In2scifi, did you think I'd go w/out you

In2scifi, did you think I'd go w/out you

And did you think we could just leave you ... um...hanging around.... in the Dominion house?

Lots of activity at post 7786 just for you!!!!!!LOL I hope!

Hell its become a round robin of sorts!

TickTick -- Yeah, In2-got some brownies for you (NT)

In2scifi -- Meanwhile back in the Dining Room

<<DirtyPantsBunny, Truthseeker, brothermoser, and Calselki walk into the room>>

<<Leaped and SwordandMug are still in the HOME SHOPPING NETWORK mode..stopping only to engage in muttering nonsense with each other or themselves....

TickTick, Annisette, and a bruised yet clean In2scifi sit eating brownies contaminated with the PUNCH...watching the cowbell clad Sword and Leaped make arses out of themselves...and to make sure they don't hurt anyone...or go wandering off...it took a lot of doing to get Sword away from the men in white. ArtistStudio intently tries to block out the noise...bound and determined to finish sketching his brownie.>>

Truth: "What's going on?"

DPB: "Hey...that's my underwear!"

<<Points to In2 who is now hooking up extension cord so that she can blow dry her hair after the laundry incident and not miss out on any of the fun>>

In2: "What does this say?"

DPB: "Vstar..but I stole.."

In2: "Ha! Then there not yours."

DPB: "How did you get them?"

In2: "Aeryn never told John and I'm not tellin' you."

<<groups attention focuses on Leaped and Sword...>>

Sword: "They talk..they walk and they can be yours for only 19.95..."

Leaped: "Order now and we will give you a FREE yes a FREE soundtrack to 'Baywatch' featuring songs by our favorite cury haired life guard.."

Ann: "Will it ever end?"

Tick: "I've never seen people so convinced they actually had something in their hands to sell...they manipulate air very well. I can almost see all of their products."

In2: "Well that's because we've ate all of these brownies...I can see plenty of dren that wasn't around an hour ago myself."

<<DPB makes a lunge for In2...>>

In2: "Hey! Back off DirtyPants..these are MINE!"

Tick: "She did find them fair and square...they floated over to her."

In2: "Swords-to-the-wind there tried to wash me....and leaped, Annisette, and TickTick saved me. I didn't know how much longer I could swim in circles. My arms were about to give out."

Truth: "Too bad you didn't have that red and black PK uniform on...it's water resistant...thank God you weren't wearing the boots...woulda sunk like a rock."

brother: "I must say whoever purchased that uber-washing machine and dryer deserves to be commended... we haven't had a laundry pile up since."

Ann: "And as In2 so pointed out via demonstration...it can act as a swimming hole 'till we get the old cement pond up and running."

DPB: "Well we just came down to tell you guys that the GREAT KAHUNA is pretty miffed that you made chocolate brownies with the PUNCH OF DOOM...he said that's complete irrisponsibility and that someone could get hurt..."

In2: "Well too late. Some of us have almost drowned but alls good and I'm gonna eat them anyway."

brother: "You're headed for trouble...when he finds out.."

Ann: "If you guys just stay down here and partake of the mystical brownies with us then no one will find out...will they?"

<<Leaped and Sword are tiring but are now trying to sell an imaginary ab machine..>>

Cal: "Hey...In2..let me borrow that hairdryer.."

In2: "Why you're not wet..I'm the one with damp hair all over my back and shoulders..it gets heavy when it's wet...I need to dry it before I end up like Sword and Leaped...although I don't think my body could survive such pollution..but."

Cal: "Just for a second..."

<<In2 gives Cal her hair dryer while Annisette, Truth, brothermoser, TickTick,and DirtyPantsBunny observe and chew deadly chocolate...Artist is now muttering to himself and erasing furiously...then chasing the eraser lint around his tablet>>

<<Cal points the hairdryer at Sword and assumes a military pose..>>

Cal: "STAND FAST LUXAN!!"

