Right now a massive cloud is lingering over the city. Police say calls from worried residents began pouring in this morning. Witnesses say it looked like a large dark rain cloud that initially started over Hart Plaza, and within hours the cloud spread. Now covering a large portion of the Midwest. People in the effected regions say it looks like the workings of an incredible thunderstorm. The bizaar weather events being linked to the cloud including red lightning, black hail, and super hot gail force winds. Meteorologists remain baffled as satellite pictures, and radar shows the cloud continuing to expand. Experts say that at its current rate of travel the entire nation will be completely covered in just a matter of hours. Police are asking you to please remain indoors and not panic. The president has ordered the military to be on emergency alert, and they stand by powerless, forced to watch, wait. As the cloud expands many people are now placing spiritual significance on it's appearance. Leaders from mainstream religions and apocalyptic cults are declaring it to be anything from the second coming. One grim consequence of man's abuse of nature. Fueling the speculation are reports from across the country that the only light piercing this churning, inky, shroud are beams of sunlight which are only falling on places of worship all religions and denominations. As the cloud continues to expand across the nation the rest of the world looks on with growing concern.

Welcome to the Dark Carnival
Violent J
Shaggy 2 Dope
The Insane Clown Posse
We'll live forever...live forever
Come join us...forever
Carnival awaits us...live forever
Take my hand...live forever
Take my hand...live forever
Shangri-La...live forever
Here go another clown song freeky and weird
I'm still preachin', I'm like Noah without the beard
I'm tryin' to spread the facts that I know for sure
Yet many don't believe in our carnival freek show
It's alright though, there's enough who do
And only time will tell if our stories are true
But for everybody here, I can promise you this
You'll never hear us rap about the typical bullshit
Bling bling, all the money they got
All the ice they wear, and all the people they shot
All the freaks they pull, and all the cars they drive
Only we rap about fuckin' a bee hive
You wanna keep it real, walk out your door
That's as real as it gets from the sky to the floor
But the Dark Carnival will take your soul away
And give you mythical adventure in a magical way
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Please take me away, take me away
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Come and take me away, take me away
Funhouse, freek shows, and murder-go-rounds
Fuck how you lookin', paint it up like a clown
Loosen up, let it go, you ain't gotta be tense
Faygo flyin' everywhere, FUCK makin' sense
And that's the beauty of it, look backstage
Ain't another group out here on the same page
Run with everybody or walk with our crew
And stand on the moon, face the world and say FUCK YOU
I ain't sitting out playin' that star biz
Put me in the ground where my juggalos is
Treat me special, I'm a leave your lip draggin'
We in this together waitin' on the same wagon
Let' em laugh now, let' em laugh for years
We'll see who's laughin' in the house of mirrors
Cause that's where I'm goin', and if you're not
Bump that other shit, and hear about the ends they got, hahaha
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Come and take me away, take me away
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Please take me away, take me away
Live forever...Take My Hand...Forever...Live forever
Come take a journey through Heaven and Hell
See what we have to come, and share that story I tell
Walk hand-in-hand with the Devil and God
Let' em pull you in half, purgatory is odd
FUCK newspapers, FUCK magazines
FUCK A&Rs, and their ball-huggin' jeans
FUCK anybody tryin' to change our ways
As long as 6 Joker Cards got somethin' to say
I speak for the crazy, I speak for scrubs
I speak for the thugs pissin' in your hot tubs
I speak for the people that you always say don't know how to act
We like' em just like that
FUCK your Grammy's, FUCK your Music Awards
I strangle your host, with his microphone chord
Fuck anybody that ain't down with the clown
From now until millenniums after, I'm dead in the ground
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Come and take me away, take me away
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Please take me away, take me away
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Come and take me away, take me away
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Please take me away, take me away!

