Out of their Minds (conc)
kayde -- kay(inRae)
danced with Raegun(inSunny), and wished they could resolve this. She missed Castor. On the other hand, she leaned over and did a back bend. And giggled.
"Um, Kay", said Raegun(in Sunny), "We are dancing here. What was that for?"
Kay giggled again. "I just thought it was really cool, that I could do that so easily." And, with that, she does a cartwheel, and then a few more. "Wow, I always wanted to do things like that. Rae, you really are in great shape."
Rae said, "Just don't do anything dumb Kay. Remember it looks like me doing that."
"Oh yea? Dumb?" Kay innocently asked with a mischievious twinkle in her eye.
"Yea, nothing you will pay for later". Rae said as severely as she could.
"Well, I can at least show you some things that human kids did when they were little. I think you could use the experience."
With that, Kay(in Rae) skipped to the closet, and digging into some of the kids things, came out with a hula hoop. She then gave it a whirl and started moving her hips to keep it going. She then, started looking for more 'new' experiences for Rae's body to experience.
Sun Aeryn -- “This is just too weird for me....”
Sunny-in-Spy said as she/he walked off the dance floor. Seeing all the people she knew...dancing with their bodies...well...that was more than she could handle.
She noticed Raegun-in-her body was seated at the bar with several empty glasses lined up near him/her.
"Gunny, what have you been doing? I thought I told you not to drink to much. I don't drink that much...there is no telling what will happen to my body now." Sunny-in-Spy told Gunny
"Ow slut the fwell up. I'm not dowing anywring wong. I'm jwust espearementing with twastes." Gunny-in-Sunny slurred out. Sunny-in-Spy sat down next to Gunny, looked at the DRD still serving Gunny drinks.
"Ok, Pike...Gunny here...has had MORE than enough. Stop bringing him drinks." Sunny-in-Spy told the DRD...as she thought to herself *It's gonna take me weeks to detoxic my body...that's if I get back into it in time.*
Sunny-in-Spy stood up...screamed so loud that everyone stopped dead in their tracks...
"That's it...I can't take this any more...We HAVE GOT TO figure out how we got like this...and fix it! I want my own frellin' body back...and I want it NOW!" She/he said just before heading out of the room...to hide in her room.
Raven-Kat -- “Easy on the sauce, big fella!”
Rae (in Raegun) calls cheerfully to Raegun (in Sunny).
"Why should I lissen to YOU?"
"Because, I am intimately familiar with a physiological reaction to alcohol known as the 'hang-over'. It's possibly one of the most agonizing experiences known to humanoids and you're getting damned close."
Raegun (in Sunny) looks panicked. "Well, what do I do? How do I get rid of it?"
"Put food in your stomach and get plenty to drink."
As Raegun (in Sunny) staggers towards the kitchen, Kay (in Rae) bends over Rae (in Raegun) and whispers, "If he tries to eat after all he's had to drink..."
Rae (in Raegun) is merciless. "Hey, he wanted to experience the full range. Besides, Sunny'll thank me for jump-starting the detoxification process."
Kay (in Rae) laughs. "You're evil!"
"Why, thankyou for noticing. Show me how that thing works again."
"Thing?"
"The hoop. What did you call it?"
"Hula-hoop, Rae."
"But what you're doing looks nothing LIKE the hula!" she protested.
Chryse74 -- ummm Sunny?
asked Chryse in Kara as Sunny in Spy ran out the door.
Sunny kept going, ignoring Chryse.
"hmm, well, I guess we better figure something out." said Rae in Raegun, as she turned down her frequencies to be in a more normal state of mind.
"Why don't we start with those goons then, they seemed to know something about this whole mess," said Ragnar in Sweetie.
"I guess so" sighed Kay. She was having fun, but agreed that she needed her own body back.
"Then lets go down there and see what kind of information we can get out of those reality goons." said Jila.
The gang nodded at each other. They decided to leave Raegun in Sunny at the bar, with instructions that Gunny wasn't to have anything except coffee, water, or herbal teas.
Everyone else went downstairs to where they stashed the goons, discussing how to go about getting the info they needed.
Mouse2000 -- Mouse (in Rag) caught Sunny (in Spy)
and have her a hug. Touching, really, seeing the two big guys hug like that!
Mouse said to Sunny, "Sorry. I sort of got a little carried away, y'know, not being...myself..." she smothered a grin at the bad pun and carried on, "You're absolutely right. We need to get this solved before more Reality guys come looking. Can you stay and help? I understand if it freaks you out to much." Silently, Mouse was thanking TPTB that Jila wasn't abusing her body like Gunny was Sunny's.
Before Sunny could answer, a rumble of thunder sounded outside the terrace doors and it began to downpour.
Raven-Kat -- “It never rains but it pours...”
Rae (in Raegun) muttered as the downpour began. "Hope everyone remembered to roll up thier windows!"
"Funny." Kay (in Rae) picks Rae (in Raegun) up and starts towards the catacombs.
"Hold it." Rae (in Raegun) orders. "You are NOT going down there dressed like that?"
"What's wrong with the way I'm dressed?" Kay (in Rae) looks down for the first time at the outfit that had been laid out next to Rae's bed. Blue bell-bottoms, a red tye-dye t-shirt, and mocosin. "I see your point." She heads up to Rae's room. "What SHOULD I wear?"
"Chest under the bed."
Kay (in Rae) drops Rae (in Raegun) on the bed and kneels down, dragging the flat chest out. She opens it and gapes. A full military-dress PK uniform, like nothing Kay has ever seen before, lies neatly folded within. Dozens of medals and insignias are pinned to one arm.
"Wow."
"They're my Class-A's. For special occassions only. Parades and interogations."
Kay (in Rae) wrinkles her nose. "Special occassions." She quickly changes into the uniform. "Woah, hang on. Am I INTEROGATING someone?"
"No, I am."
"YOU? No one is going to..."
"Relax. Go to my desk and feel under the bottom drawer."
