all your enemies on board, then beam them to space | |
| Number 4: | Tea, earl grey, hot ... yuck! | |
| Number 3: | Hollodeck | |
| Number 2: | Conquer Earth | |
| And the number 1 cool thing to do if you own the Enterprise-D is ... | ||
| Photon Torpedos! | ||