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Written by In2d2 which IS me...(and no, I never got any poetry awards in English class and you can plainly see why after reading this dren...but I had to top "roses are red" <<;)

TIS NOT ME...

It is not me I try to tell thee..
It isn't me who's split in2 three!
Who are you and for what simple reason,
Have you chosen to haunt me this season?
I was created by one scifi chick,
Who realizes that move was none 2-slick.
The sole purpose of my existence was to pull a funny,
On one former Fish who is now a pants wearing Bunny.
Bunny was upset due to rumors she heard,
So In2scifi thought it fun to act obsurd.
No harm was intended and no insult to your pseud,
But there are many who wonder why you act so shrewd?
Whatever has been done to disturb your lurker sleep,
In2scifi will fix it, for you are about to make her weep.
Eleven weeks are left for us to tetor on sanity's brink,
No new ep for this long makes it hard for one to think.
My creator and I apologize and admit you are the boss
Your presence here elludes us...we are thrown for a loss.
So until a clue or explanation is provided in reply,
I just have one question....what is your favorite pie?


SPLAT!!!!!!!!



Take that you In2d3...I have a feeling you're no lurker newbie-type-person...you're frelling with me and you may think this is funny. Well let me tell you one thing...you would be absolutely right. I have learned my lesson. Whatever gets dished out on this board in the ways of a joke can come right back "In2" one's face. In this instance I think I'll be swimming in this dren for a long time.

Have mercy, please.

Bunny? Truth? Anni? drteeth? REB! It's gotta be REB!!
No, it's teeth. Chris...alright I pegged you..admit it. Sword this can't be you getting even because you already threw me in the uber washing machine. Smushy and Treebee would never do this to me. Would you? UCSBdad would find it beneath him...he's got Aeryn Sun meetings to write about and UCSBson and company to keep him busy...hmmm..I have no idea who this could be.

C'mon guys you're driving me crazy!! Now everyone thinks
I created another basement and I don't even know how to do that...???? I don't have split personalities I promise!!

Well I might not can see you in the shadows In2d3...but you're gonna smell like pumpkin pie for at least an hour.
Until we meet again..or for the first time. Frell this is confusing.

Still loving all Scapers...including (gritting teeth) In2d3.
Johniece


Ok for those who have NO idea what is going on then you can go to posts #7858, 7874, 7879, 7977. Or you can press the little arrow to the right and zip on by and ignore...but if any of you ignore and then ASSUME in the future I'm In2d3 then I will refer you not only to the above posts but this one as well. So do your homework, whip out those detective pads and help me solve this case 'cause I don't have a clue.


UCSBDad -- No one saw me

No one can prove a thing. Er, sorry, Johneice, just my usual reaction. Anyway, UCSBdad is not guilty. I won't say UCSBdad is innocent, because you wouldn't believe that.

And remember, be careful out there, Johneice.

UCSBdad
AKA
Bob     


Annisette -- I swear on a cow pad.....well, it’s not me

In2...it is not I...I'd have told you by now if it were.

And D3 has been hitting others as well...RagnarRB got D3ed in the basement...he says he isn't D3, either. Seems In2D3 is POed we didn't choose his new ballroom to play in.....I think?


But I forget myself: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP for the poem,

Oh Brava, BRAVA!!!!!CLAP, CLAP!!!!!

@
{A}nnisett{e}


me in thigh high boots and bell      


ArtistStudio -- Ok, I guess it’s time for me to confess

In2d3 was created to bedevil the mischiveious In2 who drew a wagon from a confused Wagoneer. (I thought In2d2 might be you, but I was just doing my duty.)

So I though about how I could be gently avenged on In2 and the creation of In2d3 seemed the perfect revenge.

Great poem, by the way.

Since you seem so sincere in your wish to know who In2d3 is, I just thought it was time for me to drop you a note and let you know, In2d3 is NOT me!

robert at www.ArtistStudio.com

Did you ever suspect?      
In2scifi -- so....

does this mean you are or you aren't Artist?

You confessed then said it was NOT you...I'm more confused than before.