Kay (in Rae) feels around beneath the desk and feels a small box taped to the underside. She pulls it out and opens it. A small microchip is nestled inside.
"What is it?"
"A present that the IQ's and I have been working on for Raegun. Plug it into my free port."
"I beg your pardon?" Kay (in Rae) frowns, looking around for anything that looks even vaguely like a computer port.
"Put your hands on the underside of my muzzle... Up... A little more... Yeah, right there. Now just pop the chip in."
"Okay. What is-" Kay (in Rae) trails off as a young Sebacian man appears on the bed, craddling Raegun in his arms. She looks quickly around for another weapon.
"Relax, Kay. You're going to give me a heart-attack."
"What... It's a hologram?"
"You like?" Raegun's holographic avatar smiles faintly. "I picked the body."
"He's... cute." Kay (in Rae) smiles in disbelief.
"Stand at attention. I want to make sure you're dressed right."
Kay (in Rae) stands up as straight as she can, drawing a disgusted grimace from Rae (in Raegun's avatar). "No, like this." She demonstrates. "Yeah, that's better. Now, repeat after me."
"Okay."
"Rivyn B. Katlyn, Lieutenant Colonel, Peacekeeper special directorate, psychiatric ops."
"What, no serial number?"
"I can't trust you with information like that. Now say it."
"Rivyn B. Katlyn, Lieutenant Colonel, Peacekeeper special directorate, psychiatric ops."
"Very good. Now pick up Raegun and let's go."
Raven-Kat -- “Neat trick.”
Kay (in Rae) says as the two start for the catacombs.
"I didn't want to give it to him until I'm able to give it substance, but what the hezmana, this is an emergency." She stares at Kay (in Rae) in disgust. "Could you STOP smiling like that? A Peacekeeper would NEVER smile like that!"
"I'm not sure I can pretend to be a Peacekeeper, Rae."
"Relax. Just frown a lot. Look like you're in pain or something."
Kay (in Rae) makes a face like it's been too long since she's used a bathroom. "Like this?" she giggles.
"Perfect. Now, remember, this body has no physical substance, so do NOT try to touch me, and if it comes to a fight, the pulse rifle's your only weapon. In close quarters, I recomend swinging it like a club."
"Copy." Kay (in Rae) nods gravely. "It's not very heavy, though, is it?"
"Actually, it's quite heavy, but since I carry it around all the time, the muscles of my left arm and shoulder are slightly over-developed."
"Oh." Kay (in Rae) resumes her OK look and pushes open the cell door.
Rae (in Raegun's hologram) marches in first. "Praxis Z. Blayne, Colonel, Peacekeeper Special Directorate, Psychiatric Special Ops. My associate."
"Huh? Um... Rivyn B. Katlyn, Lieutenant Colonel, Peacekeeper Special Directorate, Psychiatric Special Ops."
"Now, the four of us are going to have a little... discussion." Rae (in "Praxis") says softly. "Are you familiar with the defining principle of the Psychiatric Special Ops?"
"We aren't talking." One of the goons announces.
"Then you may learn through trial and error. Where'd I put that shock-prod, Lieutenant Colonel?"
"Shock-prod?" Kay (in Rae) blanches. *Rae, you can't be serious?*
*Says who?* Rae (in Raegun) replies via the neural uplink. As long as Kay actually looks like she believes that Rae is capable of following through on her threats, she should be more than able to avoid HAVING to...
"Now, your names, please, followed by rank and affiliation."
kayde -- Uh Rae,
you didn't say anything about improvising. Kay was thinking to herself.
"Just be cool Kay", from Rae.
Okay, look pained, (Kay scrunches up a frown), look confident, (she throws her shoulders back and sticks her chin out), and look loyal, (she gazes at the hologram with total belief.)
Rae almosts breaks up laughingh at the pained look on Kay's face.
kayde -- Uh Yea, Rae
you didn't say anything about improvising. Kay was thinking to herself.
"Just be cool Kay", from Rae.
Okay, look pained, (Kay scrunches up a frown), look confident, (she throws her shoulders back and sticks her chin out), and look loyal, (she gazes at the hologram with total belief.)
Rae almosts breaks out laughing. at the pained look on Kay's face, that kinda looked like a groupie with constipation.
Sun Aeryn -- Sunny-in-Spy made it to her room...
but quickly realized that she couldn't get in. She had installed a special PK lock...it would only acknowledge Sunny's voice and prints.
"Frell!" Sunny-in-Spy said...as she marched to the room where the goons were being held. She noticed Kay-in-Rae, Rae-in-Gunny and some holagram guy. Sunny-in-Spy had a look of well, Sunny hoped it looked menacing. She sure felt that way. Not only had Gunny-in-her drank way too much...now he was puking her/his guts out from the food he ate. *That's one way to detoxic my body...but that's not usually the way I do it.* Sunny-in-Spy thought.
Sunny-in-Spy stood next to Kay-in-Rae with her/his arms folded across her/his chest. "You go..gentlemen had better answer her." Was all they heard. Sunny-in-Spy meant business. She/he didn't say anything to anyone else. She/he was determined to make these frellin' Reality goons talk. She wanted her body back before Gunny did any more "experiencing" in it. There was no telling what he'd do. *I guess I shouldn't be too angry at him...after all...it's his first time in a body. But...dang it....I might not always like my body...but it's mine!* Sunny-in-Spy thought as she/he scowled at the Reality goons.
JilaCosa -- Looking at Raegun (in Sunny)...
Jila decided to stay behind in the Ballroom. Sunny's face was looking a little green, and even though the drd's meant well they just couldn't do everything a human could.
"How are you feeling Raegun?" Jila said sitting down at the bar.
"Not sho good." Raegun (in Sunny) held his/her head up with both hands. "Who're you 'gain?" Sunny's voice said as her eyes looked through her splayed fingers.
"It's Jila Raegun." Jila slid over to the barstool next to Raegun (in Sunny) and began stroking Sunny's hair like she would to her own daughter when she didn't feel good.
