| Top 10 signs that Geordi is better than Scotty | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | Still young | |
| Number 9: | Command a galaxy class starship in the future when Scotty only get a shuttle craft | |
| Number 8: | Can go to the hollodeck when need a woman | |
| Number 7: | One of the producers | |
| Number 6: | Has experience being invisible | |
| Number 5: | Pronunciation | |
| Number 4: | Touch screen/pad is always better than flip switches | |
| Number 3: | Can crawl in the shaft/conduit | |
| Number 2: | Working on a galaxy class starship | |
| And the number 1 sign that Geordi is better is ... | ||
| Cool glasses | ||