Help! I'll start trying to rhyme again!!

Twas it you or Twasn't it?


I know...I drew the wagon..I'm SORRY!! I took wagon time away from newbies who needed it..but I thought I'd post my revelation before you'd hit me with it I SWEAR!!!

Begging and pleading with you ROBERT!!! Was it you??

HUH?

<<In2scifi wimpers grabs her knees to her chest and starts rocking...>>      


RagnarRB -- Calmly now, calmly

Have a seat and take a deep breath.

That was a very good peom. Sorry to see you so distressed. Maybe TickTick can bake some of those brownies with valium next time.

Get yourself a cup of coffee and enjoy the morning air.      

Kiaralee -- Lovely poem, In2

Finally someone ELSE who uses rhyme who is not a preschooler
(Never mind)
Not me
Have three handles registered to me
Kiaralee
Starsi
and littleprincess (because she doesn't have an account of her own)     


GoneFission -- loving it from afar

I have been so enjoying all the running skirmishes. Your poem of almost contriteness was great. I think my favorite interchange back a ways is still the comment about not hitting In2D2 (you know you're never alone when you're schizophrenic) with the Welcome Wagon. LOLAROTF. Back to the safe sidelines.     


CalSelkie -- Loved the Poem!

I read it in sort of a funky rap rhythm. Really great stuff!

Anyway, about the imposter... you might be able to check their URL and compare it with the others who have posted. With this, you could at least get a match for the same geographical area. Wish I could give you the instructions as to how this is done, but I don't know how. Maybe someone else in here does..... good luck!     


DirtyPantsBunny -- I love your writings...

..I woke up on this sunday morning thinking about all the dren thats going on in my world and almost did'nt come here this morning...my humor has escaped me "2", and when that happens in life it is so hard to smile. I definately need a vacation from here....get perspective in my mind and center myself again. Life is too short to waste time floundering with things that make ya feel shitty.
Im glad I stopped by though, your poem was really fun and it made me laugh...a smile, what do you know.
I guess the ingognito post got a bit out of hand ay? I dont even know what basement your talking about, although I have checked them out. I thought it was funny that you said you did'nt even know how to make one, cause neither do I, hell i just figured out last month what LOL means...LOL!!
Don't worry about what people think, your one of the coolest women I've ever had the pleasure of not meeting..LOL. Seriously though...You know I care about you...I know how it feels to be attacked...let it go, roll it off your shoulders, no harm done you were just having fun, trying to mask my embarressing post, help me save face so to speak and i appreciate that. -Fish     


violettefrost -- Okay,,Okay..I admit it..


...........................I.....I............




>>>I thought YOU were In2d3..but you're NOT!!!!


.....however you are one FINE poet!!


(sorry hon' couldn't resist)

(hope you find that wasckal!!!!)


Violette :):):)


Elhaym -- Hey In2scifi!!!

I thought it was a new game on the BBoard and that nobody included me in the "Change you Handle" Thing.

This seems to be a case of either Schizophrenia from the greek Schizein= divided and phrenos= intelligence or a person with split personalities or is someone you know just making fun. I doubt is a newbie troll because they create havoc insulting FS not messing up with particulars.

Love your poem, you're a blessed child, and because I can't write as good as you I will modify something that I already know for you:

There is no expense of the mind
The wind cannot reverse
Or physically the distance laid
across the universe

There's blessing many in the stars
Save on lamented curse
That In2d3 is the name
That make In2scifi go insane


And if is really a troll and not one of the fellow scapers, you can always count with me to back up you. Only say it and I will came with my PK pulse rifle.

Take care
Elhaym     


TickTick -- Oohhh, poor In2...

Great poem, by the way. I'm sure that In2d3 was appropriately moved.

Wish I could help solve the mystery but I thought it was you as well...

Then thought it was DPB...


Then...Ann? RB? Artist? Violette? The mind begins to churn...

By the way, I made this brownie for you (and put a nice little muscle relaxant in it)

Enjoy and accept my condolances...


TickTick     


In2scifi -- You guys crack me up :)

Well I was hoping that I could drag In2d3 back here for a little Mexican stand-off..guess that's not going to happen.