"Call me Gunny." Raegun said softly. "Shunny does."
"Head hurt?" Jila asked knowing the answer just by the volume of Sunny's voice.
"uh huh." Raegun (in Sunny) said. "Midshection too. Why's'at"
"Have you eaten anything recently?" Jila was torn between hoping the answer was yes, and hoping the answer was no.
"uh huh." Raegun said rubbing his/Sunny's stomach and burping. "Rae said I should eat sumpthin' so I got a shnak inna kitchen." <buurp>
*Oh no* Jila knew whatever he ate wasn't going to be the plain crackers he should have eaten, and there was a whole Lot of spicy leftovers in the fridge right now.
"<buuuurrp>" Raegun (in Sunny) put a hand over his/her mouth. "oh that didn't taste good at all."
"Come with me Gunny." Jila slid off her barstool, took Raegun (in Sunny) by the arm, and headed for the Bathroom.
"Where're we goin' Jila." Raegun said walking rather unsteadily
"To the Bathroom." Jila said pulling Raegun (in Sunny) along just a little faster. "You'd better move it soldier unless you want to be mopping floors with that headache." Finally they got to the Bathroom and Jila knelt Raegun (in Sunny) in front of the toilet. Knowing what she'd find in the drawers Jila yanked one open and grabbed out a large hair clip that someone, at some point in time, had conveniently left there. Jila knelt beside Raegun (in Sunny), and after clipping Sunny's hair up to keep it out of the way waited for what she Knew was coming. She rubbed Raegun/Sunny's back and tried to find comforting words to say.
Sure enough poor Raegun emptied Sunny's stomach. She felt bad for Raegun as he heaved and heaved but he had brought this on himself. Sunny had told not to drink everything that the drd had put in front of him.
"Am I dying?" Raegun asked quietly as his/Sunny's roiling stomach calmed down a bit.
"No darlin'" Jila said continuing to rub his/Sunny's back "But you are going to wish you were soon enough." And at that point Raegun threw up again. And again. Standing up again Jila went to the sink, grabbed a cloth, ran cold water on it and squeezed it out, and handed it to Raegun. "Here, put this on your forehead."
"My mouth tastes horrible." Raegun said as he looked up at Jila and took the cloth. Sunny's face was more pale than Jila had ever seen it before.
"I know." Jila said. "How's your stomach? Can you stand up now?"
"I jus' wanna go lay down, 'kay?" Raegun/Sunny's voice was almost too low for Jila to hear.
"C'mon, stand up." Jila took Raegun/Sunny's hands and pulled him/her up from the floor. They left the Bathroom, and walked across the Ballroom to the couches in front of the fireplace. Raegun (in Sunny) curled up into a fetal position on the couch. Hoping she could go fast enough Jila nearly ran to the kitchen to get a bucket and get back before Raegun got sick again. "Here," Jila placed the bucket on the floor beside the couch, "if you think you're going to get sick again use this." Jila grabbed a lightweight blanket and covered Raegun (in Sunny) with it. Sunny looked so small and fragile Jila thought.
Walking over to Rae's study area, Jila grabbed the book that she had left there the day before and went back to sit on the couch on the other side of the fireplace. This was going to be a Long night.
Mouse2000 -- Mouse (in Rag) decided
to start looking for the cause of the body switching. They knew few facts.
1) It hapened overnight. Mouse was aware that there was a storm that night, with lots of thunder and lightning.
2) It only seemed to affect the Scoobies.
3) The Reality goons knew that it happened, but no one else seemed to know.
With these facts in mind, and with the current rain outside, Mouse decided she would look around outside to see if she could find anything unusual.
"I'm heading outside. If anyone wants to join me, feel free. Jila, thanks for keeping an eye on Raegun. I'm sure he'll need some help as the night goes on. "
Mouse took one of the huge flashlights, got on Ragnar's raincoat, and was ready to leave when Ragnar (in Sweetie) flew over to her and asked, "Mouse, PLEASE be careful. No only for my body, but for yourself."
"No problems, my fine feathered friend. We'll both be ok."
Mouse2000 -- Mouse (in Rag) went out
into the rain, but not before hi-jacking Crais, Velorak, and Larraq. The three stooges, as she had been calling them in her mind, could provide a bit of muscle if she needed it. Then it hit her. She had muscles! But by that time, they were all suited up and ready to go.
"I could use a little fresh air, after having to be in *this* body for so long!" Crais (in Velorak) groused.
"Yeah? Well, CAPTAIN, being in your body is no picnic!" Larraq pouted. "I bet you can't even do 30 pull-ups."
"Pull-ups?!" Velorak shouted. "I bet your body couldn't withstand the..."
Mouse tuned them out. It was a constant source of amusement watching them trying to best each other, and knowing that they were all made similarily. And now, in each other's bodies, it was worse. The male ego in an android... ahhhh.
"Around this way, guys. I'm heading out back, you guys would probablly do well spliting up." Mouse directed. She also noticed that no one really second guessed her as a guy. Hmmmmm.
Mouse started around the back of the mansion, when a bolt of lightning lit up the sky. She felt a prickle of static electricity and felt a slight twinge on her neck, under her chain that held the charm that all the Scoobies wore that connected them to their old friend, Drumheller. She looked up at the top of the Mansion and saw the huge satilite dish. Was it at an odd angle, or was it her imagination?
Raven-Kat -- “Name, rank, and affiliation!”
Rae (in Raegun's avatar) snaps at the Reality goons. 'Praxis' glares threateningly at them. "You!" She points to Sunny (in Spy). "Grab that one! We're moving him to the 'special' cell."
"Ay-ay, Colonel!" Sunny (in Spy) salutes, obviously familiar with the methods generally employed by the Psychiatric Special Ops.
*Rae!* Kay (in Rae) thinks urgently at Rae (in Reagun).