Are you scared? Are you scared, bitch?
Are you scared of ghosts? I'm not scared of ghosts.
As a matter of fact, I'll summon a ghost with this oujia board.
And as soon as it shows up, I'll slap it.
I'll go to Alaska, bitch slap a polar bear, and take it's food
I'll mow the fuckin' lawn, of a land-mine field like what...boom
I'll roll an M-80 up in some papers, and smoke that shit up
I'll share a dirty heroin needle, with that dirty bitch Courtney Love
I'll run around the white house lawn, naked and screamin' and bustin' shots at it
I'll scratch my back with a chainsaw...oh yeah...mmm...got it
I'll walk through Compton alone, sportin' Wranglers and a cowboy hat
I'll head butt a fuckin' unicorn...c'mere bitch, ugh...damn
I'll stand on a stump, and let you trim my toenails with an axe
I'll sucker punch a gorilla, and try to run with a banana hangin' out my ass
I'll fuckin' become pen-pals with the Unabomber, and let' em send me packages
I'll drive an ice cream truck through Ethiopia talkin' about
FREE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!

What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter, are you scared?
What's the matter, what's the matter tell me are you fearless?
What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter, are you scared?
What's the matter, what's the matter, tell me are you fearless?

I'd let Sam Kinison borrow my car�if he was still around
I'll bungee jump off a crane with only a spaghetti noodle tied on
I'll clench my butt cheeks shut, when a ruthless alien's tryin' to probe me
I'll receive and operation on my eye, while ridin' in a dune buggy
I'll finger fuck a toilet, and French kiss a light socket
I'll pick up a hooker with a deep voice "Hi, I'm Jenny" Nah, no I wouldn't
I'll take all my clothes off, and run up and bear hug a cactus
I'll sneak up to Slick Rick, and snatch off his eye patch (lodi, dodi)
I'll eat a bowl of cluster bombs, and spread a jelly fish on my toast
I'll fuckin' grease my ass off, and sit on top of a flag post
I'll shoot a game of pool with the grim reaper, and let' em beat me
I'll meet Jeffery Dalmer at some kind of bar, let' em take me home, and eat me
No fear...

What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter, are you scared?
What's the matter, what's the matter tell me are you fearless?
What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter, are you scared?
What's the matter, what's the matter, tell me are you fearless?

I'll throw gang signs at the Boo-Yaa tribe, ups and downs like what
I'll hire Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, tell'em, Hey, do me up
I'll put my lips on an '81 Nova's exhaust pipe, and smoke that sucka
I'll fuck a chick raw with crabs so big, Red Lobster's tryin' to catch'em
I'll start a record label, and invest everything I got on MC Hammer (Can't Touch This 2)
I'll wear a pink bikini thong, and walk right through the slammer
I'll take a chrome desert eagle 45, put it to the dome, and dump it
I'll pull a big ass bee hive out a tree, drop my drawers and dump it
No fear

This one goes out to that special someone in my life
We all have someone special, this is for them

I like ice cream, cherry pie and lemonade with summer breeze
I like rainbows, leafy trails, and puppy dogs with bumble bees
I like cotton candy candy gum, and bumber cars, and carnivals
Golden sky's, and hazel eyes, and sand in between my toes, but
Something tells me that I hate you
Something tells me I must kill you
You ain't shit but a slutty ass mother fucker
Slut you fucking whore, I fucking hate you

I like birthday candle cakes, and titty shakes with silicone
Secret whispers, and D-Loc's sister, and apple dips, and gingerbread homes
Faygo chills they give me thrills, and Nyquil pills they make me smile
Hershey kisses, and happiness is something so bliss and yet all the while
Something tells me that I hate you
Something tells me I must kill you
Suck my fuckin dick fuck off
Go fuck you self you funky as beneath
Come on, come on (bitch)
Come on, come on (bitch)
I fuckin hate you
Come on, come on (bitch)
Come on, come on (bitch)
If I was you I'd slap that bitches nipples shut