Sword: "PEACEKEEPERS!!! LEAPED HELP ME FIND MY SON... THERE ARE PEACEKEEPERS ON BOARD!!"

Leaped: "FRELL YOUR SON...I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!! YOU CAN TAKE THE FIFTH CALLER..."

<<Sword and leaped look up...astonished and frightened... they scimmer away from their imaginary sell stations and run out of the room as fast as their legs would go... the cowbell gradually fading from earshot...>>

TickTick: "Great...now we've got to go round them up again and possibly pay fines for damages.."

In2: "There's a problem there...we can't move...or I can't."

Ann: "Guess that leaves the DPB, Truth, Cal and brother to go fetch them.

DPB: "I'm staying with the brownies..make Cal go she's the one who pulled the hairdryer on Sword."

In2: "Hey I would but I can't feel my legs..and my hair is still wet."

Truth: "Well SOMEBODY'S got to go look for them."

<<Group turns to Truthseeker...>>

Truth: *sigh*"Alright...let me go get my list of law enforcement contacts..looks like we may need them again...gosh it's one legal matter after another around here."

In2: "Sorry, Truth, but we've got bigger probs now.

TickTick: "We have no entertainment."

TickTick -- I’m gonna have to stop making brownies.

<In2, TickTick, brothermoser, DirtyPantsBunny, and Annisette are sitting in the dining room, eying the last few brownies warily. Artist Studio has finished his sketch...and his brownie...he's gazing at the results of his work with satisfaction.>

TickTick: ...knew I shouldn't have used so much PUNCH...(gulps) In2, d'ya think that the GREAT KAHUNA is gonna be really mad?

In2: Wait a sec! I think I can feel my right big toe...I'm sorry, Tick. What did you say?

DPB: (muttering under breath) I can't believe In2's got my undies... what'll I wear now?

Annisette: I saw an extra pair of Sword's Spiderman undies in the uberwasher...

DPB: You _can't_ be serious!

Annisette: Wow, look at how big my hand is! It looks like Kornata's hand!

Sword (from far away): GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PK SCUM!!! YOU KILLED MY WIFE! I MUST HAVE MY REVENGE, MACTON!!!!!!

Leaped: WHAT THE FRELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? I'M NOT MACTON, I'M...Wait a sec', who am I?

In2: Uh-oh, I think Cal's maneuver backfired.

TickTick: Where is Cal, anyway?

DPB: Fine, if I don't get my underwear back, then I get the last brownie (lunges for the plate)

Annisette: Not while I have this huge hand, you don't (lunges for the plate)

ArtistStudio: My sketch needs a mate! (lunges for the plate)

TickTick: NO!!!!! I can't let this happen! Not with the GREAT KAHUNA breathing down my neck! (Lunges for the plate)

<<<<<<<<<CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

In2 (LOL): Well, I guess that solves the entertainment problem!

SWORDandMUG -- Unhand that brownie!

CalSelkie returns to the clearing, an "I'm attempting to be patient" look upon her face. "...well, I found them," she informs to the responsible people she unrealistically expects to be awaiting her report. "Wasn't hard--when they're not talking, Sword is jangling all over creation with that..." She pauses and looks upon the twisting, biting, and scratching bodies upon the ground. "What is happening here? It looks like a Professional Wrasslin cage match!"

"They're fighting over the last brownie..." says from a nearby lawn chair. "I'm just surprised that any of them have the engery to put up such a fight!"

Whilst the less than coorindated Scaper-scrap continues, Leaped appears, spies the errant brownie, and... well, LEAPS into their midst. With incomprehensible agility, he scoops up the brownie and retreats away from the others. Sword is close behind.

"I GIVE THE ORDERS HERE" Sword snarls.

"Oh? I SAVED your life!" Leaped retorts, gesturing with the brownie. The wrasslers suddenly realize the brownie to be missing and pause, captivated by the drama unfolding before them.

"YOU ARE SELFISH," Sword growls with contempt.