*Relax. I'm good at my job. It's the PSYCHIATRIC Special Ops, Kay...*
*Oh! I get it...*
*Yeah, just call me Rivyn 'Head Trip' Katlyn.*
Smiling, Kay (in Rae) places teh pulse-rifle on a table by the door and helps Sun (in Spy) drag one of the goons from the cell.
"Unless you want to be next, son, I suggest you cooperate. The one with a half-set of wings is pretty vicious, and Katlyn's no picnic to be around either. Especially not during her yearly hormone flux."
'Praxis' sits down next to the goon, close enough to establish rapport, but far enough away so that the goon won't be able to reach 'him'.
"I'd offer you a cigarette, but I don't smoke." Rae (in 'Praxis') tells him.
"That's okay. Neither do I."
"Good. It's bad for you. How old are you, anyway, kid?"
"Twenty-five."
"What happened to the wide-eyed innocence and credulity of youth?"
"Working for the Reality Network pays better."
"I see." *Kay, I've got confirmation: they DO work for the Reality Network. Initiating phase two techniques.*
*Phase two? What was phase one?*
*Relax...* "Would you care for a mug of coffee? It's fresh."
"Um..."
"You've been instructed not to accept candy from strangers?"
"Something like that."
"Do I strike you as particullarly strange, then?"
"Um..."
*Kay, bring in a mug of coffee for our guest. Tell Sun to keep the other one adequately intimidated until I'm through here.*
*Understood. What should I put in the coffee?*
*Um, sugar, sweet-n-lo, cream, and non-dairy creamer on the side.*
Kay registers slight confusion.
*Oh! You mean... IN the coffee?*
*Yeah.*
*That's phase three, love.*
*Got you.*
"So, you have any kids?" 'Praxis' asks the Reality Goon.
"None of your business."
"I have three." 'Praxis' rises and walks over to the pulse-rifle.
"Whao! Okay! One kid, man!"
'Praxis' looks surprised. "Oh, no. I wasn't going to... heavens no. There's a holographic generator in the weapon. Look."
A holograph of three precious Sebacian children (two boys and a girl) springs into existence in the center of the cell.
"Hey, they're cute."
"Yeah. The oldest boy is Bailar. The younger is Tauvlo. The girl is called Brenna."
"She's a cutie." He reaches into his back pocket and pulls out his wallet. He pulls out a picture and holds it up. "My little girl Bridget."
Kay (in Rae) enters with a tray of coffee. She stops in her tracks, staring at Rae's 'family portrait'.
"Ah, Leftenant. You've brought the coffee. How do you take it... um?"
"Johnny. Two sweet-n-lo's and cream."
"You heard the man, Leftenant."
With a bemused smile, Kay (in Rae) pours the coffee and hands it to Johnny.
Raegun -- Rae (in Sunny) sat up
cautiously, holding his head tightly.
Jila (in Mouse) looks up anxiously.
"Thank-you, Jila. I feel..."
"Better?"
"Like a complete idiot, actually. And my head feels as though it may explode."
"You should lie back down."
"No... There's work to be done. I've brought this on myself, and now I have to accept responsibility. Rae says that actions have consequences and that we need to accept them. I just need to get rehydrated, and I'll be good to work."
"Here." Jila (in Mouse) hands Raegun (in Sunny) a glass of water. "Sorry, it's not cold any more."
"Actually, I think that might be better." He takes a few cautious sips. After a moment, he nods. "Yeah, this is better. Thank-you." He rises, wobbling slightly.
"Careful." Jila (in Mouse) jumps up to hold him steady. "Where do you think you're going anyway?"
"Rae's lab, of course. You need to come too. I can't get in in this body, but you can in that one."
"How?"
"It's coded to Mouse's mitochondrial DNA. I think the ultimate plan was for Mouseling to be allowed in, otherwise she could have just done an Alpha-wave match-up for Mouse. It's the same for her other secret places, though."
"But why not Sun?"
"Rae's got a fail-safe. The only Sebacian who can activate the door is Rae herself, and then only with a code that even I don't know. That's just a standard security precaution."
"And I don't need a code?"
"No."
"How is THAT safe? Anyone could steal some of Mouse's DNA and..."
"Ah, but no one else knows that Mouse is keyed in, see."
"Not really."
"It's a fail-safe precaution. In case something happens to Rae, at least one civilian has to be able to get into the lab, but can't KNOW about it. And no one else is supposed to, either, including Superior Officers. Understand?"
"Um..."
"It's complicated. Seven hundred pages of the PSO's handbook are dedicated to security protocols."
"PSO?"
"Psychiatric Special Ops. Delt-13. Rae's division within the Special Directorate."
"Oh. She's a disruptor?" Jila (in Mouse) looks shocked. "Like that assassin chick on the show?"
"Well, that's just a title. Almost everyone within the Special Directorate carries the title so that they don't have to get into their REAL duties. Rae's PSO. Jenavian was OSS. Observation, Subversion, and Sabotage. Can we go to the lab, now. I'd like to read your brain-waves into Rae's scanner. And..." Raegun (in Sunny) blushes.
"What's the matter, Gunny? Are you okay?"
"Um, it's embarasing..."
"That's okay, Gunny. I won't tell anyone."
"See, I never actually bothered to LEARN most of what I know."
"I don't follow, Gunny."
"The knowledge is there, it's in my data-base, and I can access it any time I need to, normally."
"Normally? As in 'normally when I'm in my own body'?"
Raegun (in Sunny) nods. "So I need access to Rae's library. It's got recent backups of my D.B."
"Whoa. You mean you've got amnesia, too?"
"More or less. Everything I haven't had to access in more than a week is automatically defaulted back into storage. Otherwise, I'd overload."
"That's..."
"Weird. You see-" Raegun (in Sunny) nods as he speaks. And instantly regrets it. "Ow..."
"You're okay..." Jila (in Mouse) assures him. "You were saying?"
