| Top 10 thing you should try if you're a Klingon | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | Blood wine | |
| Number 9: | Sex, but wearing a bullet proof vest the whole time | |
| Number 8: | Pop in a bird of prey an destroy some Federation ships | |
| Number 7: | Sing, duet with Pavarotti | |
| Number 6: | Cut your Palm Pilot with a knife and pretend that you're a great warrior | |
| Number 5: | Warrior swords | |
| Number 4: | Play that Klingon melody with a horn | |
| Number 3: | Buy a Klingon dictionary & "Fun speaking Klingon" learning CD | |
| Number 2: | Engage a fight with a Klingon warrior but use a phaser | |
| And the number 1 thing you should try if you're a Klingon is ... | ||
| Pain Sticks | ||