The Sidesh0wZone FAQ

WARNING!

Not all of these questions relate directly to the site. Some of them have to deal with life in general. Pretty handy, huh?

1. Hey chief, I tried getting on to your website, but it would not take my username and password. What is the deal?

Well, there could be many things going wrong here. Besides the obvious of wrong username and password, your account could be locked out. That is when you try to log in using a mistyped or incorrect password. The default for the server is 5 invalid logins.

Another reason is that you are trying to use Netscape or another browser that does not support Microsoft NT Challenge/Response. If you go directly to ftp://sideshowzone.dyndns.org using any other browser besides Internet Explorer (Version 4 or higher) it will not prompt you for a username and password. In other words, the server sees you as an anonymous user which is not acceptable. So use IE. If you don’t want to, you have to change the address like the following:

ftp://username:[email protected]

where the username and password are changed to the appropriate settings.

2. How to I get to the main part of your website or server or whatever?

Well, here is the address of the web server where you will find all relative links and a cool Y2K countdown clock:

http://sideshowzone.dyndns.org

Here are the addresses of the appropriate ftp directories:

ftp://sideshowzone.dyndns.org (main server root, where you will find your Local folder)

ftp://sideshowzone.dyndns.org/mp3s (MP3 root directory)

ftp://sideshowzone.dyndns.org/programs (Programs root directory)

Refer back to Question 1 on the useage of the ftp addresses.

3. What exactly are Blue Balls? (Maxim, November 1999)

Striking millions of teenage boys (and most of the Maxim staff with regularity), blue balls is a genuine medical condition. As sex therapist Dr. Marvin Stone explains, “Blue Balls usually refers to congestion in the genital area – penis, scrotum, and prostate – caused by prolonged arousal which is not relieved by orgasm.” Erections bring buckets of blood to your genitals that isn’t drained until you achieve either orgasm or hard-on-deflating thoughts of a nude and amorous Wilford Brimley. If the congestion isn’t relieved, it becomes painful. And that’s not sore-muscle pain; that’s being kicked-in-the-nuts repeatedly pain, running throughout your groin. So the next time she leaves you hard up, remember: It’s not masturbation. It’s therapeutic self-massage.