"Um, so, you see, one week I might know chemistry to the extent where I could create a clean-burning plutonium isotope and the next I might have to take a crash course just to remember that cessium and water make exploding water. My neural uplink to Rae is also linked to her computers so I can go retrieve what I need when I need it rather than having to install it all over again."
"It's a very elegant system."
"Yeah, when I'm in my body." Raegun (in Sunny) snorts and starts for the attic. "Come on."
Mouse2000 -- Looking up in the rain
Mouse (in Ragnar) could have sworn that the dish was turned towards the Mansion. It was her understanding that those things were supposed to pointed towards the appropriate satilite. But she could be wrong. Telecommunications were not her bag, baby. *Yeah, baby, yeah! Sorry. I've got Austin Powers on the brain.*
But she knew the one (or nine) person who would definitely know about the Mansion's telecommunications setup.
Mouse looked around for the mandroids, but they had split up, and she was unable to find them. Maybe sending them out in the driving rain wasn't such a good idea...she thought that Rae had said they were waterproof...
She headed in to find the IQ's.
Sun Aeryn -- Sunny-in-Spy kept the other reality goon
from getting away. She/he stood in the doorway of the tiny room she/he had taken him to. She/he was facing the Reality goon, but said not a word. Sunny wasn't sure she could remember exactly how Spy spoke...it had been so long since she had seen him. She (sad, but true) had never really paid that much attention to how Spy spoke. Sunny kepted Spy's arms crossed and kept the most stern look on his face as she could muster. In reality...she wanted nothing more that to pound on this goon and make him talk. But she did remember that Spy wasn't that way.
"Excuse me..." Reality goon #2 said
Sunny-in-Spy just stood there.
"Excuse me, sir." Rg#2 tried again.
Still nothing from Sunny-in-Spy.
"Could you let me out?" Rg#2 asked
"No." Sunny-in-Spy said
"If you do....my superiors might go easy on you." Rg#2 offered
Sunny-in-Spy tried not to laugh at Rg#2's remark. *What?! Does this goon think I'm afraid of his superiors?* Sunny thought. She/he just stared at Rg#2. She/he didn't move.
"Come on...I have to go." Rg#2 said.
"There's a uranal over there." Sunny-in-Spy pointed to one...mounted on the wall. She/he had taken this goon to the part of the catacombs that had been used as a jail of sorts at some point. Rg#2 turned to look, sure enough...there was one. He looked back at Sunny-in-Spy, then back at the uranal, then Sunny-in-Spy again.
"You want me to use that? It looks like it hasn't been used in years." Rg#2 stated.
"Frankly I don't care what you do. You are not, however leaving this room. Use the uranal or your shorts...either way...I don't care." Sunny-in-Spy said
"You sure aren't nice." Rg#2 said...walking over to the uranal
"I'm not paid to be nice." Sunny-in-Spy said. Sunny was getting really cranky....the one wing still itched. She was really hating not having the power to read minds. She would love to frell with this goon's mind.
"Spy. Come in, Spy." Sunny-in-Spy heard Rae's voice.
"Yeah, what do you want?" Sunny-in-Spy demanded
"Bring up the other goon, now." Kay-in-Rae said.
"On my way." Sunny-in-Spy said as she/he grabbed Rg#2 by the shoulder and shoved him out the door.
"Hey watch it!" Rg#2 said
"You watch it." Sunny-in-Spy said....pushing the goon towards that stairs.
They finally made it to the room Kay-in-Rae specified.
"Here's the other goon." Sunny-in-Spy said...shoving him into the room.
"My superiors will hear about this." Rg#2 said almost fallin on the floor.
"Like I give a frell." Sunny-in-Spy said standing in the doorway to keep the goons from leaving.
"Now what, Rae?" Sunny-in-Spy asked.
Raven-Kat -- Kay (in Rae) stood by the door
flanked by Rae (in 'Praxis'). "What's up?" Sunny (in Spy) asked, shoving Goon #2 into the room. Goon #1 was nowhere in sight.
Rae (in 'Praxis') leaned forward and whispered, "We've got everything we could hope for out of the first guy, including the name of his first girl-friend and the fact that he sometimes has dirty dreams about Janet Reno."
"Eww..." Sunny (in Spy) replied, making a face.
Kay (in Rae) nodded. "It WAS pretty gross."
Rae (in 'Praxis') nodded aggrement and added, "And it'll take a week to get his guts out of the upholstry."
Kay (in Rae) gaped as Sunny (in Spy) nodded, understanding the ploy. "Is that why the chair's gone?"
Rae (in 'Praxis) nodded. "Let's get started, then. Did he say anything interesting while I was occupied?"
"Well, he must really have to go to the bathroom by now because..." Sunny (in Spy) trailed off as Kay's (Rae's) comm-badge went off.
Raegun's (Sunny's) voice came over the comm, sounding unwell, but sober. "I need to talk to Rae."
Rae (in Raegun) mentally sent the proper response to Kay (in Rae) who repeated, "That's Lietenant Colonel Katlyn, Lietenant Sun."
"Huh?" There was a slight pause. "My bad, sir. Feeling a bit under the weather, sir. Not quite myself."
Kay (in Rae) repeated Rae's response. "That's enough, Lieutenant. What is your status?"
"I am in the lab. I am encoding the DNA of... the DNA from Mouse's body. Looking for anomolies."
"Understood. Anything else to report?"
"Negative at present, sir."
"We'll be up when we're done down here."
"Understood. Out."
"Out." Kay (in Rae) clicks off the comm and returns her attention to Goon #2. Having seen how Rae treated Goon #1, she expected similar treatment for Goon #2. She was surprised.
"Name, rank, and Affiliation!" Rae (in 'Praxis') snarled, rasing 'his' fist.
Kay (in Rae) recoiled slightly. Sunny (in Spy) caught her arm and whispred, "Take it easy. It's only a hologram, anyway..."
"Unless you want to end up like the other one," 'Praxis' snarled, "I suggest you cooperate. I've had a long day, I just want to go home and unwind, and I don't need any lip from an inferior species."
