| Srta. Angela Gupta | Honorary Goddess |
| Raka | Head of the Department of Melancholy and Unsocial Affairs and Activities |
| Travis Hinkle | Successor to Raka |
| Ria | Consultant on Egotistical Behavioral Studies |
| Jennifer Robison | Head of the Regulatory Commission of Sarcastic Dumb Blonde Comments |
| Jennifer Sun | Secretary of Eeping Relations |
| Heidi Block | Official Assasain |
| Memrie Mosier | Advisor on Public Corruption |
| Sneha Rangarao | Official Citizen of R a k a 6 6 6 |
| Katie Keanen | CEO of Official Cement Mnfg. Corp. |
| Francesca Lofaro | President of the Executive Commission of All Buty(Bootie) Operations |
| Megha Bisarya | Royal Psychic |
| Jason Bosko | Court Jester |
| Ashley Tortorici | Ambassador to the Elbonia |
| Danny Kumar | Offical Supplier of Rice Crispies Treats |
| Eric Lui | Official Supplier of Altoids |
| Matt Edwards | Royal Pimp a.k.a. Two Cents |
| Lanna Jin | Head of IDKYDK Institute |
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