They Made Us Laugh... After a Few

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

"What's that?" asked the first old lady

"A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." replies the second.

Obviously impressed, her friend asks "Where did you get it?"

"You can get them at any Chemist." says the second little old lady.

The next day, the first old lady hobbles into the local Chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a packet of condoms. The chap looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age) but politely asks what type she prefers.

"It doesn't matter," she answers, "as long as it fits a Camel."