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Insane Clown Posse |
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01 Intro
Hello there sir.
Well I'll tell ya, I've lived here all my life and I never once noticed this
place.
You need a sign out there or somethin buddy, probably bring some business to
the joint.
Yes, how may I help you today?
I'm lookin for some kind of uh... some kind of clock or somethin.
Somethin for the old man. He collects old shit like this and I figured,
I figured I'd get 'em somethin, somethin before he dies and rots on me ya
know?
Ah well perhaps you can use a gift yourself?
Well I'm not much for old shit like this myself.
But I insist, I have somethin just right for you. This will help you find
more then you are looking for.
A candle huh? Yeah well maybe I'm in the wrong place.
Consider it a gift from your neighbor.
But I heh....have electricity in my house
Nah this is no ordinary candle my boy. Come closer and witness the light
that this magical candle
will shed apon your life.
Listen uh, I really gotta get goin...
Witness my friend, witness the light.....of the Amazing Jeckel Brothers! |
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02 Jake Jeckel
Boom shaka boom hahaha
Lady's and gentlemen meet your guardian
Your keepers of morals...hehehe kindness
The path to Shangri-La is led by he led by you
He is of your positivity he is of your love
Meet one half of the jugglin duo
That is your soul I'm talkin about
Jake Jeckel
Jack and his brother Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all that's in store for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burn wondering why? |
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03 Bring It On
Welcome everyone to the big show
Jake and Jack, and the dark carnival
Remove your hats or we'll cut off your heads
Show respect your amongst the dead
Don't like bigots and richy boy fucks
Ain't shit changed bitch, check us
Detroit, Southwest murderers die
The greatest spectical under the sky
5 Cards came and made they mark
From New Uganda to Baton Park
Fuck your drum kit xylophone cello
I'm a wicked clown bitch hello
Everybody come jump in our rides
Bring you and your fat ass bitch in side
Wagons, tents are swift a breeze
Can't nobody get with these, mutha fukka
BRING IT ON
BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT
BRING IT, BRING IT
Violent J, Shaggy serial killers with style
Fashion of the 2000 and beyond
Voodoo, chicken and magical wands
Dead bigots, face down in the ponds
Broken neck with the flick of our wrist
All this playa hatin gettin me pissed
Fat chick, skinny chick, chicky chick hoe
Swishers, Faygo's and Kung Foo blows
If Jake jeckel drop 88 card
No more chicks just sizzlin balls
I'll hypnotize ya like a vampire
Bite your neck and set your head on fire
Shoot me with silver bullets okay
I'll pull 'em out, pawn 'em and get paid
Here now try my liquorish treat
I know dead folk that chew they feet
Carnival moves in shadow of time
And we's runnin a little behind, bitch
BRING IT ON
BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT
BRING IT, BRING IT
Insane Clown Posse ICP
Ax murdering done with a touch of Detroit class
Jeckel Drop ball
Shangri-La dies
1 for your greed
2 for your lies
Jeckel Drop ball
Shangri-La dies
1 for your greed
2 for your lies
Shaggs 2 Dope serial killer
Ax murder boy, wet cat peeler
I can wear a Fila jacket and look fresh
I'm pimpin like David Caresh... was
People think I got bombs in my locker.
Teachers try to open it up, I'm a sock her
Get the Fuck back and leave me alone
Before I have to come to your home, and see ya
Wind me up and I can do flips
And put the smack down on your lips
Billy Bill, Rude Boy, Jump Steady Tom Dub
Stephan, Legs, Double A got love
Drinkin Moon Mist at carnival bar
Got folk love, people love whatever you are
Fork side ways I'm a jugglin man
Can't nothin stop the reign bitch
BRING IT ON
BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT
BRING IT, BRING IT
Backwards: If you flipped this message
cuz you think there is a secret message
there ain't shit hahahaha |
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04 I Want My Shit
It was like March, April
Fuckin Libra
Taurus, born in 1775
I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the original, Billy The Kid
You probably think I'm only playin but, I did
My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show
Mamma a fortune tella, Esmerelda Zella
Anyway they had sex on a Oija board
And I was born the next day
Violent J
When I was 14 I tripped on a train track
And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they though it would fuck me up
I got up and itched my butt, I'm like, what?
Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy child of the Witch F'er
Whatever
Tied me up burned me and threw stones
Had a few scrapes and cuts
Smokey nuts
After that they started bowin and shit
Prayin to me, you know how the primitives get
I said get off my dick I ain't a savior
I'm what you call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava
4 simple things in this bitch before I die
I want a rusty ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
And a little sip of Faygo too
Till I get my shit in this muthafukka
I wont ever die
50 years passed all my homey's are old ass fucks
I ain't even got hair on my nuts
I left the village in the search of my ends
I wrestled Alligators
Battled terminators
Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me
I fought in the civil war, Yankees army
I walked across enemy lines with a mack-10
Man they didn't even have that shit back then
How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up?
Well at least make this shit sound real man damn
I walked a crossed enemy lines with a.. lantern
Steady takin cannon balls
To the balls
The war ended, I traveled the country horse back
Until this fool tried to horse jack
He put his gat to my head and blew my face up
POW didn't even smear the makeup
I took his gun a put a davit in his neck
Sheriff didn't like it
I got indicted
87 long years in the state pen
Till they finally forgot why they put me in
They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin
On they way out they like "Yo ain't you like a hundred and somethin?"
I said Yeah that's right, and I ain't gonna die till I get my shit
muthafukka
I want a rusty ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
And a little sip or two
Till I get my shit in this muthafukka
I wont ever die
I slept under bridges, lived in the valleys
Climbed up mountains, searched the alleys
More years passed and I still ain't died
Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side
My homie has an Empala blue '67
Last night we hit the road pushin 111
I stuck my head out the window told 'em forward the most
And let my nugget ping off a light post
hahahaha hell yeah cuz, yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta
straight buzz
The world hates me cuz of shit like this
They always try and kill me but miss
I know it's odd cuz my face is forever painted
When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted
My tongues a little long I choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it
And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles
I sorta look like somethin from the X-Files
People wanna see me die for then a little bit
But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my shit
And I ain't gonna die till I get it
I want a rusty ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
I said Faygo... Fuck Mountain Dew
Till I get my shit in this muthafukka
I wont ever die
Die
Die |
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05 Bitches
Bitch what tha fuck?
Whaddaya try to do to me?
You wasn't true to me
When I was locked up you fucked somethin like 34 guys
But I let that slide
Cuz your ass is bangin, your titties is phat
A wanted to fuck that, but fuck that
I never gave a fuck that, you put it through the courts
AND And gave me genital warts
Now I stack my nine, I'm goin for your knees
I'm a blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze
As you're standin there I'm a be like bitch
You know you done fucked up right?
Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die
Bitch don't talk about bitches I'm fuckin them
Please no fat bitches I'm fuckin slim
Unless its one of those nights I'm smokin my shit
I don't care 'bout how I'm fuckin it
How much it cost big fat crack head?
Ain't tryin to hear all them words you said
Five minutes bitch, then I came
Fuck your name, and from were you came
I don't give a fuck bitch, I will kill you
You Shaqueta
You Balinda
You too Passion
BITCH
Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die
One thing I can't stand is these bitches
Tryin to take my riches, when I ain't even got none
I never lied, you knew what I wanted all the while
My dick in your vertical smile
We kiss and hug, and snug and tickle
But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fuckin pickle
She fucked everybody else in the place
It's all good, now lemme head but your face!
Bitch
I love you but now ya gotta die
Girl you know I love you but now ya gotta die
Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die
Girl ya know I love ya... ya dumb bitch |
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06 Terrible
Muthafukka! You don't know shit do ya?
You wouldn't know shit if it whip kicked you in your ugly bitch ass face
You ain't even begun to experience drama motha fucka
Your mamma, your motha fuckin big fat chicken faced assed mamma
Don't even know about this drama, muthafukka
Oh my god look at that, turn it up please
Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees
Somebody took a black thing and went thump
That's terrible we heard about it for months
What about that one nobody guy that they found dead in the grass
With his dick in his, ass
Unless there was more
But you won't recall cuz Michael Jackson squeezed up on some little kids
balls
What you consider drama ain't all that
It's just that your whack
With Intergalactic satellite data compress
Yes but we can't feed the homeless
And then OJ's whack story unfolded
Everybody watched up while Okalahoma exploded
900 good reasons why this world don't really care
That's what it costs for a wheel chair
What you know bout terrible
Terrible, you don't know whets terrible
Terrible, What you know bout terrible
Terrible, you don't know whets terrible
Is she so terrible you gotta beat her you bitch ass whack muthafukka?
