MISSION: LUCKY HORSESHOE

Mission Briefing

Good Morning Mr. Kopac. Your mission if you choose to accept, is to exit your house unnoticed and rendezvous with a red 95 Cavalier Z24 license plate XXX-XPE, at the Stop sign at the corner of Millen Ave. and Maple Dr.   At approx. 0:34 hrs Shaina will page you when and your mission will begin. After the rendezvous proceed back to the house and enter your bedroom with out waking anyone

Mission Report

Ok, now this one is good. I was lying fast asleep on my bed when I was woken up by the vibration of my pager. My pager just happened to be in between my mattress and my ass. That was fucking comfortable. As I dial my pager number to listen to my message I notice it is 12:34 in the morning. I figure it is Shaina telling me she is on her way home from work and wants to meet me down the street. As I get dressed and get ready to sneak out of my house I remember I forgot all my shoes at the front door. I slowly open my bedroom door and listen. I hear nothing. I proceed down the hallway slowly walking so the floors don’t crack with my foot steps. Ass I look around the corner to see if in lights are on in the house I step on something. Something sharp. At the same time i hit the floor with a thud I here my mother flip on here light to see what was there. At this same moment I roll back behind the wall holding the bottom of my foot and keeping my mouth closed with the other. I wait in terror and listen. I hear my mom murmur something, turn off the light and go back to sleep. I peered down to see what the hell I stepped on and say that it was a belt. People might ask, "How can a belt stab the bottom of your foot?". You know that little piece that goes thru the belt holes? Well yeah that was sticking straight up in the air. And it FUCKING hurt. I compose my self and i continue down the hallway towards the front door so i get my shoes. I successfully get a pair of shoes and run back to my room. I open my sliding door and slowly close it behind me. It is dark. Darker then usual. There was no moon outside. I usually jump over that railing to my left. It didn’t happen this time. My dad decide to move the barbeque back to it’s spot. My knees figured that out first. Now I am rolling around in pain on my back patio and lights are turning on every where in my house. I look for cover. I dive underneath the picnic table and wait for my mom’s face to leave the window. All the lights are off and I am safe once again. I run around the vegetable garden and stop at the fence. I put my hands on the top of the fence place my feet on the ledge at he bottom, count to three and jump up. My knees are weak and I don’t get enough spring to jump over. My feet hit the top of the fence and plunge to a massive fall on the other side. My feet made a big bang on the fence waking up my neighbours. I roll beneath there bedroom window so I will not be seen. I wait till the light goes off to proceed into the front yard. Once in the front yard I carefully make my way down the hill to the street. Oh yeah did I fail to mention I am wearing all black and I carrying a flashlight. And of what do u know. A cruiser turns onto my street. I jump into the deep ditch down the street and wait for his headlights to pass once and then to pass again because I live in a court. The rest of the night was a piece of cake. I met Shaina and walked back into my house and no one ever knew I even left.

MISSION STATUS: SUCCESS