I like Shaggy, he's my friend I like his mom cause she's nice to me
Thank you J, I like you too, well its ok, were family
Raver chicks, and kung-fu flicks, and sugar sticks like lollypops
All of these things happiness brings
But my hatred for you don't stop
Something tells me that I hate you
Something tells me I must kill you

Wh, wh, whut
You don't like the way I am?
You don't like ICP & Twiztid?
This is whut
Always wit a hatchet...Whut,
Fuck you, fuck you
Dis da way I am
Whut?, whut?, whut?
I stay scrubby even though I'm paid, Whut?
Dropped out in the sixth grade, Whut?
Had syphilis three times, Whut?
Committed mad felony crimes, Whut?
Been a week I ain't washed my ass, Whut?
Flunked outta special ed class, Whut?
I'd slap John Gotti right here, Whut?
Only he's locked up now so neeeea, Whut?
Carnivals beyond the dead, Whut?
Still attack you without my head, Whut?
Scrubatism I'm about, Whut?
Slappin Baywatch beauties in the mouth, Whut?
I stomp ghosts that think they hard, Whut?
Pickin' fights up at the graveyard, Whut?
You don't like me?
I make you sick?
Come here, and get a mouth full of dick,
Cause I am whut I am
I be whut I wanna be, WHUT?
I act how I wanna act, WHUT?
I see whut I wanna see, WHUT?
I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT?
I do whut I wanna do, WHUT?
I go where I wanna go, WHUT?
Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT?
Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT?
I'll slap Michael Jackson's face off, Whut?
I spread herpes every time I cough, Whut?
I got head lice in my armpits, Whut?
I sell nuclear bomb home kits, wh wh Whut?
In church I'll wrestle a nun, Whut?
Fuckin' twist her nipples and run, Whut?
I watch my neighbor in the shower,
Then waggle my dick for a half an hour,
I pour percacets in a bowl, Whut?
And eat'em like cereal, Whut?
I be that neighborhood creep, Whut?
Singin' voodoo chants in my sleep, ha
I put old ladies in head locks, Whut?
And run wit they ass for blocks, Whut?
I rent studios, and don't pay, wh wh Whut?
Come on Shaggy don't play
Mike, I am whut I am
I be whut I wanna be, WHUT?
I act how I wanna act, WHUT?
I see whut I wanna see, WHUT?
I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT?
I do whut I wanna do, WHUT?
I go where I wanna go, WHUT?
Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT?
Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT?
Your mamas got a glass titty wit a screw on nipple, Whut?
Whut, yo mama live in a two story Doritos bag,
She got a wooden leg wit a birdhouse in it,
Whut?, whut? whut?, whut? whut?
I walk around beggin' for change,
And kill mufuckas who look at me strange, Whut?
Psychopathic down till I die, Whut?
I'll light a cigarette, and put it out in your eye, Whut?
Smoke until my lungs explode, Whut
And punch you, and ya moms, and call ya dad a hoe, Whut?
I don't give a fuck if ya hate, Whut?
Just don't let me catch you hangin' out on my side of the gate, Whut?
I talk to the dead on the phone, Whut?
If you ain't dead leave me the fuck alone, Whut?
I call myself a juggalo, Whut?
And scream it everywhere that I go, JUGGALO
Twiztid serial killas comin' to town, Whut?
Dark Carnival and down with the clown, Whut?
Twiztid Freek Show, wicked clown Bizaar, Whut?
Check ya self cause we are who we are bitch, Whut?
I be whut I wanna be
I act how I wanna act
I see whut I wanna see
I smack who I wanna smack
Mike, get the guitar
I do whut I wanna do, da da da
I go where I wanna gooooo
Fuck you, you, you, and you
Forever I'm a JUGGALOoooo
I be whut I wanna be, WHUT?
I act how I wanna act, WHUT?
I see whut I wanna see, WHUT?
I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT?
I do whut I wanna do, WHUT?
I go where I wanna go, WHUT?
Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT?
Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT? Shaggy
I be whut I wanna be, WHUT?
I act how I wanna act, WHUT? Twiztid
I see whut I wanna see, WHUT? Dark Lotus
I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT? Jump Steady
I do whut I wanna do, WHUT?
I go where I wanna go, WHUT?
Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT?
Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT?
I be whut I wanna be, WHUT?
I act how I wanna act, WHUT?
I see whut I wanna see, WHUT? Tom Dub
I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT?
I do whut I wanna do, WHUT?
I go where I wanna go, WHUT?
Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT?
Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT?

