| Top 10 cool thing being a Borg | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | Adaptable | |
| Number 9: | Ship can regenerate after damaged, convenient maintenance | |
| Number 8: | No one call you a snail even if you walk slowly | |
| Number 7: | Portable, after you're disabled, the collective only need a couple of parts from your body, then ziiiip, it's done | |
| Number 6: | There's not a single fat Borg have been seen on screen so far | |
| Number 5: | No one can resist you, 'cuz it's futile | |
| Number 4: | Cool hair-cut, no gel required ... except 7 of 9 | |
| Number 3: | Excellent shield surrounding the body | |
| Number 2: | Can be re-educated | |
| And the number 1 cool thing being a Borg is ... | ||
| You don't need a flash light when looking for that penny you've just dropped under the couch | ||