Lordy Lordy we gotta protest that
Some rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat
Lets walk in his concert and damn him to hell
Cuz he's so fuckin terrible
Mean while his record sales double and triple
Cuz of you heard about him rubbin his nipple
Religious? Shit, you helped them bands
Instead of helpin them poor people eatin outta them garbage cans
When your done with that bitch come protest me
Shit muthafukka I could use some money
The hole world was cryin when Kurt Cobain went bang
When Eazy-E died no it wasn't no thang
Rapper dies of aids but you hardly mention
Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend
Heroin and a shot gun and a hero was made
Maybe I should do that shit so J can get paid
What you know bout terrible
Terrible, you don't know whets terrible
Terrible, What you know bout terrible
Terrible, you don't know whets terrible
Are your kids so terrible you gotta beat on them too you drunk muthafukka?
Rebel flag, in your schools
Rebel flag, in your parks
Rebel flag, in your court rooms
Rebel flag, in your hearts
Rebel flag, stood for slavery
Rebel flag, stood for war
Rebel flag, stood for hatred
But just go ahead and hang your flag up some more
Don't worry about my god damn flag boy whets terrible is you damn rappers
cursin
The country we live in was built by slaves
Beat at and murdered and stuffed in they graves
You put a slave owner on a 1 dollar bill
And you wanna know why I kill people
Bombs are blowin up cops are corrupt
And all ya care about is who the president fucked
You don't know terrible, you will
As soon as our wagons come over the hill
What you know bout terrible
Terrible, you don't know whets terrible
Terrible, What you know bout terrible
Terrible, you don't know whets terrible
You don't even know what the fuck is in store for that bitch ass of yours
Let me get a look at that bitch ass of yours
There it is it looks like a bitch's ass you bitch ass muthafukka
What you know bout terrible
Terrible, you don't know whets terrible
Terrible, What you know bout terrible
Terrible, you don't know whets terrible |
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07 I stab People
I stab people, 4 or 5 people every day
I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but there ain't no fuckin way
I stabbed him, his nurse and his fuckin cat
Stabbed 'em, stabbed 'em all like that!
I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex my manager
He was like "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
I stabbed him in the gut!
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there
I don't care, I stab anybody anywhere
I stabbed the mailman he was pissed
He tried to mace me
I'm too quick with the stab, come on come on chase me
I stabbed Twiztid, Jamie Madrox I stabbed 'em
Myzery stabbed me, ahh god damn 'em
I stab old people old ladies little kids I don't give a fuck
I stabbed the fat guy in the butt, hehe what
I stabbed Pete Rose, I stabbed 'em twice in the nipple
I'm violent J and I stab people
Maybe somebody can help me |
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08 Another Love Song
Yeah, I mean I hear what your sayin
I mean you got carried away in the moment
I could forgive you.....I could do that
I could do anything if I wanted
I could buy you a Lexas truck with a white leather interior
I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit just to make you a fur coat
I could love you and treat you with class
And have babies fallin all out your ass
But thinkin about that
I feel I'd rather kill you
Cuz I got you in my car you ain't goin no were bitch you're dead
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Becuz you fucked my homie hey
I could take all the face paint off and get a real job workin for your dad
I would rather take a 10 pound axe and stick it in your daddy's forehead
I could let you move into my house (yeah)
You'd fuck the neighbor every time I go out
And wipe his nut on my pillow
But I think I'd rather kill you
Cuz we parked here all alone on this here dark alleyway, hey
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Becuz you fucked my homie hey
I'm the one that killed your precious cat and stuffed 'em in your fuckin
mail box
If I only hadn't cut off my hair, I'd choke you with all my dread locks
When I scream at the moon every night
You shoulda known somethin just isn't right
Cuz I'm gonna slap you
And then I'm going to kill you
Cuz the moon told me to and it's watching us right now
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Becuz you fucked my homie hey
I could go back to school instead and try to get my diploma
I'd much rather bang your head on the wall until you fall into a coma
Cuz I can't get you outta my head
I'd cut my head off but then I would be dead
And I ain't the only mutha fukka that's dyin
So lets just die together
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Becuz you fucked my homie hey |
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09 Everybody Rize
