| Top 10 signs the Enterprise-D is going to explose | ||
|---|---|---|
| Number 10: | When the Enterprise meets one Romulan warbird | |
| Number 9: | When the time Picard says "All hands" | |
| Number 8: | The crews somehow experience/know part of the future | |
| Number 7: | Coolant leak | |
| Number 6: | Troi is not feeling pain | |
| Number 5: | Data starts malfunctioning | |
| Number 4: | Wesley randomly pressing buttons pretends know what he's doing | |
| Number 3: | When Picard's not aboard | |
| Number 2: | When Riker has the bridge | |
| And the number 1 sign for an explosing Enterprise-D is ... | ||
| Q shows up | ||