Hey..hey
Umm�I still have a problem.
If it's ok with�them, you know�there..them
The Dark Carnival in general.
It's the whole stabbin' thing again�It's�

I stab people, like everyday folks
Skinny people any people I chop off their throats
My stabbin's are ninja, like very quickly, HEY
By the time you feel it I'm like 3 blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck
Now I stab people and drive away, I'm like put put put put
I do a show and stab people at the same time ???
I stab bear cage security guards in the back of the neck
I love Waffle House, I stab people there
They're so shitty and dumpy they don't even care
I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard remember them?
Well I cut their fuckin' drummer's arm off, you can ask him
Leroy Owen, the president of Island
I'm at a business meetin' with him, lookin' at him, smilin'
I jumped up to stab'em, but he kicked my ass
17th floor they threw me out through the glass

Help me! FUCK YOU!
Fuckin' help me! FUCK YOU!
I need you to help me! FUCK YOU!
Somebody come and help me! FUCK YOU!

Jehova's Witnesses I swear man, I love'em
They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' above'em
Puncture wound victims, right to my door
Come back mothafucker�I'll stab you some more
One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best
I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex
I stabbed Tony Schivane the commentator guy
Before the match I went to shake his hand but I stabbed'em in the eye
I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match
He was like "What are you doing?" I said FUCKIN' RELAX!
I stabbed'em again and again, I jumped out and ran
Everybody chased me, catch me if you can
I tried to stab my own brother, bad for my health
He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' myself
I stab cabby drivers, right through the thick glass
Ginsu built to last�

Slice'em up, slice'em down,
Side to side and all around,
They don't hate, they don't care,
Ginsu swingin' everywhere (repeat)

I saved up my money, and I went and saw the Lilith Fair
I started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of them there
I took off my thong, and I jumped in the pit
But there wasn't any pit it was only me and that was it but soooo what
I was throwin' myself all over the floor
Sara McLaughlin was on stage I said YOU FUCKIN' WHORE!
One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass
Stabbed'em all in the face, that's why they wear masks
My little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood
I drive with my lights off all through the neighborhood
But it's so hard to sleep because of the muffler
rmmmm bmmmm I HATE THAT FUCKER!
I did a song with 3-6 Mafia, them guys are the shit
We went to their studio and I started rockin' it
After the session, they all left up outta there
But I stayed behind, and stabbed the engineer

Can you help me? FUCK YOU!
You gotta help me. FUCK YOU!
I need you to help me! FUCK YOU!
Mutha fuckin help me! FUCK YOU!
Nah man, fuck you! FUCK YOU!
Fuck all of you! FUCK YOU!
You better fuckin' help me! FUCK YOU!
Heeelllpppp meeeeeee!
Slice'em up, slice'em down,
Side to side and all around,
They don't hate, they don't care,
Ginsu swingin' everywhere

Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl
All you muthafuckas are gonna die
Everybody! You're dying everyday, constantly
I'll kill myself right mutha fuckin' now
And still won't die, try me
Wicked clowns never, never die, whut?

