This is sort of a comedy site with many c*appy things on it such as real life conspiracies, simple text adventure games for download, links to very original web sites and interesting cards

The sorta realistic, but just plain stupid conspiracy files.
This is an international conspiracy which could result in another cold war between bill gates and the rest of the world. This is the tale of office assistant

There are many beliefs about this and they all amount to this: the office assistant is the first true AI. While you are looking, it's just smiles and handy hints. But when you turn your back, It deletes vital files.


This is a totally fictional conspiracy, borrowed off my friend's mum.

The  slighty disgusting headlines of today:
MAN WITH HOLE IN POCKET FEELS COCKY ALL DAY!
MAN WHO FARTS IN CHURH SIT IN OWN PEW!
MAN WHO DROPS WATCH IN TOILET HAVE SHITTY TIME!!
MAN WHO GOES THROUGH AIRPORT DOOR SIDEWAYS GOING TO BANKOK!
If you need those explained then you probably don't deserve to read them.
If you think that you came up with these then tell me if you don't want them there. I currently have no original material on this section of the site

If you liked that then you are very wierd. Please e-mail me if you thought that was interesting or if you thought it wasn't. I if you want to see a really good site then try bunny survival tests (not run by me but still funny)

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