Goon #2 stared at 'Praxis'. "You're ALL pretty mean." he noted softly.
"You know it, son." Sunny (in Spy) replied.
"Better start talking." Kay (in Rae) added. "He's not always easy to control when he gets like this."
Goon #2 stared at 'Praxis' for under five seconds before beginning to spill his guts...
kayde -- Kay straightened
her shoulders as she realized that Rae and Sunny's ploy worked. Okay, she was not so scared they were really going to spray paint the walls with this guys guts. She was getting the picture. Since, she felt more confident that her friends minds had not changed into Dr. Jekylls, she found herself enjoying the mock terror technique.
Sunny reached out and grabbed Kay's arm to pull her back just as she reached out a foot do kick the goon in the shins.
"Uh Kay," she whispered, "We are not really going to hurt them, and those boots of Rae's would REALLY hurt. Chill out."
"Oh yea", Kay felt embarrassed. Guess she was getting a little carried away.
She watched in fascination as the goon spilled his guts to the hologram Rae had created.
"Hmmm", she wondered, "This spy stuff is fun. Wonder if Rae would let me do some of this with her when we are back to normal."
Reading her mind, Rae almost grinned. "No Kay, you cannot help. The real thing is not this fun." Kay heard in her mind.
Sun Aeryn -- Sunny-in-Spy noticed that RG#1 was trying
to escape. She/he grabbed RG #1 and tossed him in the room with RG #2. "Where do you think you were going?" Sunny-in-Spy asked...looking down at RG #1. RG #1 looked like he was about to wet himself, among other things.
*If he only knew that he was being threatened by a woman* Sunny-in-Spy thought to her/himself *Him and his little flunky pal would be madder than a wet hen* Sunny-in-Spy smiled....only to the Reality Goons, it looked like a very menancing smile....like Sunny-in-Spy was going to seriously do bodily harm to them. They huddled into a corner.
Sunny-in-Spy had to turn her/his back for a second or two...she/he was about to start laughing at the way the two Reality Goons were acting.
'Praxius' barked "What did you do to them?" looking in Sunny-in-Spy's direction
"I did what you asked....kept them here." Sunny-in-Spy responded, trying not to laugh.
Raven-Kat -- Rae pointed towards the door.
"Lieutenants, a conference, please." As Kay (in Rae) and Sunny (in Spy) start towards the door, Rae says quickly, "Lieutenant Katlyn, bring your pulse-rifle."
"Yes, sir." Kay (in Rae) fights a grin. She salutes before picking up the pulse-rifle and carrying it into the hall. Once Kay (in Rae) and the hologram are in the hall, Sunny (in Spy) shuts the door.
"Well?" she asks.
Rae yawns and allows the hologram to fade. "Damn, that's draining."
"Rae, the goons." Sunny (in Spy) insists.
"Yeah. Well, among other things, they're too wuzzy to be any fun."
"Rae!"
"Sorry, Sunny one so true. Have a daisy."
"Thankyou, no. Did we learn anything?"
"Only that the Reality Network is really lowering its standards. These guys are idiots. They know nothing. They were only supposed to come and bring two of us back. They don't even know why."
"Hmm..." Sunny (in Spy) mutters. "Are you sure?"
"Positive. Raegun turns out to be very useful in that sense. The sensors read physiological shifts. It's like living inside a lie-detector."
"So, what do we do with them?" Kay (in Rae) asks.
"Send them back." Rae (in Raegun) replies.
"No!" Sunny (in Spy) protests. "You can't let them go!"
"Fine, then execute them!" Rae (in Raegun) snaps. "But we can't spare two or three people to watch them right now. Better to send them back in one somewhat shaken up piece than to keep them here. It's a show of power if nothing else. Kay, could you bring me to my room. I need a new chackan oil catridge."
Sun Aeryn -- “Um, Rae, Sunny, we have a problem.”
Jila-in-Mouse said, quietly over the comms. She didn't want to alarm the rest of the group...
"What do you mean, Jil...Um Mouse?" Sunny-in-Spy asked
"GET ME THE FRELL DOWN!!" Raegun-in-Sun yelled
Sunny-in-Spy looked at Rae-in-Raegun
"Frell, I was afraid of this. I didn't have time to brief Gunny on that aspect of my talents. Frell, frell, frell." Sunny-in-Spy whispered so the Reality Goons couldn't hear.
"GET ME DOWN! NOW!" Gunny-in-Sunny continued yelling.
"Well, get up there and talk her/him down, before these frellin' goons figure out what's going on." Rae-in-Raegun ordered Sunny-in-Spy
"I'm going, I'm going...no need to order me around." Sunny-in-Spy mumbled as she/he left the room and headed for Rae's secret lab.
When Sunny-in-Spy finally made it to Rae's lab...she couldn't get in.
"Well this is just frellin' great!" Sunny-in-Spy moaned.
"Jila, it's me, Sun....open the frellin' door. Wait! Grab onto my foot before you do....I don't want my body floating away." Sunny-in-Spy cautioned.
Jila-in-Mouse opened the door, while holding onto one of Sunny's feet. Sunny-in-Spy shook her head...it was weird seeing her body floating like a frellin' balloon.
Sunny-in-Spy grabbed a foot and slowly started to pull Gunny-in-her body down to eye level.
"Gunny, you have to calm down. Getting worked up is not helping." Sunny-in-Spy said....looking into her eyes. *This is to frellin' freaky* she thought to herself. **Tell me about it! Help me!** Gunny-in-Sunny thought back. Sunny-in-Spy laughed
"Sorry Gunny old pal, not laughing at you....laughing at the situation. Ok...now here's what you have to do...You have to concentrate on you feet being on the ground. In this room. And no where else for the time being. Can you do that?" Sunny-in-Spy informed Gunny
Mouse2000 -- Mouse (in Rag) came in the
ballroom door. Artickat (in Twig) flew by her head and Mouse caught her attention. "Where's Rae, Kay, and Sunny? And where's Jila and Gunny?"
