1) A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their
marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make,
I’m not a virgin.” The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and
age.” The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.” “Oh yeah? Who was the
guy?” “Tiger Woods.”
“Tiger Woods the golfer?”
“Yeah.”
“Well he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with
him.”
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get
done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. “What are you doing?” asks
the wife. The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and
get some food.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that!” She claims.
“Oh yeah?
What would Tiger do?”
“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife
a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “What
are you doing?” She asks. The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to
call room service to get some food.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that.” Again she
claims.
“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
“He’d come back to bed
and do it a third time.” The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and
makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish he’s tired and beat. He
drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, “Are
you calling room service?”
“No! I’m calling Tiger Woods to find out
what’s par for this damn hole!" |
