Woodstock 69 and Woodstock 99
Top 10 differences

#10
1969 - Ignited a Generation
1999 - Generated an Ignition

#9
1969 - Three days of Peace, Love, and Music
1999 - 3 Days of Pay Per View for $89.95

#8
1969 - "I was there, man..."
1999 - "My client refuses to answer on the grounds it may incriminate him"

#7
1969 - Don't take the brown acid, man!
1999 - Watch out for those tech stocks,man!

#6
1969 - Don't stop the Rock n' Roll
1999 - Stop, Drop and Roll!

#5
1969 - "Hey beautiful, what's your sign?"
1999 - "Hey beautiful, what's your e-mail addy?"

#4
1969 - 3 Day Ticket-$18.00
1999 - 3 bottles of Water-$18.00

#3
1969 - Kids don't want to fight in Vietnam
1999 - Kids can't spell Vietnam.

#2
1969 - Dead Alumni..Janis, Jimi, Jerry
1999 - Dead Alumni..Peace and Love

#1
1969 - We are Stardust ("Woodstock" by Joni Mitchell)
1999 - We are Starbucks...