Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
Note: Use at your own risk.
1. Bring a paper sack or a scratched up briefcase with you and open it occasionaly to peek inside and say, "Are you okay in there? Gettin enough air?"
2. Put a collar and leash on a Pikachu doll and drag it behind you, insisting that it is your pet. Ask repeatedly whether anybody would like to pet "pika."
3. Get one of those fake cell phones that come with candy and talk into it like it's real, making up plans and money amounts as you go along. Watch people stare as you talk about the $5 million plan with your broker or lunch in New York City (especially if you live in Honolulu!)
4. Stare at somebody with an insane look on your face until they ask what you're doing, then reply lightly, "I changed my underwear today!"
5. Jump for the trapdoor repeatedly and when somebody asks you what you're doing, say, "The Agents are after us. I have to prove that there is no spoon."
6. If, in doing the above, you're taken to security, simply say, "If you do not release me the entire human race will suffer."
7. If you get taken to a jail/asylum for the above, stare out the bars and mutter, "There is no spoon...there is no spoon..."
8. Carry cans of shaken up soft drinks with you and hold them above your head, shout "Bonzai!" and see how many people stare/duck/run.
9. Cup your hands together as if holding something and if somebody asks you, say, "I'm reliving my childhood so I caught this frog outside. Want to see it?"
10. Dress up in a tunic, and carry an archery set, and if anybody asks you about your attire, simply say, "I must find Ganondorf...must..find...
11. Wear a colander helmet and a towel cape.
12. Ask everybody who gets on if you can push the buttons for them.
13. Ask everybody questions in a gibberish language, and get angry when they don't understand you.