WARNING!!
These stories may contain adult language and situations which you may find offensive.
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DISCLAIMER:
~These stories have been written for entertainment purposes only and no money whatsoever has changed hands (or pockets). NO copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the authors.
~~(The following few statement lines hopefully include everyone who deserves credit. If not--hey, let me know will ya?)
~SG-13 Team members really do exist and own their names and personas.
~Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions.
~X-Files characters are the property of Chris Carter and Fox.
~Space Above and Beyond characters and the universe they live in are property of Fox.
~Not to be archived without permission of the authors.
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