David Letterman's Top 10 List
Well here's how this works, I have a mailing list, and supriseingly it is called "David Letterman's Top 10 List"
What I do is, after mailing that weeks Chosen Top 10 list, is then mount the E-Mail on the web page,
so if you want to check up every week and check it, that's fine, however, membership is free and you CAN cancel anytime, so if
you want to become a member of "The David Letterman Top 10 List" The simply E-Mail
Me, and say, sign me up for the Top 10 list, then I will.
This weeks Top 10 list was by David Letterman and the David Letterman Writing staff and it was:
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR BY COMPUTER:
10. Lately, they sit at the computer naked.
9. After signing off, they always have a cigarette.
8. The giant rubber inflatable diskdrive.
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
6. They've gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.
5. Every day, Bill Gates sends $10 million worth of flowers.
4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underpants.
3. During sex, they scream, "a colon backslash enter insert!"
2. The fax is filled with pictures of some guys ASS
And number one of this weeks top ten:
1. Lipstick on the mouse.
Previous Top 10 Lists:
NONE!!!! WE JUST STARTED YOU &*^*^%&%*%$ ^%&%*&T So SIGN UP WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!