Smile I'm a blow a hole in your neck
And leave ya standin there lookin stupid like Beck
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Fuck rednecks dum diddy dum
Barrels in your mouth, shreds your tongue
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Fuck Gene Simmons you make me sick
Psycho Circus you just stole my shit
Spit your blood out and do your dance
But I'm a kick that ass through your leather pants
Fuck Palooza big festivals
We'll never sell out with you bitch ass hoes
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Everybody raised on the East side RIZE
Everybody raised on the West side RIZE
Everybody raised on the North side RIZE
South side, everybody RIZE
Money, I was raised up without shit
That's how I'll die, that's how I'll live
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
When I scream I make towers shatter
I hoop the moon through the rings of Saturn
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
I say what I want, whatever I feel
Fuck your big contract record deal
Paper ain't shit you's amongst the dead
Dark Carnival alacoombaciad
Fuck videos, and radio play Fuck 'em
Fuck, shit suck my dick all day
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Everybody raised on the East side RIZE
Everybody raised on the West side RIZE
Everybody raised on the North side RIZE
South side, everybody RIZE
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Now that's straight from the heart
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck.... my.... dick
Michael Isner can suck my dick
If he got some kinda problem with my shit
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Just yell FAGGOT Korn FAGGOT
Shit they call you that cuz you act like a bitch
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE, FUCK OUTTA HERE
Fuck skin color everybody's blue
Then what would all these bigots do?
Instead of your tone, they'd hate your size
That's why I must pluck out all of there eye's
ICP We roam alone
Ever since then Inner City Ghetto Zone
Now everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THA CLOWN
Everybody raised on the East side RIZE
Everybody raised on the West side RIZE
Everybody raised on the North side RIZE
South side, everybody RIZE |
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10 Play With Me
Every year there's more of us and all we do is
fill the box
You might play with me at first a couple days a week at tops
Just like your atomic super sonic retro plasma car
We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are
I will be your fantasy your imaginary special friend
I can feel you, I relate with you no need to talk to them
But instead you toss me in the box and leave me here to rot away
Hoping you will pick me again some day, hey hey
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side
Lost in your own agony it's lonely when you're locked inside
I will listen to your bible babble jibber talk
But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk
You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for somethin instead
Please come get your doggy don't let him chew off my FUCKIN head
All your mom and daddy do is work and fight that's all they do
I can understand the way you feel because I feel it to
But you leave me in the box and I can hardly hear you play
Lost among the toys of yesterday, hey hey hey
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side
Lost in your own agony it's lonely when you're locked inside
Boys and girls fuck that old crusty shit!
Come down and get your brand new, haha shiney, slimey, atomic shithead!
I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny crack
You'll become a children now and I don't see you turnin back
7 years of darkness I can only hope my wish comes true
That some day I'll get you in my hands...AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!!!!!!
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side
Lost in your own agony it's lonely when you're locked inside |
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11 Jack Jeckel
Boom shaka boom shaka hahaha
Lady's and gentlemen come here, major greeting
Your keeper of wickedly the path to Shangri-La
He is miss led by he miss led by you
He is of your NEGATIVITY, he is of your HATE
Meet the other half of the jugglin duo
That is your soul
The AMAZING JACK JECKEL!!!!
Jack and his brother Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all that's in store for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burn wondering why? |
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12 Fuck The World
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom fuck Mary fuck Gus
Fuck dariens, fuck the west coast and fuck everybody on the east
Eat shit an die, or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-scholars, fuck rulers, kings and queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks punk mutha fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, FUCK YOU!