Oh my goody look a chicken
Keep your money here's a ticket
Hold up keep your kids out here
They too young to play in there
Step right up now strap'em in
Lock it tight under his chin
Clamp his arms up to his side
It's gon' be a helly ride
Now if you misplace an item
Psychopathic's sure to find'em
If you lose your nugget yo
Hatchet ain't responsible
Look and wonder if you will
Cause we about to rip and kill
Think about your every sin
As our tilt-a-whirly spins
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Looky look a fancy fuck
With his wallet up his butt
Give the wealthy what they want
Fuck a line put him up front
Welcome to our spectacle
Carny rides eccentrically
Hope you like it even though
Have to mingle with the poor
Here you go sir have a seat
You've got good taste this ride is neat
Tell ya now the ride is fast
Might want me to hold your cash
We gonna spin until your soul
Leaves your body dead and cold
Tilt-a-whirly sprayin' blood
All over the neighborhood
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Watch you die, watch you all die
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
You deserve to die, time for you to die
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, wheee
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, *squeak*
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride
Welcome buddy, what you did
Like to punch up on your kids
Scoot all them dead bodies down
We gon' go another round
Excuse us while we clean up here
Pile them up on over there
Strap'em up and start the show
This time speed it up some more
Tell me any last requests
Before your guts rip out your chest
Fuck all that don't give'em nothin'
Slap his ass and press the button
Fair enough, another down
Carnival don't fuck around
Fire up the tilt-a-whirl
And we'll see you all in hell
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
I'm a watch you die, time for you to die
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Round and round and round you go
Round and round and round you go
Yo, the dark carnival will never die
I mean that's all we do is think about dyin'
We wish we die, we hope we die
The only problem is...
We ain't never ever ever gonna die motherfucker!
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie

I think it's the heart's desire for every person in America and Canada to succeed (worldwide)
Success is one thing that's the motivating force behind many men (Amen)
And tonight, I want to speak in a way that you'll realize
That God ordained every one of his creations to be successful.

Look at this millionaire, suave, definitely paid
Lemonade, stock market played, marinate in shade, top grade
Bitches blowin' up phones, I walk by, never lie, I'm the type of guy with sparkles in my eye
Roll in my BMW, never take the truck with your kid
Who? what? where? Over there ruby, diamond Sinclair, looky there
Everywhere I stay flossin' them things, I'm like bang bling bling blang chingy bling bang
What the fuck bitch? Hurry up and suck, move along, c'mon, until it's gone
Get the fuck out the room, I'm rollin' chrome, 700 spoke, whicky whicky what
Keep your hungry mouth shut, cause I'm livin' it up!

Hey, we gives no fuck!
Million dollar house, we gives no fuck!
Lavish cars, we gives no fuck!
Bling bling blang blang bang, we gives no fuck!
Hey, we gives no fuck!
7 figure bank, we gives no fuck!
Phat paid, we gives no fuck!
Whooooo, we gives no fuck!

7 figure bank, what you thank? Bitch you tickle me pank, you lookin' rank
Could stank, still I spank spank whore is dank
Cause I'm livin' like a video, fuckin' every shitty hoe you know
Call me jigga-liggy-lo, fuck a juggalo that's scrub
Billion dollar drop, non-stop, from my pop, never need to cop a mop
What you got? Get the fuck off my block
I call the cop, with your fuckin' hippy hop, whooee whooee chop chop,
Tryn'a marry me, rich until they bury me, stop it cause you're scarin' me with all that jive
Clap clap, take you back to where your wack crack neighborhood at
Cause looky jack, where we at we havin' none of that!

Hey, we gives no fuck!
Million dollar house, we gives no fuck!
Lavish cars, we gives no fuck!
Bling bling blang blang bang, we gives no fuck!
Hey want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me
Hey, we gives no fuck!
7 figure bank, we gives no fuck!
Phat paid, we gives no fuck!
Whooooo, we gives no fuck!

Pow, let me show you how, took away your milly now, cash cow, cheddar wow
Dig it y'all, wicky wild wild, wait a minute y'all, I might've over-did it y'all,
Forget it, I'll admit it, can't get it, cuz I'm greedy greedy greedy
Fuck the needy, fuck the treaty, line'em up and pow pow
Clicka pow pow, click click, chicka pow pow, bang bang, ching ching, bang
Ching-a-ling bang, pow pow, chicka bang bang, chicka chicka bang!

