"My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R." (66KB)
"Kiss my hairy yellow butt!" (16.4KB

"Awwwww Crap!" (13KB)

"Rrrrr, must destroy man kind." Beep beep "Oh, lunch time." (57KB)
"D'oh" (6KB)
"Donuts, is there anything they can't do." (43KB)
"To start press ANY key. Where's the ANY key. I see Esc, Ctrl, and PgUp. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key." (77KB)
"Hey, could you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch myself in two places at once." (29KB)
"Nooooooooooooooo" (22KB)
Scream (54KB)
"Hello, operator, give me the number for 911." (23KB)
"Hahahaha, there it is Homer. The cleverist thing you ever said and nobody heard it. D'oh!" (61KB)
"I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T." (132KB)
"Yeh, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were suckyist bunch of sucks that ever sucked." (56KB)
"Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire, Beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to that...building...thingy...where our beds and TV...is." (130KB)
"Mmm, 64 slices of American cheese." (49KB)
"Mmm, beer." (26KB)
"Mmm, chocolate (31KB)
"Mmm, invisible cola." (63KB)
"Mmm, crumbled up cookie things." (38KB)
"Mmm, donuts." (30KB)
"Mmm, unprocessed fish sticks." (40KB)
"Mmm, floor polish. Wahh" (31KB)
"Mmm, forbiden donut." (58KB)
"Mmm, free goo." (45KB)
"Mmm, grape fruit." (21KB)
"Mmm, hog fat." (25KB)
"Call Mr. Plow, that's my name that name again, it's Mr. Plow." (44KB)
"Mmm, sacralitious." (39KB)
"Mmm, something" (27KB)
"Mmm, incapacitatating, ahhh." (57KB)
Nacho Man song (63KB)
"Dad, we did something very bad." "Did you wreck the car?" "No" "Did you raise the dead?" "Yes" "But the car's OK." "Yeh" "Alright then." (69KB)
"Oh, I'd sell my soul for a donut." (24KB)

"Woohoo" (8KB)

"Ayecarumba" (14KB)
"Damned TV, you've ruined my imagination just like you've ruined my ability to...to um...ah" (39KB)
"I didn't do it." (15KB)
"Eat my shorts." (9KB)
"I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?" (21KB)

"I don't care what that stupid test says Bart. You're a dimwit." (17KB)

These character sounds will soon be availible....
Apu
Barney

Mr. Burns

Itchy & Scratchy
Krusty

Ned Flanders
Nelson
Dr. Nick
Otto
Ralph
Chief Wiggum
Willy
Some Others