"Do you men them, or their bodies?"
"Them."
"Down in the dungeons with the Reality goons. But she just commed up to let us know they're releasing the goons and to stay out of the way. And I think Gunny, Jila, and Sunny are up in Rae's lab."
"Good, because I think I found the key to all of this."
Mouse used Rag's com and did a general comm to all the Scoobies, no matter whose body they were in at the time.
"Attention. I need all the Scoobs back in the ballroom ASAP. I have an answer to our problem, but we all have to be back in this room. Again, say again, get back here pronto!"
She clicked off the com, and started the calculations.
Sun Aeryn -- Sunny-in-Spy grabbed Raegun-in-her body
and Jila-in-Mouse's body and headed for the room Mouse-in-Rag told them to be in (with all the racket Gunny made, Sunny couldn't remember what room Mouse-in-Rag said, but she knew where it was).
Jila-in-Mouse "Sunny, could you please slow down?!"
Sunny-in-Spy turned and looked at Jila-in-Mouse, "Sorry...but we have to get us back to normal before Gunny discovers any more of my powers...it could be hazardous to all if we don't." Sunny-in-Spy said before she started running again...dragging Gunny-in-her body and Jila-in-Mouse with her.
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Meanwhile...Rae-in-Raegun, hologram dude, and Kay-in-Rae were excourting the Reality goons out of the Mansion.
"What was all that screaming about?" RG#1 asked...as Kay-in-Rae shoved him and his pal out of the front door.
Hologram Rae-in-Raegun "What yelling? I didn't hear any yelling. You must have imagined that."
"Yeah, you imagined that." Kay-in-Rae said...again...shoving the RG out the door.
The RGs finally took the hint and left.
RG#1 "Don't tell anyone what happened here today."
RG#2 "Why not?"
RG#1 "Because....we'll get locked in the Looney bin for sure if we do. Nothing out of the ordinary happened here."
RG#2 "You're in charge...what ever you say boss."
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Mouse was busy with the calculations...she didn't notice Sunny-in-Spy, Jila-in-Mouse, and Gunny-in-Sunny enter the room
"Sunny....slow doooowwn!" Jila-in-Mouse yelled, just in time to keep Sunny-in-Spy from plowing into Mouse-in-Rag.
"Ok...where are the others? Huh?" Sunny-in-Spy said looking around...no one else was in the room yet.
Chryse74 -- Sweetie, Chryse, Kara, and Ragnar
were all together in the lower levels of the mansion. Ragnar (in Sweetie) was perched on Kara (in Kay)'s shoulder, while Chryse (in Kara) was supporting Sweetie (in Chryse). They had been looking to help Rae and the others with the reality goons but were distracted with the various problems of the viking in a bird and a bird in an elf. When they heard Mouse's call to go back to the ballroom, they were trying to get Sweetie to stop reflexively flapping Chryse's arms to get her balance.
"Oh, lets just go back." said Sweetie grumpily. "I want my wings back."
"Well, then walk. You did it as a bird, you should be able to do it as an elf!" said a very exasperated Chryse.
"You have a much higher center of gravity than a parrot!" snipped back Sweetie, "It's not easy getting used to it."
"Ragnar, here, go on Chryse's shoulder" said Kara in Kay.
"What? with Sweetie flopping around like that? No way." protested Ragnar in Sweetie.
"No, Rag, I meant go on the shoulder that Chryse is moving around... my shoulder with Chryse's consciousness in it." explained Kara in Kay.
"OH, ok, that's different then." said Ragnar as he jumped over (and nearly missed) the target shoulder.
"Ok, Sweetie, come on, put your arm around my shoulders and Chryse's, we'll help you walk up to the ballrooom. Mouse sounded excited." said Kara in Kay, as she moved around to support Sweetie in Chryse. Chryse in Kara moved over to the other side and put Sweetie's arm around her waist. They started back up.
After much groaning and protesting and complaining on everyone's part, they made it up to the ballroom about 5 microts after Sunny's group got there. Mouse was still oblivious to the goings on around here.
*****
Codey, Wiz, ArticKat and Twig were arguing all at once. None of them were pleased at how the other was treating their bodies when Mouse's call came through. A light shown on each of their faces as they all realized that Mouse probably had a solution. Codey in Wiz couldn't wait to get rid of the headaches that controlling Wiz's magic were causing her. Wiz in Codey couldn't wait to stop retching because he wanted to drink blood. Artic in Twig couldn't wait to get her lovely full sized body back, instead of the puny thing she was in now. Twig in artic wanted to fly! Artic in Twig was carefully put into on of Wiz's pockets (she couldn't figure out how to fly, in spite of Twig's instructions) and the other 3 raced to the ballroom. Mouse was still absorbed in her calculations.
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Jila in Mouse and IQ in Jila and Raegun in Sunny were already in the ballroom. Jila in Mouse and Gunny in Sunny had never left. Gunny was still terribly hungover. IQ in Jila was working with Mouse in Ragnar to figure out how to fix things. And the 3 mandroids had never left Mouse's side.
In the next 10 minutes, Vi in IQ also wandered in with an odd look on her face. And Rae and her group also came back from releasing the Reality Goons.
Everyone was back in the ballroom. They waited for Mouse and IQ to tell them they would soon be ok.
Raven-Kat -- “This had better work...”
Rae (in Raegun) sighs as Kay (in Rae) fumbles to install a fresh chackan-oil catridge. "Because I'm getting a leg-cramp."
"You can't get a leg-cramp!" Sweetie (in Chryse) scoffed. "You don't have legs..."
"Yeah, no drenn, Marburg!" Rae (in Raegun) snapped back.
"Who?" Jila (in Mouse) asked Raegun (in Sunny).
"Marburg. A Sebacian scientist. He invented a working prototype for the string-drive. Collapsed a sun... Not pretty. But the string-drive DID work, and Marburg survived. The drive had a few... bugs, but the man was still a genius."