"Yeah, sometimes. And you?"

"I ever come after you with a sword?"

Abruptly, the dark sky above fills with bright light and a massive wind engulfs the area. A deafening roaring sound thunders down upon the Scapers.

"It's...it'ssss... it's Stanz!" TickTick says finally finding her feet, jumping up and down. "He's... I mean SHE'S really come to take us to the uncharted territories!"

"Wow," CalSelkie says, stunned by the sight. "Wait! What is this? Some Scaper version of the Island of Misfit Toys?"

"...well, Sword was supposed to be Santa Claus..." In2scifi says offhandedly to no one in particular.

From within the bright light, cables descend to the ground and two troopers rapel rapidly earthward. A look of "oh no, they're here" crosses the faces of Leaped, Annisette, ArtistStudio, and DirtyPantsBunny. Sword, his back to rapelling troops, gives his fellows a look of disdain.

"YOU ARE SUCH FOOLS," he rumbles, "I WILL NOT FALL FOR SUCH AN ANCIENT RUSE."

The Scapers look at each other and then back to the troopers.

"EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND NOW!!!!!" a commanding voice bellows from one dark silhouette. Sword spins around, hisses at that soldiers, and sticks his tongue out at them. "ON THE GROUND!!"

In2scifi shrugs at CalSelkie from her chair. "I'm surprised that any of them can be standing right now..." and fades into uncontrollable laughter. Cal just rolls her eyes and moves behind In2scifi.

"...yeah, there's at least a little bit of cover here..." she mutters under her breath.

As the hovering helicopter moves away, the light shifts, and Johnnyreb and stubyVet can now be plainly seen, armed to the teeth. Johnny levels his M-16 Supersoaker on Leaped and repeats his command.

"On orders of the GREAT KAHUNA, you are commanded to DROP THE BROWNIE AND BACK AWAY!"

"Yeah, man, drop the brownie!" stubyVet repeats.

Leaped looks around with an "oh s#%t! I'm s@#$%&d" look on his face. He slowly extends the hand holding the brownie out in front of him. ...and then whips ...um... his garage door opener... out of his back pocket and nervously aims it at the approaching soldiers.

"DON'T MOVE OR I'LL... fill you with... little yellow bolts of light..."

Johnny looks quizzically at stubyVet who nods affirmative. "Repeat that last message..." he orders.

"I said..." Leaped begings, but as he opens his mouth, both JohnnyReb and stubyVet open fire. Dark steaming liquid shoots forth, into Leaped mouth, and down his throat. He drops to his knees coughing.

"What is WRONG with you people?" he says while gasping. "...what was that?"

StubyVet moves forward while Johnny covers him, removes the brownie from Leaped's weak hand, and places it into a hermetically sealed Tupperware container.

"Black coffee, son," Johnny tells him as he surveys the others on the ground. "You are all ordered to return to the building and set things straight. You will start by finishing the laundry. After that, the GREAT KAHUNA will address at the appropriate time."

A pulse of nervous crosses the group, and they pause, fearful.

"You have your orders! No march!"

Slowly, gingerly, the scapers rise one at a time, dirk and sod in their hair. Sword turns and hisses at Johnny and Stuby, who simply stare him into walking away. As they leave earshot, Johnny chuckles.

"It's amazing," Johnny says, "that a little guy like that thinks he's 7 feet tall after having some Punch of Doom."

StubyVet nods in agreement, "Yep. Happens everytime... which is why we have to get this contraband material back to the GREAT KAHUNA without delay."

As the two walk toward the rendevous with the helicopter, In2scifi, who is walking slower than the rest, overhears them arguing.

"I saw you licking the crumbs off your fingers..." "Did not!" "Did too..."

(It had to end SOMETIME, didn't it?)

godallmitey -- Bad crazies on the run in cyber space...

Well, I've tracked them down to this site, but they've already left! From the heat of the ashes in their campfire, I'd say that passed through here yesterday. I've got to catch them or the universe is in peril, great great peril!


