A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous 
Chinese detective, Ram Pam Wimm, to watch and report any activities
 that might develop.
A few days later, he received this report: 

Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train. 
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree - look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
he play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
NO FEE.