
the Tribe of
IVC
(Tribong Pinoy)

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Members'
Corner: [Food
for Thought] [Facts of Life] [Erap
Jokes] [Working in Cambridge]
FOOD FOR THOUGHT by Bojo Lucente (make sure it make sense...)
We can only embrace with only one of each.
effort you expend today does make a difference...
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

ANTIBODY : against everyone
ARTERY : the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA : back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN : what you'll be after eight
BOWEL : letters like A, E, I, O, or
U
CAESARIAN SECTION : a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY : advanced study of poker
playing
CAT SCAN : searching for ones lost kitty
CAUTERIZE : made eye contact with her
COMA : a punctuation mark
CONGENITAL : friendly
CORTIZONE : local courthouse
D & C : where Washington is
DILATE : to live longer
ENEMA : not a friend
E R : the things on your head that you
hear with
FIBRILLATE : to tell lies
GENES : blue denim slacks
HEMORRHOID : a male from outer space
IMPOTENT : distinguished, well known
LABOR PAIN : hurt at work
MINOR OPERATION : somebody else's
ORGAN TRANSPLANT : what you do to your
piano when you move
PARALYZE : two far-fetched stories
PATHOLOGICAL : a reasonable way to go
PHARMACIST : a person who makes
a living dealing in agriculture
PROTEIN : in favor of young people
RED BLOOD COUNT : Dracula
RHEUMATIC : amorous
SECRETION : hiding anything
TABLET : a small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS : getting sick at the
airport
TIBIA : a country in North Africa
TRIPLE BYPASS : better than a quarterback
sneak
TUMOR : an extra pair
URINE : opposite of "you're out"
VARICOSE : very close
VEIN : conceited
Working in Cambridge (B_y Jerry_Espinosa)
{
I_t seems_a_bit_strange;
OD_d to_say_the_least;
for (me_to_write_such_poetry);
{
if (one_deems_this_as_such)
it_is = I_guess;
}
do
{
REA_d on;
I_HOP_e this_makes_sense;
} while (I_ponder_the_craziness
&&
absurdity_of_it_all);
working_as_a_programmer ();
in Cambridge = has_taken_its_toll;
/* dare I say, this is my
first
and most
likely my last,
stab at
writing prose
*/
your_agony = over;
as_I_shall ();
return (zero || nothing
|| NULL);
}
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