Fuck your mom, fuck your moms mamma
Fuck the Beastie Boy's and the dalli llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a forest gump
You probably like it in the rump, fuck a shoe pump
Fuck the real deal, and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all 52 states, oooh
And fuck you
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
Fuck Oprah fuck opera fuck a soap operah
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend I probably did already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie fuck 'em what are ya gonna do
Fuck that bitch fuck you
Yeah well fuck you to
Don't bother to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say fuck 93 times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what
Fuck disco, count of monty crisco
Fuck cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone that went down with the titanic, in a panic
I'm like, FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
Fuck Celine Deon and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Luvit, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world and fuck them right here
You know the guy who operates the Rouge river draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson?
FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonorrhea, fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Miavia
Fuck your wife your homie did he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 50 to
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your homies little brother from along the way
Oh yeah, and fuck Violent J |
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13 The Shaggy Show
From southwest Detroit deep within zug islands
industrial waste depository
It's SHAGGY Time!!!
Hey, how ya doin down there
It's nice to see ya, alright!
Waddup ya'll? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy like you didn't fuckin know
This is my sidekick, fat pat
He goes, wah wah wah wah, and all that
Anyway on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like 105
They worry about drunks and late night truckers
Old ass bitches tryin to kill motha fuckas
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit's gettin old
The game is to be sold, not to be told
You can feel the excitement right?
Snoop Dogg is with us tonight
hahaha that's what I'm sayin
On the Shaggy Show shit we ain't playin
And that ain't it, also on the show
Another muthafukka that well, some of ya know
You see 'em with me a lot, he's like a brother
Violent J's in this muthafukka
I like that kid Violent J
Hey Mike Whats up? how ya doin today?
"Just great Shaggz" well that's great
Lets give a hand, to Mike E. Clark and his Gangsta Fun Band
We'll be right back with Violent J
Do your homies have money? Are you broke?
Yeah
Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
Straight up!
There's nothing you can do but get your PHD
Playa Hata's Degree?
That's right
Awww hell yeah
Player Haters Academy located on Welfarm in Detroit offers the finest in
Playerhation tactics
Yeah that's right
Such as the bitch hater
Hey man fuck that fine ass bitch
Or the look shooker
Yo bitch I might be ugly but at least I ain't got no money
Or the never ending shooting star
Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch
Get your PHD and join a nation of playerhation
Word up
Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county jail
Now he's back, for now at least
Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece
Waddup yall? Whats happenin
Been 6 months and my dick ain't havin it
If I don't hurry up and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on your TV glass
Anyway I'm workin on my brand new shit
A brand new group with my homies Twiztid
It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll?
Hell Nah
Now I been hearin a little about this and that
About you havin some kinda panic attack
Tell us, um is it true?
And when you have one, what tha fuck do you do?
Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee
And then all of a sudden I'm like, get off me
Then I start chokin out pedestrians
Until they give me my shot of calaphanestrian
But that's all over now and that's that
I'm a perfectly normal necrophilia
Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it
I might grab your neck and do bad things with it
Well on that note, thank you J, for real
Well just pop you one of them phalopian pills
Take your ass back stage and relax
I'm Straight
Snoop Dogg is commin up next!!!
Stay right here we'll be right back
I like my chili hot, as a matter of fact I like my chili so god damn hot
That you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonful
When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin
I reach for that bottle of mammas god damn hot chili
Smooth tender chunks filled with chili beans filled with mamma's hot bastard
bacon bits
And drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce
Drippin with noodle nuggets and Texas onions
mmmm mmmmm that's hot, god damn hot!
Ask for it by name
Thanx fellas, alright yo were back
My next guest pioneered the sound of rap
He's come a long way from the LBC
Please welcome Snoop D-O double G
Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
It's the big dogg yo fuckin wit the insane
Clowns, get down nigga I represent the town
Hey yo Violent J lets go half on this pound
I stay gangsta lay fine, I drop the bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any dick that seem to disagree with me
Step up and watch your muthafukkin ass meet the fee
Snoop, what?, you got platinum on your wall
Where all the fools stare an scratch their balls
They wanna be like you, they wanna try ta steal your flows
Yo, why is that so?