	The Archives In2scifi, did you think I'd go w/out you Annisette And did you think we could just leave you ... um...hanging around.... in the Dominion house? Lots of activity at post 7786 just for you!!!!!!LOL I hope! Hell its become a round robin of sorts! TickTick -- Yeah, In2-got some brownies for you (NT) (nt) No, really. In2scifi -- Meanwhile back in the Dining Room <<DirtyPantsBunny, Truthseeker, brothermoser, and Calselki walk into the room>> <<Leaped and SwordandMug are still in the HOME SHOPPING NETWORK mode..stopping only to engage in muttering nonsense with each other or themselves.... TickTick, Annisette, and a bruised yet clean In2scifi sit eating brownies contaminated with the PUNCH...watching the cowbell clad Sword and Leaped make arses out of themselves...and to make sure they don't hurt anyone...or go wandering off...it took a lot of doing to get Sword away from the men in white. ArtistStudio intently tries to block out the noise...bound and determined to finish sketching his brownie.>> Truth: "What's going on?" DPB: "Hey...that's my underwear!" <<Points to In2 who is now hooking up extension cord so that she can blow dry her hair after the laundry incident and not miss out on any of the fun>> In2: "What does this say?" DPB: "Vstar..but I stole.." In2: "Ha! Then there not yours." DPB: "How did you get them?" In2: "Aeryn never told John and I'm not tellin' you." <<groups attention focuses on Leaped and Sword...>> Sword: "They talk..they walk and they can be yours for only 19.95..." Leaped: "Order now and we will give you a FREE yes a FREE soundtrack to 'Baywatch' featuring songs by our favorite cury haired life guard.." Ann: "Will it ever end?" Tick: "I've never seen people so convinced they actually had something in their hands to sell...they manipulate air very well. I can almost see all of their products." In2: "Well that's because we've ate all of these brownies...I can see plenty of dren that wasn't around an hour ago myself." <<DPB makes a lunge for In2...>> In2: "Hey! Back off DirtyPants..these are MINE!" Tick: "She did find them fair and square...they floated over to her." Cal: "Floated?" In2: "Swords-to-the-wind there tried to wash me....and leaped, Annisette, and TickTick saved me. I didn't know how much longer I could swim in circles. My arms were about to give out." Truth: "Too bad you didn't have that red and black PK uniform on...it's water resistant...thank God you weren't wearing the boots...woulda sunk like a rock." brother: "I must say whoever purchased that uber-washing machine and dryer deserves to be commended... we haven't had a laundry pile up since." Ann: "And as In2 so pointed out via demonstration...it can act as a swimming hole 'till we get the old cement pond up and running." DPB: "Well we just came down to tell you guys that the GREAT KAHUNA is pretty miffed that you made chocolate brownies with the PUNCH OF DOOM...he said that's complete irrisponsibility and that someone could get hurt..." In2: "Well too late. Some of us have almost drowned but alls good and I'm gonna eat them anyway." brother: "You're headed for trouble...when he finds out.." Ann: "If you guys just stay down here and partake of the mystical brownies with us then no one will find out...will they?" <<Leaped and Sword are tiring but are now trying to sell an imaginary ab machine..>> Cal: "Hey...In2..let me borrow that hairdryer.." In2: "Why you're not wet..I'm the one with damp hair all over my back and shoulders..it gets heavy when it's wet...I need to dry it before I end up like Sword and Leaped...although I don't think my body could survive such pollution..but." Cal: "Just for a second..." <<In2 gives Cal her hair dryer while Annisette, Truth, brothermoser, TickTick,and DirtyPantsBunny observe and chew deadly chocolate...Artist is now muttering to himself and erasing furiously...then chasing the eraser lint around his tablet>> <<Cal points the hairdryer at Sword and assumes a military pose..