Say what!?

What do you think Trunks is so worked up about? And what is Pan smiling about? Fill in what they are saying!

*attention* When I say suggestions, I mean dialogues, like the ones below. I am tired of receiving tons of e-mails saying: "She's pregnant!!!!". I have no use for statements like that.

Send in your suggestion dialogues HERE

By Carbo

Trunks: "What! You got implants!?"

Pan: *slap* No you idiot! I'm pregnant!"

TRunks: *faints*

Pan: "Men! @#€%!"

By Carbo

Pan: "Come on hun! Just a quick one!"

TRunks: "*gulp* I don't think that's a good idea."

Pan: "Why not! *smile* I'll do that thing you like..."

TRunks: "I'd love to but...*cough* behind you."

Pan: "Oh (nervous laugh) hi dad! Heh heh...How'd you get there?"

By Carbo

Pan: "So I told your mom you'd play Santa Claus..."

TRunks: "WHAAAAT!!!???"

By Carbo

Pan: "But you promised..."

TRunks: "No! Please! I beg you, not that, anything but that!"

Pan: "Oh, quit whining and clean up the kitchen! NOW!"

By Carbo

Pan: "Trunks, there's something I think you should know."

Trunks: "What's that?"

Pan: "Remeber last new years eve? The one you don't remember much about? Well the reason you woke up naked in the car wasn't beacouse we *cough* but 'cause you kinda got a little carried away at that night club and well...you stripped."

TRunks: WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!??????"

Pan: "It's really not that bad.You made a lot of money you know!

By Lauren Barr

Pan: Trunks I got something to tell you
Trunks: yes pan what is it ?
Pan: well remember whean we you know...
Trunks: yeah
Pan: well.......
Trunks: well....
Pan: IM PREGNANT!!!
Trunks: oh is that all..... WHAT YOUR PREGNANT!!!
(trunks faints)
Pan: and its a twins....

By Noseless Wonder

Pan: So, honey... you know that dress you wore during our dragon ball hunt?

Trunks: *Very suspiciously* Yeah?

Pan: Well... Bra was so impressed by the pictures of you in drag that she
wants you to be the Maid of Honor in her wedding!

Trunks: *Frozen in fear*

Pan: Come on, it'll be fun! *Seductively* I'll make it up to you afterwards.

Trunks: *Still frozen in fear*

By Me (A nasty one again)

Pan: Oh stop figeting, I promise I'll be gentle, it won't hurt a bit!

Trunks: Don't touch it, you'll only make the problem bigger! (wink)

Pan: Oh shut up Trunks, it's not like this is the firts time I've done this.

Trunks: YAAIIIKKKKKKSSSSS! AI KAMI!

Pan: How is it you always get your balls caught in the zipper. (What did I tell ya, nasty!)

By Swanja

Pan: Hey, Trunks  Trunks: Um... what...
Pan: Have you been calling collect?
Trunks: Um... of course. Why?
Pan: Then, why is our phone bill higher this month?
Trunks: Well.. you see...
Pan: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU!!
Trunks: Lots of times....
Pan: DIAL 1-800-C-O-L-L-E-C-T(Smacks him upside the head with the newspaper)

By Kat

Trunks:    But I'm 14 years older than you!  

Pan:    So?  It doesn't mean we can't-  

Trunks:    Yes it does!  

Pan:    Oh come on just for a little while?  

Trunks:    Pan I'm not playing "doctor" with you!  

Pan:    Oh but you can be the doctor this time.  

Trunks:    *smiles devilly* Okay my place or yours?

By Tenchi782

Pan:Trunks remember when you woke up and your ass was hurt after we you know

Trunks:yeah why

Pan: i'm really a guy

By Elbe Richardson (Now this is good=)

Pan: Hi Trunks, its been two years since we were last alone like this, what do ya say we "christen" the moment?   

Trunks: You sure have changed alot in the last two years, you didn't used to be this forward, have you been working out more, you're more muscular than I remember, and you've grown at least... (Freezes in Fear)   

Pan: Something wrong?  

Trunks: Well, either you have a snake in your pocket, or they've invented a magically expanding roll of quarters.  

Pan: (Gives Patented Son Smile)  

Trunks: GOTEN!!?  

Pan?: (Gives Patented Son Smile)

By Carbo

Pan: Hey Trunks, guess what?!

Trunks: What?

Pan: I've got a girlfriend!

Trunks: Oh a...A WHAT?

Pan: A girlfrriend!

Trunks: You mean you're a...

Pan: Dyke. That's right.

Trunks: *Frowns* But if you' re a dyke, how come you keep taking those naked pictures of me?

Pan: *giggles* Oh those. Those are for my friend Bob.

By Kit-chan

Pan: I have something to tell you Trunks...
Trunks: What's that, Panny-chan?
Pan: I'm... pregnant...
Trunks: WHAT?!

By Sam

(this is a little bad if you think of it the wrong way)  

Trunks: Hey what are you doing??   (you here a zipper)  

Pan: Just relax  

Trunks: Have you done this before??  

Pan: ya   ( Pan sucks on it a little)  

Pan: If you suck the blood off then bandage the paper cut it will heal a lot faster  

Trunks: i am glad that you have a first aid kit in you purse

by Tmtrunks

Pan: hey Trunks hun, lets go play 'bump bump' while we are still alone, huh?
Trunks: What now you gotta be kidding, what if gohan comes,i'l be as good as
dead!
Pan: Oh come on trunks if he does come we'll sense him and be done. pleeeease?
Trunks: oh all right.
so they ..um...you know...and gohan comes with his ki low..
Gohan: what the hfil is this?
Trunks & Pan: oh hi gohan/dad...uh what a suprise to see you here..he he eh
Gohan: Trunks your a dead man. Do you hear me?!
Trunks: come now Gohan be reasonable...it's not like i;m not wearing a
rubber.

By JJ  
Trunks: You know what Pan you suck!
Pan:Oh I know your just kidiing honey
Trunks: No I'm serious you suck
Pan: Oh come I know your kidding
Trunks: oh dear god your your your
Pan:(seductivly) What?
Trunks:Frikin Ugly!

By Irene Linkletter

PAN:I got my period todday ,
Trunks.     TRUNKS:HOLY @#$%!!!!    
PAN:Wanna do it?    
TRUNKS runs away faster,and faster

Trunks:How many drinks have you had?
Pan:Just *sic* a few *sic*
Trunks:really???
Pan: ya *sic* and guess what *sic*. I told my *sic* dad *sic* that we have been going out! *sic* and *sic his said *sic* he was comeing *sic* over here tonight *sic*
Trunks: WHAT???????????????????????????????

By AirgultarkittenNEW!

Pan: I think Ozzy osbourne is so hot!
 Trunks:  ........?!
 Pan: Gotcha
 Trunks: ( sighs ) ALmost had me there for a sec
 Pan: His son is way hotter
 Trunks: There goes the f!@*ing neighborhood

by Gloria Saltares NEW!

trunks: owww...pan that hurts you know!
pan: If you don't stand still it won't hurt so bad!
trunks: Ouch! hey don't be so rough will ya!
pan: STOP!
trunks: I'm sorry I'll try and hold stiil for you.
pan: Good.
trunks: owwwww....you really suck!
pan: That's it I'm getting alchahol!
trunks: no,pan please anything but that!
pan: Do you wanna heal that scar or what!?
trunks: Yea.  
pan: THEN STOP COMPLAINING!
trunks: O.k. I'll try.
pan: It's not my fault you got your dick caught in the zipper!

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