It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow
But I don't pay 'em no attention oh should I mention
I'm all about the money and riddin in cars with suspension
Bounce makin on the corners smokin dope
Smokin that weed hangin out with my lopes
Folks don't give a fuck about nothin at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big motha fuckin Snoop Dogg, nigga
Snoop Dogg everybody
Now we gotta bring a close to our party
Thanx Violent J my lope
And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke
Join us next time for the show
We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo
That's it for now, I'm out this bitch
Hey yo Gangsta Fun, show 'em how ya got rich |
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14 Mad Professor
He He He
Oh shit he's here
Hi
Hi ya doing
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh
Yeah sure is come on in
Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch
So that's the couch eh
Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there
That's pretty fuckin nice I haven't seen
Woah you all right there
Excuse me real apolstry
I ain't seen nothin like that since shit like back in the...
Mother Fucker
You want my couch
You mother fucker
I need your muther fuckin brain
You can't have my couch
What da the fuck you thinking
Now come here you big fat muther fucker get on the table
I was never popular this I'll admit fuck school
School never liked me cool
All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
See momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time
Well where my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times
Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead
I made a lot of things though
Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeah
But I'm still lonely I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
So this is like where you live
That's right why you don't like it
I mean oh my god it's dirty
Do you like
Hehe Shut up bitch
Gimme your tippie toes
I used some many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of muther fuckers like what 80
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide"
Trunks full this parts wack
Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack
Shit fuck I'm sawing of an elbow
Looking at the meter on my quasar sifter low
Or better yet look out the fuckin window
I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on come
It's the dugish rugish bone
OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
Fuck shit didn't work
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
Hey
Hey you call for a wrecker
Sure did come on in
I got the truck ready out side I'm gonna go ahead�
Oh mutha fukka what you hit me with a fuckin frying pan
What's up what that bro
You crazy mutha fukka ow that shit hurts
Come here
I'm gonna fuck you up
Get back here
He's trying to kill me
It wasn't always easy let me tell ya
But fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failure
I put the shit with the veins and snip that wait a minute
You here that
Yeah
It's alive I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that rock n rye
Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that
Get him set get 'I'm ready its all most time
Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine
I see him twitching I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work you make the call?
"Shaggy ?"
What up Y'all?
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity |
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15 Assassins
You know who your fuckin wit?
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns
Wicked Clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Don't fuck with me
Wicked Clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked Clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Don't fuck with me
Wicked Clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
As I walked through river rouge and saw this man
He was clobbered he was blind I snatched his jewelry and ran
I caught up with Nate he said I think it's worth a grand
He smiled then he giggled then he shook my hand
The Deal is goin down I need the money so I'm giddy
The fuckin snake was cruel all I got was 750
My mother threw my out I called my sister a whore
Now my house is abandoned, my bed is the floor
It's been a week I haven't eaten I starve and I crawl
Saw my teacher Ms. Delana Oak at Wellington Mall
I broke into her dotsen and jumped in the back
And waited for the bitch to put my shank to her neck
She offered her cars key's cried and said please
She promised not to tell and gave me A's and B's
I said I want your money bitch and all I can sell
I looked into her eyes and she was scared as hell
I knew she was a snitch so I cut off her tongue
Now happy with the trigger now I'm on the run
an assassin
Wicked Clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Don't fuck with me
Wicked Clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked Clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Don't fuck with me
Wicked Clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
You know who your fuckin wit?
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns
My father was a priest cold blooded he's dead
Hypocrite he was a bigot so I cut off his head
Pored out the holey water bless the dead is what I said
And heard the demons screamin as his body bled
Now I'm drunk on the freeway just the other day
I saw a fine hitch hiker and I wanted to play
Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride
She said thanx I said no thang and she got inside
I'm peepin as I'm creepin I'm packin an erection
I'm stairin with my dick I'm like look which direction
Made it to her ave, she got out and said see ya
Hey babe why don't ya chill and kill this 2 liter baby
Went into my trailer, I filled up the glass
Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass
I banged it and banged it the shit was obsurd
Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some fuckin nerd
Then she rolled over and gave me a kiss
And said "When am I gettin paid?" what bitch?
First I tried to choke her she went for the door
She said "Welcome to the disease there's no cure for"
Bitch I love you but now you gotta die
I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye
She passed by my boy and I knew he was strapped
Billy pulled out his gun and shot the bitch in her back
Still 1:30, I went for the hatchet
And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopathic
Chopin and chopping they said "J what tha fuck?"