>> Cal: "STAND FAST LUXAN!!" Sword: "PEACEKEEPERS!!! LEAPED HELP ME FIND MY SON... THERE ARE PEACEKEEPERS ON BOARD!!" Leaped: "FRELL YOUR SON...I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!! YOU CAN TAKE THE FIFTH CALLER..." <<Sword and leaped look up...astonished and frightened... they scimmer away from their imaginary sell stations and run out of the room as fast as their legs would go... the cowbell gradually fading from earshot...>> TickTick: "Great...now we've got to go round them up again and possibly pay fines for damages.." In2: "There's a problem there...we can't move...or I can't." Ann: "Guess that leaves the DPB, Truth, Cal and brother to go fetch them. DPB: "I'm staying with the brownies..make Cal go she's the one who pulled the hairdryer on Sword." In2: "Hey I would but I can't feel my legs..and my hair is still wet." Truth: "Well SOMEBODY'S got to go look for them." <<Group turns to Truthseeker...>> Truth: sigh"Alright...let me go get my list of law enforcement contacts..looks like we may need them again...gosh it's one legal matter after another around here." In2: "Sorry, Truth, but we've got bigger probs now. brother: "What?" TickTick: "We have no entertainment." TickTick -- I’m gonna have to stop making brownies. <In2, TickTick, brothermoser, DirtyPantsBunny, and Annisette are sitting in the dining room, eying the last few brownies warily. Artist Studio has finished his sketch...and his brownie...he's gazing at the results of his work with satisfaction.> TickTick: ...knew I shouldn't have used so much PUNCH...(gulps) In2, d'ya think that the GREAT KAHUNA is gonna be really mad? In2: Wait a sec! I think I can feel my right big toe...I'm sorry, Tick. What did you say? DPB: (muttering under breath) I can't believe In2's got my undies... what'll I wear now? Annisette: I saw an extra pair of Sword's Spiderman undies in the uberwasher... DPB: You _can't_ be serious! Annisette: Wow, look at how big my hand is! It looks like Kornata's hand! <The Group hears a loud noise from outside the dining room> Sword (from far away): GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PK SCUM!!! YOU KILLED MY WIFE! I MUST HAVE MY REVENGE, MACTON!!!!!! Leaped: WHAT THE FRELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? I'M NOT MACTON, I'M...Wait a sec', who am I? In2: Uh-oh, I think Cal's maneuver backfired. TickTick: Where is Cal, anyway? DPB: Fine, if I don't get my underwear back, then I get the last brownie (lunges for the plate) Annisette: Not while I have this huge hand, you don't (lunges for the plate) ArtistStudio: My sketch needs a mate! (lunges for the plate) TickTick: NO!!!!! I can't let this happen! Not with the GREAT KAHUNA breathing down my neck! (Lunges for the plate) <<<<<<<<<CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In2 (LOL): Well, I guess that solves the entertainment problem! SWORDandMUG -- Unhand that brownie! CalSelkie returns to the clearing, an "I'm attempting to be patient" look upon her face. "...well, I found them," she informs to the responsible people she unrealistically expects to be awaiting her report. "Wasn't hard--when they're not talking, Sword is jangling all over creation with that..." She pauses and looks upon the twisting, biting, and scratching bodies upon the ground. "What is happening here? It looks like a Professional Wrasslin cage match!" "They're fighting over the last brownie..." says from a nearby lawn chair. "I'm just surprised that any of them have the engery to put up such a fight!" Whilst the less than coorindated Scaper-scrap continues, Leaped appears, spies the errant brownie, and... well, LEAPS into their midst. With incomprehensible agility, he scoops up the brownie and retreats away from the others. Sword is close behind. "I GIVE THE ORDERS HERE" Sword snarls. "Oh? I SAVED your life!" Leaped retorts, gesturing with the brownie. The wrasslers suddenly realize the brownie to be missing and pause, captivated by the drama unfolding before them. "YOU ARE SELFISH," Sword growls with contempt. "Yeah, sometimes. And you?" "SOMETIMES..." "I ever come after you with a sword?" "HRRRRRRRRRR...." Abruptly, the