Thank you friends, for your compliments and support. However, I'm not mad or anything...just completely perplexed. I'm usually one who thinks words like "edge" and "sled" rhyme..so the fact my obsurd little writings made sense to you is a big improvement.

Know I'm not really THAT flustered. Ok, I'm curious beyond belief...but you know how much I care about all of you (and yes you too In2d3...whoever you are:) and I get a kick out of trying to make you smile. :) After all...everyone of you on this board has made me burst out laughing more than once and moved me in other ways as well.

*sigh*..it's really not that bad being haunted. And Bunny...you take care. Don't forget we'll be here when your ready. Everyone needs a break once in a while and with as much as you've done for everyone here you are long overdue. I'd create a psued ruse for you anyday, pal. ;)
I'm glad I cheered you a little, I appreciate all you've done for me...you've kept me in high spirits through these past dreary months. (not talking about no new episodes this time:) It's nice to know I can return the favor.

Now, Calselki...for all of my buddies that thought it funny to scream out a "mock confession"..."whip" out that super soaker filled with cream and start spraying. heh heh heh

I just didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings...and since I don't know this "3" I don't know the troll potential. So...I wanted to nip this in the butt before anything got started. (and no insult is intended In2d3..I'm not calling you a troll...) I wanted you to all KNOW it's NOT me. So whatever e-mails or statements are made by In2d3 they are his/her own and I have no influence. Now, as for In2d2..you'll never see her again. I've burried my counterpart deep within the subconscious realms of the mind and she won't be posting. ;) I figure when the dies down we'll find out who 3 is...and be very surprised.

What do you say 3? How about revealing the news at least by January? A New Year thing?

Think about it In2d3. And you take care...hope your ballroom doesn't flood.

Love you guys!
Johniece     


Animevampire -- The things you get yourself “In2”

This whole thing is really funny to watch, and now you've really got me wondering who it is.

It really makes you think about who's who. I mean, what if there's not really as many people on this as it appears. Hmmmm....:)

Loved the poem. But I don't have any info regarding this mysterious "In2". I probably won't be getting any info, but if I do, I'll let ya know.

So long...      


CalSelkie -- Put em up.... PUT em uuup

(The Cowardly Lion (Bert Lahr) in 'The Wizard Of Oz')

(Whipped Cream filled SuperSoaker hidden behind a tree)



I'll fight cha with one arm tied behind my back!.....

(struts around w/ tail swinging)

I'll fight cha standing on one paw!......

I'll fight cha with my eyes closed!.......

The Cowardly Lion puts Paw over his eyes....

He decides to make a leap for the hidden WCSS and opens his eyes just in time to see Dirty Pants Bunny (Dorothy)
smack him on the nose!........ he starts to cry.....

Aww whyja hafta go an do that? I was just going to scare them!!........ Ahua Ahua Ahua (sobbing and wiping his eyes with his tail) ....

Dorothy comforts him and wipes his tears away... tucks the Whipped Cream Super Soaker in her basket and all is forgiven and forgotten...............

And so the story goes..........

Arm and arm, they all skip away down the yellow brick road..............


Meds....... where are my meds............      


SWORDandMUG -- Ehts naht aye, blossum

All right, you scandalous phantom of an In2d3, come forth and spook us a little more. Can't you see that you have made are beloved Johniece huddle up like a wounded Nancy Kerrigan? Shame, shame, shame.

Theory? From the writing style of your mysterious "player on the other side," I would have to say that it is one of us (well, not ME but one of us) or a lurker who has had wondrously humorous writing talents but has held them at bay for so long... nah, it has to be one of us.

I can't fault the humor and the sneaky idea--I had considered using it myself in the future. Someone seems to have beaten me to it. Alas... all of the good ideas have been taken...

...guess I'll go back to getting myself into trouble. If you feel too blue, let me know, and we can reenact some more Farscape scenes, although we may have to dodge the authorities in the process.

:-{>

SWORDandMUG

Hoping for a pair of pants--kilts just aren't much fun in colder weather!