"Oh." Jila (in Mouse) frowned. "Right."
"Look, Rae, can you just ignore the pain?" Chryse (in Kara) asked.
"If I could, would I be whining about it?" Rae (in Raegun) demanded. "It's a stabbing pain between my shin and my knee."
"It's a phantom-pain, Rae?" Mouse (in Ragnar) asked reasonably.
"Yeah. Sure feels like it. Oh well, at least I'll have enough first-hand experience with the phenomena to write a paper."
"That's Rae." Raegun (in Sunny) said with a grin. "Always looking on the bright side."
Mouse2000 -- *This better work*
Mouse echoed the sentiment in her head. she was down on the floor, valiantly working out the math when a rumble of thunder shook the Mansion.
"Out of time. Hope this works. Ok, everyone stand to the left, no right of your own body. You three (she pointed to the mandroids) in front of us. Artic, Twig, Codey, Wiz, you stand here." Mouse fussed like a stage mother, moving people into place.
"Ok, gang, those of you who have the lockets that connect us with Drumheller, hold them in your hands. Don't worry if you don't have one."
Lockets were taken off, and they were distributed so the were evenly spread across the group.
"Ok, let's get a move on, we need to get this done before the lightning strikes." Mouse said. She joined the line and then said, "Ok, this line, join up, so we're all holding hands. Rag, stretch out your wings. That's right."
The formed a circle around Artic, Wiz, Codey and Twig, and the mandroids, all of whom were eyeing each other nervously. Peacekeepers didn't hold hands.
"Okay, next strike should do it. The satilite dish is pointed down here. I think that's what funneled the power to change us in the first place. It spread over the Mansion, but only those with the lockets, and those near them, were affected. And if the calculations are correct, this will switch us back. Close your eyes, everyone. It's going to be bright."
*I hope.*
The lights dimmed as a lightning bolt hit the dish. Sparks flew out of it and a stream of pure energy flew down into the ballroom. It arced around the circle and connected over it, until it formed a cone. Then it vanished.
JilaCosa -- *Did it work?*
Jila didn't dare open her eyes. She had shut them tight when the lightning struck and felt a tingle through her hands from the dragon pendant when the thunder boomed. Was Mouse right in her conclusion and her calculations? There was only one way to find out.
Jila opened her eyes just a crack. Well she was looking at everybody from a different angle this time so she opened them wider. And there was Mouse standing on the other side of the circle from her. Jila wriggled a little, and then shifted her shoulder blades. What was making her back itch so? That was when she turned and saw the downy white wing which extended and retracted behind her.
"MOUSE!!" Jila's and various other voices called from around the circle. The other Scoobs had figured it out too, that they weren't in their own bodies like Mouse had said they would.
"Stay in the circle!" Mouse ordered. "The next bolt of lightning should do it." Mouse crossed her/somebody's fingers behind her and hoped that nobody would notice.
Mouse2000 -- Mouse (in.... IQ?)
said, "Just stay still! The next one will do it!"
The lighting flashed, and the electricity ringed them once again. This time the intensity was greated, and they were all forced to close their eyes to the bright light it generated.
When the light subsided, Mouse cautiously opened her eyes, and looked down. So far so good, it looked like her. She did a few preliminary stretches, and everything moved the right way. She tried her voice.
"Everyone ok?" She was happy to hear her own voice again.
Sun Aeryn -- Sunny didn’t open her eyes right away
"Mouse....do I still have one-wing?" Sunny asked, afraid to look. She wasn't sure...she had gotten use to it, so she couldn't feel it any more.
Before Mouse could answer her,
"WHOA!" Sunny yelled. "Everyone calm down. You're giving me a head ache. Why does my mouth taste like dirty socks?" Sunny asked...then it dawned on her....she must be back in her own body. She cautiously opened one eye....she looked down, yep...black leather pants...boots...she opend her other eye...looked some more...pulse pistol on her right leg...green shirt on under black vest.
"Holy Frell! I'm back! Woohoo!" Sunny yelled, letting go of the hands she was holding. Sunny looked at her friends...some of them still had their eyes closed...but she could hear them. They all seemed to be back in their proper bodies.
"Mouse, I think it did work! Now....let's figure out how the frell this happened, so it doesn't ever happen again!" Sunny suggested.
Chryse74 -- “Are you sure Sunny?”
asked Chryse... then she realized. "Hey, that was MY voice! It did work! Well done Mouse. Now how did this happen? I don't want it to happen again!"
Mouse2000 -- Mouse dropped
the hands of the Scoobs next to her and stretched. She felt so light, and she did a few jumping jacks to confirm that she was in her own skin. YES! IT worked!
She ran outside and climbed the ladder into the roof. The rain was still pouring, and there was still thunder going on, so she had to act fast. She slipped and slid across the roof until she found the satelite dish that was looking a bit charred. She grabbed it, and twisted it. It unexpectedly popped off in her hands and she fell backwards, sliding towards the edge. She dropped the dish and without the weight of it, she slowed. She ended up near the ladder, and carefully got up and climbed down. She entered the ballroom and watched the Scoobies get comfortable with themselves again.
*Remember to get a new dish by Friday!!* she thought to herself, but was all in all pleased that the Scoobs had returned to their version of normal.
Mouse2000 -- Mouse was approached
by several Scoobies obviously happy to be in their own bodies again and asked that all important question:
"WHY did this happen?"
"Why you asking me?" Mouse replied, laughing. "As far as I could tell, it was a freaky nature thing. Lightning, broken satelite dish pointed our way, electricity... I don't know. As for the Reality goons, I think they just show up whenever something strange shows up on their radar, and having a huge lightning bolt hit the Mansion and transfer a large amount of energy all over the mansion was pretty strange, don't you agree?"
Scooby heads nodded.
"Unless someone else can think of a better reason..."
CAN YOU??? Mwaaahaaahaaahaaaahaaaaaa
Love, Mouse
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