Hey, we gives no fuck!
Million dollar house, we gives no fuck!
Lavish cars, we gives no fuck!
Bling bling blang blang bang, we gives no fuck!
Hey want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me
Hey, we gives no fuck!
7 figure bank, we gives no fuck!
Phat paid, we gives no fuck!
Whooooo, we gives no fuck!
Hey want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me
Hey want you to hate me, want you to take me, want you to kill me!

I gotta tell him, I gotta be a man and handle my business
I know he's gonna hate me, I gotta call'em

What up dawg, what you been up to
Oh yeah, well that's cool, check it out
Me and you, we been down for a while right
We been here and there, we been pretty tight
Somethin happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out, I didn't mean nothin by it,
I'm gonna make this quick
I gave your momma this dick
I dunno how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin'
I was over there mowin' the grass
And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
And then I went inside to make a phone call
And there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know I was but-fucking your mother

Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please don't hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo

Don't hang up, I still got more
Your momma gives head like a heroin whore
I wasn't thinking about you as my bud
When she spread my but cheeks and went for the milk dud
We broke out with your grandpa's gin
And got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin
She's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
Your mommas one of my favorite sluts
She likes lickin from the back of my balls
To the tip of my dick with one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear
I chase her around in my underwear
I admit I like spanking her but
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Don't worry, I put it back, I knew I better
That's why your toes been stickin together

Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please don't hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo

Maybe they call you a terminator
If this was a swamp you'd be a allihater
You could use a could glass of hatred
Sure come up, bring the allihater

Your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo
Its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though
And I ain't trying to diss her either
I'm only sayin I wish you would trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
Its all right with me though
I don't mind as long as I can find the pee hole
And your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin
Here I am stuffin her muffin
Not to mention the pickle buffin
And I hope me and you are still cool
I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on fuckin again, all right, Ill talk to you again
Peace EMINEM

(Jesus someone got fucked up nigga)

Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please don't hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please don't hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo

Remember me bitch? 8th grade
Oak Park skinny-ass welfare aid
Utsler and Bruce brothers we was the shit
Dungeons & Dragons and Bruce Lee flicks
Quit school, nobody missed us,
Nobody hugged and kissed us, only dissed us
And now look at these beautiful model-type high class women
Takin' my dick in'em
You don't remember my kind in class
The wigged-out freak starin' at your ass
Never had the courage to even say hi
Only smell your perfume vapors when you walked by
I'm the scrub that never crossed your mind
Now your flasin' your titties at me waitin' in line
And that's fine, while you're workin' your charm
Look beneath the paint bitch, it's the scrubs who won

Look at me�Look at me�
Analyze�What you see�
Look at me�Look at me�
Analyze�What you see

They used to say "Ah-hah, look at him,
The same pair of pants and that shirt again."
An outcast, I knew I hadda do somethin'
Figure out a way to make somethin' outta nothin'
Open up shop, yo what you need?
Speakers, clothes, CDs, or bags of weed
But that shit got me nowhere except jail
Me and all my homies too broke to make the bail
Now we're right back to the place where we started
Chuckles and laughs
The second we turn our backs
Cast out, but we was like FUCK Y'ALL
We got each other at the drop of a homie call
Look at us now bitch, multi-platinum
All on my dick, when I'm the same as back then
Forget the money and fame, because
Beneath the paint, life's just like it always was

Look at me�Look at me�
Analyze�What you see�
Look at me�Look at me�
Analyze�What you see
(repeat)

Another girl I don't dare to confide in
Playin' that role it hurts inside
Here I am thinkin' she wants me (uh-uh)
She only wants that killer on her CD
Just when I couldn't feel any worse
Bitch asked me if I could paint my face first
The day I finally get to leave this land
Behind the paint will be the shell of a used up man

I don't know. She ain't even looking that good. (kinda fat)
Even so, I think I'd probably fuck her if I could. (kinda fat like that)
It's just sumpthin bout the way her titties swing around. (boing)
Wiping poo-poo of they babie's butt, I think I wanna take her down

Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama, (2x)

Man this is some muthafuckin bull shit,
You talkin bout you wanna fuck my
Girl, man we raising a baby together,
That's some bull muthafuckin shit.

