What's wrong with Canada?

There is nothing wrong with Canada, but one thing. It does not exist. Well, it does exist, but there are no real people in Canada. Everyone in Canada is fake. Have you ever seen the movie HOME ALONE. In that movie, the little boy creates fake people to let the robbers think that there are people present at the little boy's home, so that the robbers go somewhere else. The people he made, the fake people are the people who live in Canada. Have you ever been to Canada, the answer is no. Why? Because you are not fake. Unless you are fake, you do not live in Canada. Hmmmm... this makes me think. If the Canadians are fake, do think they will suffer from Y2K. Do they rely on computers. You may think not, but your wrong. The life of the fake people depend on computers. If these computers are to be screwed up by the Y2K bug, then how will they survive. Most fake people plug into walls, and fun on timers. This means that the whole Canadian country will be in chaos in 2000, just like the real people like you and me. Except us real people will not lose our lives. I feel sorry for these fake Canadians. Think about it, if you were a fake person living in Canada, and suddenly your electric supply shuts off immediately. Fortunatly, you are one of the lucky fake people. Some fake people's electric supply went up and the fake people became inflamed. But for you, you get to survive a little longer, but with out energy. You are stuck outside with no shelter. It rains and snows on you for days at a time. You start to rust and feel your computer chips malfunction inside of you. You are a fake person dying a slow death. Is this the kind of life you want to lead. Of course not!!
12/22/99

Now for a News Update on the Canadians
It was once reported that the Canadians are fake, and this is true. But now for an update on the situation I have found in more detail that the Canadians are not actually Canadian blood. But that the Canadians once used to be real like you and me. The thing is that the Russian czar over took Canada and made us think that everything is running smoothly, still, up in Canada. When in fact, the czar of Russia blew the Canadians to bits. They replaced the Canadians with cheaply made robots to carry on daily Canadian activities. But secretly in factories encompassing the entire Canadian border, are plants that are creating and designing new technical and very dangerous weapons of war. The Canadian problems are caused by the Russians.
Why, you may ask, are the Russians planning war. Well as you might already be thinking, the Russians are actually allies with the Chinesians trying to take over the world. The Russians were promised by the Chinese people that they will be able to keep sections of their lands after the world domination has been accomplished. What the Russians don't know is that the Canadians, once strong enough is actually going to waste them completely into tiny maggots. This is just a defense to use the Russians for war supplies and support until they are more powerful than the Russians.
I Will Keep You Updated As This Story Unfolds

Make sure you know what's goin on. Even though the Canadians are fake, doesn't mean they are stupid. Look at the latest F-35 Fighter Saucer Imala 25 made by them. The picture looks like a U.F.O. To bad, By Jan. first, it will be gone. To reinforce my statement, I have some gathered facts of Canada to show you that Canada is actually filled with fake people. Just click on the following link below and all of your answers might be solved. Or not, whatever.

GALLERY

Stay Tuned


The coming of the Chineseeans are upon us. Did you know that China celebrated Thanksgiving this year? I even recently recieved a note signed by the Chinese clan that said first Thanksgiving, and then the world. This frightened me alot. I did not know that the Chinese would take such a big leap in sharing their destruction powers with the world. Also on the note it said that Chinese people are everywhere. In fact I did some research to see if this was true. It WAS!!! I asked several people if they had eaten turkey on Thanksgiving this year and their answer was yes. I immediately knew they were in on the destruction of the world. Any American would not have eaten Turkey on Thanksgiving. Only Chinese people did this, everyone knows that. The next day I was petrified to here on the news that China was trying to join the World Trade Organization. OH MY GOD!!! The note was exactly 100% right. The Chineseeans were trying to take over the world. I knew immediately that this could not happen and I called some of my friends in Seattle that were 100% American to stop the meeting of the WTO(world trade organization) from happening. The Chinese must not join and gain power over the US. As my men in Seattle showed they were doing a great job, the unexpected happen. The President Of The United States Of America flew over to Seattle and tried to stop my men. Bill Clinton was helping the Chineseeans. I never knew how close they already were to taking over the US. I mean come on, they have a Chineseean as our president. We have to act now, and act fast.

12/22/99

How you may ask do we save ourselves from an evasion in our home, if a Chinese Party Member were to attack us at our house? And how do we know who is Chinese or not? These are very good questions. Well first, to save ourselves from an attack at our house, we must first be prepared for an attack. There are several black market items one can buy to prepare yourselves. My favorite is the CATCH CHINESE MAN IN A BOTTLE item. Just wave the bottle at a chinese man and he will suddenly vanish from view into your bottle. Where, you might ask, are black market shops. Any place that delivers is a black market shop. You just have to know what questions to ask to get the stuff you want. All it takes is a lot of calling and practice. Now, you ask, how do we know what a chinese person looks like? Well, it's very hard to tell a chinese person from a regular american person. The only difference I know is that If a person's favorite color is red, then the person IS chinese. Also if the person you suspect of being chinese eats turkey on Thanxgiving day, then he/she is also a Chinesian. You see, there is no american who's favorite color is red and who eats turkey on Thanxgiving.
I will keep you Updated on this story as well.

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