DATE: 19th January 1998

The only thing I'm allowed to say about a certain occurrence that occurred on my birthday is that the people that participated in it happened to be the "prettiest girls in Raymond terrace" with one flaw they were of the wrong "gender" better luck next time you Shim's why not go thew full hog and get the sex changes to! But don't forget the hormone growth to :)

But enough about that cause its enough to make people think or should i say realise that "there weird"!
AND about those "weird ones" they also happened to become the biggest "assholes" to me lately but they are yet to realise they can't win! After endless attempt of "getting me back" the poor dearies seem to be losing all there "dirt" on me funny how that goes missing hey guys i wonder where it could possibly go??

NEWS FLASH: BrendAn lost half his ear to the kitchen floor when he attempted to floor Nay but it went sadly wrong and ended up in her flooring him and the best part "drawing blood" but he prefers to put it as "nay chucked herself to the ground and i just happened to fall down with her"but we all know the truth! So Bre maybe you shouldn't nuke Dom and i wouldn't have to embarrass your manliness that small part that is there!

(Brendan: Yeah Sure Nay it was your Arse that lead me to the kitchen floor, therefore it is responsible for it's destruction...Oh and can i help it if Craig can't hide Photos??)

And Brendan's new past time is to walk in on mum or otherwise known as "Cheryl" while she is in the bathroom and we all know he enjoyed it cause of the colour his face went and hey you don't know how many times he can say sorry in a time limit of one minute!

Here's Mum: Everyone wish me luck I'm going to TAFE for the first time to do a nursing course so wish me luck or look out! And you boys have to put up with me there it's the girls turn next year! And hi back to Jad but when can we get past the hi part and you don't have to call me MS D u can call me Cheryl like all the others do! Bye kiddies.

So as you can see that's her lovely in put for the week or when ever I change this again and basically I'm having a total blank and can't think of shit all to type about so I'm going now!

C-ya later all J
Luv ya friend
Nay

Word of the week: Funky!