Pie for me!
in2d3
As the Phantom reenters the Sub Basement Ballroom, the masked marauder notices a case with a padlock. In2d3 reads the sign: "Break in case of Phantom". The masked one carefully examines the padlock.
"Hmmm! No traps. This should be easy."
The Phantom of Farscape removes a lock pick from a pocket and proceeds to unlock the padlock. After opening the case, in2d3 puts radio triggered carbon dioxide cannisters in the filling.
The hiding figure waits for what seems like hours for the dissheveled Scooby Gang to make there way back up the waterway.
RagnarRB notices the open padlock and says,"Did any of you guys open the padlock?"
TickTick:"Nope!
SunAeryn: "Not me!!"
The entire gang gathers around the pie.
The Phantom Hunter arrives late and yells:"Watch out for the..."
The Phantom detonates the pie and the gang is covered from head to toe with filling.
"Pie!!! It might be booby-trapped." She shakes her head and under her breath says, "Foolish kids"
The Phantom laughs loudly and taunts The Gang of Adventurers,"Catch me if you can. I think I need a little fresh air"
The gang looks at each other and pondering the Phantom's words, when they simultaneously yell, "The Roof garden"
SWORDandMUG -- Mmmmmmmmmmm
"To the roof garden! Come on troops! Fall in!" TickTick commands, once again taking charge. "Platoon... sound off!"
The assembled troops snap to attention.
"SunAeryn!"
"Annisette!"
"I'm here, dearie... you're all so sweet..."
"Thanks, Mrs. H." TickTick says.
"Ragnar!"
TickTick stops. "Where are Leaped and SWORD?"
"They were here..."
"I dunno..."
"The last I saw them was when the pie bomb exploded!"
The group moves back to the blast area. There they find SWORD and leaped, somewhat dazed and eating what is left of the giant pie bomb.
"mmmmmm.... lots of cinammon..."
"...best applie pie I've ever eaten..."
"...I could sit here all day..."
"...you want some coffee?..."
"Oh no!" says Mrs. H. with concern. "They must have been hit in the mouth by the blast. You can't let them eat the pie! It's a trap."
:-{>
...munch munch munch...
SWORDandMUG -- Hold, gentle readers
That Phantom is obviously playing with our heads and creating mass confusion. There are posts of utmost importance regarding this issue found in the Farscape:New Basement at posts #28, #29, and #30.
...does anyone know how to fly this thing?
:-{>
"He went dattaway!"
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SWORDandMUG -- Go to post #8166
Whereas he does not seem to be all that coherent, he does apparently have a sense of direction! SWORDandMUG directs readers (and writers) to post #8166 for continuation of the ongoing drama.
...oooohhhh, it's so exciting, isn't it!!!???!!!
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in2d3 -- Or is that 8167!
No wonder the Scooby Gang can't catch me. They are all wondering around in a Brownie induced daze. I feel so much safer with SwordandMug on the job. LOL