Bus Joke:

Some of you probably have heard of this one 
as it's a very common told "deaf on bus" joke.....
It was first told on the summer camp "Buspotter 2000".

 
3 men were aboard a bus going across the country. 
1 was Russian, 1 was Cuban and the other a Deaf Dane. 
They all sat together up front near the door. 
The Russian man opened his jacket & took out 
a full bottle of vodka out of his jacket pocket. 
He opened it and drank half of it. Opened the door and then tossed 
it out.
Both the Cuban & the Dane looked at each other & wondered why.
The Russian explained, "In my country, there are PLENTY of vodka"
....The Cuban proceeded to take a cigar out of his jacket pocket
 and lit it up. He smoked half of it 
and then tossed it out the door, explaining that in his country, 
there were PLENTY of cigars..... 
The Deaf Dane pondered to himself for a minute 
then stood up to grab a fellow passenger and 
threw him out of the door. 
Both the Russian & Cuban looked at each other 
and were shocked at what the Dane just did. 
They asked the Deaf Dane, 
why did he just do that? The Deaf Dane replied, 
"In my country there are PLENTY of hearing people"!!