dark sky above fills with bright light and a massive wind engulfs the area. A deafening roaring sound thunders down upon the Scapers. "It's...it'ssss... it's Stanz!" TickTick says finally finding her feet, jumping up and down. "He's... I mean SHE'S really come to take us to the uncharted territories!" "Wow," CalSelkie says, stunned by the sight. "Wait! What is this? Some Scaper version of the Island of Misfit Toys?" "...well, Sword was supposed to be Santa Claus..." In2scifi says offhandedly to no one in particular. From within the bright light, cables descend to the ground and two troopers rapel rapidly earthward. A look of "oh no, they're here" crosses the faces of Leaped, Annisette, ArtistStudio, and DirtyPantsBunny. Sword, his back to rapelling troops, gives his fellows a look of disdain. "YOU ARE SUCH FOOLS," he rumbles, "I WILL NOT FALL FOR SUCH AN ANCIENT RUSE." The Scapers look at each other and then back to the troopers. "EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND NOW!!!!!" a commanding voice bellows from one dark silhouette. Sword spins around, hisses at that soldiers, and sticks his tongue out at them. "ON THE GROUND!!" In2scifi shrugs at CalSelkie from her chair. "I'm surprised that any of them can be standing right now..." and fades into uncontrollable laughter. Cal just rolls her eyes and moves behind In2scifi. "...yeah, there's at least a little bit of cover here..." she mutters under her breath. As the hovering helicopter moves away, the light shifts, and Johnnyreb and stubyVet can now be plainly seen, armed to the teeth. Johnny levels his M-16 Supersoaker on Leaped and repeats his command. "On orders of the GREAT KAHUNA, you are commanded to DROP THE BROWNIE AND BACK AWAY!" "Yeah, man, drop the brownie!" stubyVet repeats. Leaped looks around with an "oh s#%t! I'm s@#$%&d" look on his face. He slowly extends the hand holding the brownie out in front of him. ...and then whips ...um... his garage door opener... out of his back pocket and nervously aims it at the approaching soldiers. "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL... fill you with... little yellow bolts of light..." Johnny looks quizzically at stubyVet who nods affirmative. "Repeat that last message..." he orders. "I said..." Leaped begings, but as he opens his mouth, both JohnnyReb and stubyVet open fire. Dark steaming liquid shoots forth, into Leaped mouth, and down his throat. He drops to his knees coughing. "What is WRONG with you people?" he says while gasping. "...what was that?" StubyVet moves forward while Johnny covers him, removes the brownie from Leaped's weak hand, and places it into a hermetically sealed Tupperware container. "Black coffee, son," Johnny tells him as he surveys the others on the ground. "You are all ordered to return to the building and set things straight. You will start by finishing the laundry. After that, the GREAT KAHUNA will address at the appropriate time." A pulse of nervous crosses the group, and they pause, fearful. "You have your orders! No march!" Slowly, gingerly, the scapers rise one at a time, dirk and sod in their hair. Sword turns and hisses at Johnny and Stuby, who simply stare him into walking away. As they leave earshot, Johnny chuckles. "It's amazing," Johnny says, "that a little guy like that thinks he's 7 feet tall after having some Punch of Doom." StubyVet nods in agreement, "Yep. Happens everytime... which is why we have to get this contraband material back to the GREAT KAHUNA without delay." As the two walk toward the rendevous with the helicopter, In2scifi, who is walking slower than the rest, overhears them arguing. "I saw you licking the crumbs off your fingers..." "Did not!" "Did too..." :-{> \ @ (It had to end SOMETIME, didn't it?) godallmitey -- Bad crazies on the run in cyber space... Well, I've tracked them down to this site, but they've already left! From the heat of the ashes in their campfire, I'd say that passed through here yesterday. I've got to catch them or the universe is in peril, great great peril!