On the news they found her head stuffed up her butt, what?
I'm an assassin
hahaha a motha fuckin assassin
An assassin
Wicked Clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Don't fuck with me
Wicked Clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Wicked Clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown
Don't fuck with me
Wicked Clown wicked clown
Wicked clown wicked clown |
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16 Echo Side
Echo side Echo side not without my echo side
Imagine a place that exists beyond, a place that seldom seen
A place that even the wickedest souls that burn have never been
There was a soul named Dameon he was nothin heaven to say
Instead he was cast to the flames of hell to serve an eternal grave
Even in the After life things don't always go as planned
Satan's realm see's through, it's hectic and over changed
Dameon earned his spot in hell right until his dieing day
So the wagons took his sorry soul and taunted him all the way
They finally reached that resting place and endless pit of fire
But Dameon had escaped through the back door of Satan's lair
Out the back entrance of hell with no were else to hide
Because hell is just a tomb resting in the Echo side
Echo side Echo side not without my echo side
In the Background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
Take me from the nether void and bury me in black
Take me from the echo side and never bring me back
Dameon ran as far as he could before his legs began decaying
There were many dead trees of blood red skies and headless children playing
A wicked man with a long black tongue saw Dameons legs were dead
So he layed on top of Dameon and then licked the back of his neck and said
Backwards: Fuck the Devil Fuck That Shit
We Believe in life legit
If you diggin what we say
Why you throw your soul away?
Echo side Echo side not without my Echo side
In the background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
Take me from the nether void and bury me in black
Take me from the echo side and never bring me back
Backwards: Fuck The Devil Fuck That Shit
We Believe in life legit
If you diggin what we say
Why you throw your soul away?
Dameon crawled for many hours in puddles of blood he lay
Torched by everything he saw yet wishin along the way
His arms decayed and fell off his body as he rolled along the floor
Still trying not too look back, as if something else were in store
The clouds above were dark and hot yet dripping with blood rain
The ground infested with rodents that crawled throughout his veins
As Dameon layed in Echo side, hells scream's could still be heard
Blood red sky would flicker with the torturing that occurred
Thinking that he escaped every scream he heard he laughed
With the headless children pointing and urinating in his lap
He finally saw some fortress gates so he quickly rolled into it
These red gates were the front doors of hell, he never knew it, he he
Echo side Echo side not without my echo side
In the Background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
Take me from the nether void and bury me in black
Take me from the echo side and never bring me back |
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17 Nothing's Left
Ain't nothin left here for me
So I'm out this bitch
Fuck stayin here
I'm buzzin the fuck all the bout
We out this motha fucka right now
There's no story that ain't been told
There ain't no gimmick that ain't been sold
There's no ocean that never been swam
There's no jaba that ain't been slammed
There ain't no road that ain't been traveled
There ain't no doctor that ain't been baffled
Ain't no thug that never cried
Ain't no preacher that never lied
There's no rumor that ain't been passed
Ain't no question that no one asked
There's no tree that won't get chopped
There's no bomb that won't get dropped
Ain't no path that no ones laid
Ain't no beast that ain't been afraid
There's no feet that no one can
There's no saga that never began
Ain't no snow that didn't melt
There's no punch that never been felt
There's no skill that no ones learned
There's no planet that he ain't turned
There's no feud that never dissolved
There ain't no problem that ain't been solved
There's no tail that no ones told
There's no beauty that won't get old
There's no garden the sun ain't beamed on
There's no shoulder that ain't been leaned on
There's no color that ain't been seen
Purple, Blue), yellow, (Red), forest green
There's no desert that ain't seen rain
Nobody here that ain't felt pain
There's no bigot that ain't been clowned
There's no treasure that I ain't found
Ain't no cave they ain't never explored
Ain't no mother that ain't been ignored
There's no leader that ain't been led
There's no blood that ain't been shed
There's no dish they never made
Ain't no brick they never laid
Everything left's been done before
Nothings new, no were to explore
On the day the wagons come
I'll just pray that you let me on
Hey Jack Jeckel fly
Twist and spin to the other side
Hey Jake Jeckel fly
Twist and spin to the other side |
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