I got coupons bitch, dollar fifty off at chucky cheese
Got ya smilax formula, just baby fuck me please
Goo goo ga ga, I make ya baby laugh
(Don't u like the way my ugly face looks)
But when baby go nite nite,
You gonna hafta to come up with some ass

Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama, (2x)

I'm tryin to look out for you and your baby,
That's why I'm telling you about Him cheating on you. I ain't even like that,
Come here lemme hold you

Watchin Jerry Springer all fuckin day,
Your baby rolling you a joint
(lookie Momma, I packed it with the good shit)
I told you if you let me hit it,
I take you both to see the point.
(But the neden wasn't all that, so forget it)
Rubber binkies (binkies) food, all over the floor
Am I gonna help you clean it?
I'm out the fuckin door
(Gotta go, and I wont be back no more)

Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama, (2x)
(I already fucked you babie's momma)

How the fuck you gonna fuck on me bitch
I don't even believe this shit
You gonna fuck him in my bed,
What the fuck (he said he loved me)

Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama, (4x)
(I already fucked your babies mamma)
(I would fuck your babie's momma's momma)

What did I do? Tell me�tell me what did I do?
Tell me�NOTHIN'! I did nothin' wrong! Tell me. Nothin'!

Look at that guy over there he's so skinny
He'd prolly suck my dick for a penny
That's fuckin' nasty what kinda bitch does he get
The kind that smells like shit with a scabbed lip
Pushin' all that trash in his shopping cart
Musta smoked himself into a retard
No shoes thick-ass calloused-up toes
Frozen boogers all up under his whisky nose
The motherfuckers ass is prolly molded shut
Bet he's got tadpoles livin' on his butt
I fuckin' don't understand these people
No kinda class
Somebody needs to beat they ass
I wanna tell him GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOCK!
I wanna beat his face in with a rock!
He ain't good for shit, but bringin' our property down
Draggin' his funky ass around
He's starvin', sportin' a pair of troop sweats
Hands dried and cracked up like the Sahara
Wantin' everyone's affection
Wait a minute, that's me, I'm lookin' at my own reflection

Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and�

Where the fuck is this bitch, she makes me sick
I'm guessin' right now she's got a mouth full of dick
I know she fucks on me, who needs proof
She prolly kisses me with dick hairs on her tooth
I bet she fucks people in my own bed
He wears my slippers while she's givin'em head
Look what I do, I get away with it
What the fuck makes me think that she ain't never did it
Last time I beat her ass wasn't shit
Fat lips ain't nothin', this time I'm breakin' somethin'
She's gonna learn not to gimme any hassle
I'm the king, I make the money, I work at White Castle!
I'm the one who�failed in life
I'm the one who takes it out on my wife
She don't cheat, who am I tryin' to fool
I shoulda done this to myself long ago (BOOM!)

Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and�

This is the 3rd time you've come before me
You think you're the shit, you wanna ignore me
I told you last time I'd put you away
I don't give a fuck what you say, obey me
I am the overseer, a special being
Raise when I walk in the room, me and God are a tag team
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, I could say it all day
I swear to God you say one motherfuckin' thing to me I'll put you away
I might not be God but I'm the next best thing
Honor your honor, hail me as a king
You die, he gets life, she pays, he's free
See your destiny is all up to me
"All Rise" You heard it, loud and clear
But today, I take a load off in that electric chair
I chose to play God, and judge you well
Now I'm the one that's been sentenced to hell