Star Wars

A New Hope

Yes ladies and gentleman, it's finally here. A new version of the thousand year old joke. Recasting Star Wars.

In a Galaxy far far away....

And in a galaxy even further...

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Princess Leia :

• Prince Vegeta -The ice queen, with no planet (get it?=) (My fave!)

• Bulma Briefs -The ever changing hairstyles

• Trunks Briefs -One word: Crossdressing. =P

• Son Pan She too falls for the hott one. (By Starry Angel) New!

Han Solo:

• Pan Son -the renegade pilot =)

• Vegeta -He may not have a lopsided smile, but he's sure as hell sexy!

• Lunch -Both have a strange obsession of blasting things.

Luke Skywalker:

• Trunks Briefs - Mushroom hair-cut sword-boy, with *identity and selfconfidens issues. *("You're my father?!")

• Son Goku -Both have lost body parts. Goku his tail, Luke his hand.

Ben Kenobi:

• Son Gohan *senior* -Strangely keeps appearing everywhere even though he´s really dead

• Master Roshi -Heh heh, easy one! The word master ring any bells?

Master Yoda:

• Uranai Baba -Pretty obvious huh?

• Trunks -Haha Gotcha!

• Piccolo -Same ears, same complection and both are just plain old weird. I wonder though, is Yoda asexual?

Chewbacca:

• Son Goku -Same IQ, and both have a very 'extreme' hair style. (No, come to think of it Chewei's smarter)

Lando Calrissian:

• Yamcha -First betrays then tries to save his ass by just apollogizing (that's right, Bulma!)

• Goten -Same cheesy smile

Jabba The Hutt:

• Cell -Both green, ugly, vicious and both things Leia (and Vegeta-Leia) would love to strangle.

Darth Vader:

• Vegeta -Both look good in black =))

• Prince Pilaf -Both have very short tempers when it comes to subordinates.

The Emperor:

• Prince Pilaf -Ok, maybe not.

C3PO:

• Vegeta -You ask "yaeh right! What do they have in common?!" It's that great looking copper tan!=P

R2D2:

• Krillin -So much shorter than his 'mate'
  -Also seems to have strainge plug holes in his head.
  -The shape of his head.
  -Is much more than he seems

Jar Jar Binks

• Son Goten- stupid, funny, weird, funny looking, clueless, and man, what an
  appetite!! (By Starry Angel) New!

• Son Goku- ( yeah in your wildest dreams!!!) (By Starry Angel) New!

You may tribute to this list if you want!

Just send in your own suggestions and a short reason for it (preferably a nutty one), like above, and name the mail "Star Wars"