goc Song
Dedicated to godofcows, the biggest shithead we know
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To the tune of Fenix-TX's Surf Song
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By icEFusioN
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hangin out on irc one day
i heard someone say that if i was cool
i wouldnt be ban evading

thats when i decided i was going to be a fag
getting banned in my face and losing all my friends

wish that i was cool i wish i wasnt banned
wish that i was cool i wish i wasnt banned
and every single day i'd be chatting away
wish that i was cool i wish i wasnt banned

i went out and got me a new ISP
even got me a brand new script
when i finally got on irc
i got banned by Falcon Twenty-four

how big of an idiot do i have to be
i mean ive already been fucked in the ass
and if buzz-buzz can suck it well i can too

wish that i was cool i wish i wasnt banned
wish that i was cool i wish i wasnt banned
and every single day i'd be chatting away
wish that i was cool i wish i wasnt banned

you know that i dont mind
jackin off to hairy chests
starin at dicks all day
waiting for that perfect ass

wish that i was cool i wish i wasnt banned
wish that i was cool i wish i wasnt banned
and every single day i'd be chatting away
wish that i was cool i wish i wasnt banned