His men will follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

I would not allow this employee to breed.

He donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

She works well only when under constant supervision, and cornered like a rat in a trap.

He would agree with a signpost.

The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

Has a photographic memory but with the lens cap glued on.

It seems that the only time she opens her mouth is to change feet.

I would like to go hunting with this employee somewhere.

It takes him two hours to watch a 60-minute TV program.

He spreads joy whenever he goes.

If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

Since my last report, this employee has hit bottom and started digging.

He sets low personal standards, and consistantly fails to achieve them.