Hey, I'm uh, I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader, I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber or own a dogsled, and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Susie,
from Canada although I'm certain they're really really nice. I have a Prime
Minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American, and I
pronounce it about, not aboot. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my
backpack. I believe in peace keeping not policing, diversity not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a
chesterfield is a couch and it is pronounced zed not zee, ZED! Canada is the
second largest landmass, the first nation of hockey and the best part of North
America! My name is Joe and I am Canadian!

~ this is from a Molson beer commercial. It is never on tv anymore for some reason.